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by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:48 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:53 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:54 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.
Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:54 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.
Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.
I don't see why it'd be bad. I mean, you're giving someone a job.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:55 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.
Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.
by Constaniana » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:56 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.
Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:57 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:58 pm
Constaniana wrote:A Night To Remember is the most ridiculous quest in all of Skyrim. It starts out with a simple drinking contest in Whiterun. After taking three drinks of "special brew" in order to win a magic staff you black out and wake up the next morning in a temple in Morthal with a priestess nagging you because you threw rubbish everywhere and "fondled the statuary". In one drunken night you roam halfway across the country and steal a prize goat to sell to a giant. I would go on more about what you do in this quest, but I loaded from the save I made before starting the drinking contest to avoids doing that wacky nonsense when I had savages to wipe out and an ancient dragon library to find.Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.
Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.
I would really enjoy having a cool butler.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:59 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That's how I see it as well. And I'm far nicer to my servants than my real employees.
Well, I don't like how it's gonna sound, but they sort of would have to put up with it even if you were mean. It's not like you'd be the only mean boss in the world. But at least they have a job.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:01 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Well, I don't like how it's gonna sound, but they sort of would have to put up with it even if you were mean. It's not like you'd be the only mean boss in the world. But at least they have a job.
You'd be surprised.
Before, they'd have to put with whatever. Nowadays servants are in much higher demand, and the supply is becoming increasingly more limited. It doesn't hurt to be good.
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:02 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.
Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:03 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.
Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.
Are you kidding me?
Servants are great. So are mansions. You know, I'm also fond of absolute monarchies, as long as I'm a rich white man.
by Constaniana » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:05 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Though Westerners may gasp in disgust (or similar such reactions as I've seen on other forums), I greatly enjoy having maids and other such servants.
Even though I only have two, it cuts down the work by a load.
Are you kidding me?
Servants are great. So are mansions. You know, I'm also fond of absolute monarchies, as long as I'm a rich white man.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:06 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:11 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:11 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:12 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:13 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:13 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:14 pm
by Constaniana » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:16 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Astrolinium » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:16 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:16 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:17 pm
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