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by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:56 am
by Astrolinium » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:58 am
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:20 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:32 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Was the EH universe's history completely parallel to ours until the reveal of magic? This is from the view of the general populace, of course.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:36 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:40 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.avclub.com/article/patton-oswalt-won-twitter-over-the-weekend-with-a--101788
Oswalt wins.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Agritum » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:36 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.avclub.com/article/patton-oswalt-won-twitter-over-the-weekend-with-a--101788
Oswalt wins.
by Rupudska » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:38 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by The Inritus Extraho » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:08 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by The Inritus Extraho » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:12 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:13 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Evraim » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:20 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:22 pm
by Agritum » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:23 pm
Evraim wrote:Name: The Berezovski Academy of Jewish and Rabbinical Studies
Principal/Rector: Rabbi Yochanan Berezovski, the Rosh Yeshiva
Motto: Brighter than a burning bush.
Location: Crown Heights, New York
Main Studies: Torah, Talmud, Halacha, Kabbalah, Jewish History, Hebrew, Yiddish, Defensive Sorcery, Alchemy, Healing and Medicine, Supernatural Biology
Uniform: Tznius is obligatory. Essentially, most people dress in a manner considered acceptable by Modern Orthodox rabbis. Despite this, there are some variations, as the Academy is the preeminent yeshiva specializing in supernatural studies.
History: Rabbi Yochanan Berezovski was a renowned scholar on the Tanya and Jewish mysticism prior to his founding of the yeshiva. He traveled the world for many years, exorcising and vanquishing demons. At the time, he also struggled with alcoholism. Otherwise, he probably would have known that magical schools were a horrible idea.
After the devastation wrought on London by the forces of Hell became public knowledge, the learned rabbi, fearing a repetition of such attacks in his own backyard, immediately returned to Crown Heights, with the intention of establishing an elite school. He encountered mild resistance from the more conservative elements and rabbinical councils, but, eventually, Berezovski secured permission for his endeavor.
Since then, the yeshiva has trained some of the preeminent Jewish exorcists, mystics, and magicians from around the world. Certain members of the Knesset have even likened the students to the magical equivalent of the Mossad, and most of had little difficulty finding employment, either with the armies of the world or with synagogues.
The school was been threatened twice in its infancy, but both times the demons were easily repulsed by the faculty and students. Rabbi Berezovski is reputed to be the wisest scholar of his generation and a leading expert on supernatural matters, especially of the defensive variety.
Students are required to study constantly, and the rules regarding the maintenance of high grades are strict. Close to half the student population drops out prior to graduating, and only about one quarter of students are acknowledged as fully prepared to leave the yeshiva and pursue a career in the mystical arts. Furthermore, only the brightest applicants even receive admission into the yeshiva.
The yeshiva's colors are blue and cream. Their crest shows a menorah kindled by stars of David, with azure leopards rampant on either side of the emblem. Their sports teams are not too good, but they are called the roaring lions, and they have a reputation for playing dirty, while also being nice Jewish boys and girls. Don't ask. It doesn't make sense.
Notable Alumni: The current head of the Mossad is a graduate of the yeshiva. Likewise, those mysterious drunkards who appear to be speaking gibberish and wearing funny hats, and who kill demons with their bare hands, are probably graduates too.
Relationship with Elfen High: The Berezovski Academy of Jewish and Rabbinical Studies and Elfen High are archenemies on the sports field, not to mention that the former was inspired by the latter. There is also a strong enmity between Berezovski and Crowley, due to the fact that Crowley may have slept with Berezovski's wife, son, and pet cat. Whether it was all three at once or whether these escapades occurred separately is not widely known. At least, the yeshiva tends to win in athletics.
by Constaniana » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:24 pm
Agritum wrote:The amount of obscure government papers in Portuguese I had to research has really killed my mood about the MUN.
Nah, I'm joking. Finding them was fun.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:William "was guess was"? .
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Evraim » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:24 pm
Agritum wrote:Evraim wrote:Name: The Berezovski Academy of Jewish and Rabbinical Studies
Principal/Rector: Rabbi Yochanan Berezovski, the Rosh Yeshiva
Motto: Brighter than a burning bush.
Location: Crown Heights, New York
Main Studies: Torah, Talmud, Halacha, Kabbalah, Jewish History, Hebrew, Yiddish, Defensive Sorcery, Alchemy, Healing and Medicine, Supernatural Biology
Uniform: Tznius is obligatory. Essentially, most people dress in a manner considered acceptable by Modern Orthodox rabbis. Despite this, there are some variations, as the Academy is the preeminent yeshiva specializing in supernatural studies.
History: Rabbi Yochanan Berezovski was a renowned scholar on the Tanya and Jewish mysticism prior to his founding of the yeshiva. He traveled the world for many years, exorcising and vanquishing demons. At the time, he also struggled with alcoholism. Otherwise, he probably would have known that magical schools were a horrible idea.
After the devastation wrought on London by the forces of Hell became public knowledge, the learned rabbi, fearing a repetition of such attacks in his own backyard, immediately returned to Crown Heights, with the intention of establishing an elite school. He encountered mild resistance from the more conservative elements and rabbinical councils, but, eventually, Berezovski secured permission for his endeavor.
Since then, the yeshiva has trained some of the preeminent Jewish exorcists, mystics, and magicians from around the world. Certain members of the Knesset have even likened the students to the magical equivalent of the Mossad, and most of had little difficulty finding employment, either with the armies of the world or with synagogues.
The school was been threatened twice in its infancy, but both times the demons were easily repulsed by the faculty and students. Rabbi Berezovski is reputed to be the wisest scholar of his generation and a leading expert on supernatural matters, especially of the defensive variety.
Students are required to study constantly, and the rules regarding the maintenance of high grades are strict. Close to half the student population drops out prior to graduating, and only about one quarter of students are acknowledged as fully prepared to leave the yeshiva and pursue a career in the mystical arts. Furthermore, only the brightest applicants even receive admission into the yeshiva.
The yeshiva's colors are blue and cream. Their crest shows a menorah kindled by stars of David, with azure leopards rampant on either side of the emblem. Their sports teams are not too good, but they are called the roaring lions, and they have a reputation for playing dirty, while also being nice Jewish boys and girls. Don't ask. It doesn't make sense.
Notable Alumni: The current head of the Mossad is a graduate of the yeshiva. Likewise, those mysterious drunkards who appear to be speaking gibberish and wearing funny hats, and who kill demons with their bare hands, are probably graduates too.
Relationship with Elfen High: The Berezovski Academy of Jewish and Rabbinical Studies and Elfen High are archenemies on the sports field, not to mention that the former was inspired by the latter. There is also a strong enmity between Berezovski and Crowley, due to the fact that Crowley may have slept with Berezovski's wife, son, and pet cat. Whether it was all three at once or whether these escapades occurred separately is not widely known. At least, the yeshiva tends to win in athletics.
Nice. Very nice, my Semitic Colleague.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:25 pm
Constaniana wrote:Agritum wrote:The amount of obscure government papers in Portuguese I had to research has really killed my mood about the MUN.
Nah, I'm joking. Finding them was fun.
This is a strange, interesting new hobby you have.Zarkenis Ultima wrote:William "was guess was"? .
*edits*
You saw nothing
*bribes*
by Constaniana » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:27 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:28 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:34 pm
by Rupudska » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:36 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:37 pm
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