Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Nude East Ireland]

I want to see the characters from Father Ted in the apocalypse.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

What's a spin-doctor?

[Astrolinium]

What's a spin-doctor?

A medical professional who fixes swivel chairs.

[Nude East Ireland]

What's a spin-doctor?

A medical professional who fixes swivel chairs.

Malcolm Tucker was the first, born in the 17th century. He worked with Henry Kissinbottum, the inventor of the swivel chair.

[Nude East Ireland]

I want to see the characters from Father Ted in the apocalypse.

Wish come true.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

What's a spin-doctor?

A medical professional who fixes swivel chairs.

Ah. Makes sense.

[Constaniana]

William's date has taken a turn.

At this point he's considering grabbing the first pretty girl he sees wandering the halls and taking her to dinner instead.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What's a spin-doctor?

A PR man, but evil.

[Constaniana]

I want to see the characters from Father Ted in the apocalypse.

Jack would probably be the one who caused it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It amuses me that Khan just unleashed a massive part of the backstory, and none of you care.

[Constaniana]

It amuses me that Khan just unleashed a massive part of the backstory, and none of you care.

I have a continental bitch-fest on my hands.

[Nude East Ireland]

It amuses me that Khan just unleashed a massive part of the backstory, and none of you care.

I liked the part where Crowley was like "Pew pew, magic!" and the Fae were like "Pow pow, magic!" and the dragons were like "Rawr, rawr, magic!" and then Fixban was like "This is having dire consequences, our entire universe may be shattered. I will use my life energy to recreate the universe. It will be imperfect, but it is the only way to stop these damned dragons and the Fae. This will be my sacrifice, my gift to the world, magic!".

[Constaniana]

It amuses me that Khan just unleashed a massive part of the backstory, and none of you care.

I liked the part where Crowley was like "Pew pew, magic!" and the Fae were like "Pow pow, magic!" and the dragons were like "Rawr, rawr, magic!" and then Fixban was like "This is having dire consequences, our entire universe may be shattered. I will use my life energy to recreate the universe. It will be imperfect, but it is the only way to stop these damned dragons and the Fae. This will be my sacrifice, my gift to the world, magic!".

I don't think you said magic enough in that post.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

It amuses me that Khan just unleashed a massive part of the backstory, and none of you care.

It's not that I don't care as much as it is that I found nothing worthwhile to say about it.

[Astrolinium]

It amuses me that Khan just unleashed a massive part of the backstory, and none of you care.

I have Ride of the Valkyries stuck in my head, if it helps.

[Constaniana]

The bitches have been pushing William's buttons long enough.

[Esternial]

The bitches have been pushing William's buttons long enough.

I like how the door eventually threw him over the edge.

[Constaniana]

The bitches have been pushing William's buttons long enough.

I like how the door eventually threw him over the edge.

Purchasing that mahogany cut into the leftover funds available for William's shenanigins. To see something that forced Dunefiend's flagship for hunting down drug-dealing centaurs to only have 100 cruise missiles instead of 130 smashed about like that is crossing a line.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It amuses me that Khan just unleashed a massive part of the backstory, and none of you care.

I liked the part where Crowley was like "Pew pew, magic!" and the Fae were like "Pow pow, magic!" and the dragons were like "Rawr, rawr, magic!" and then Fixban was like "This is having dire consequences, our entire universe may be shattered. I will use my life energy to recreate the universe. It will be imperfect, but it is the only way to stop these damned dragons and the Fae. This will be my sacrifice, my gift to the world, magic!".

This is admittedly accurate.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I liked the part where Crowley was like "Pew pew, magic!" and the Fae were like "Pow pow, magic!" and the dragons were like "Rawr, rawr, magic!" and then Fixban was like "This is having dire consequences, our entire universe may be shattered. I will use my life energy to recreate the universe. It will be imperfect, but it is the only way to stop these damned dragons and the Fae. This will be my sacrifice, my gift to the world, magic!".

This is admittedly accurate.

"Fixban! I've got a dragon's head!"

"Crowley, reality is falling apart."

"I named him Fred!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is admittedly accurate.

"Fixban! I've got a dragon's head!"

"Crowley, reality is falling apart."

"I named him Fred!"

The Gotterdammerung explains quite a lot about Elfen High.

For example, it handwaves every single continuity error I may have made.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Fixban! I've got a dragon's head!"

"Crowley, reality is falling apart."

"I named him Fred!"

The Gotterdammerung explains quite a lot about Elfen High.

For example, it handwaves every single continuity error I may have made.

And it only happened because I was bitching at you in the first place.

I feel oddly proud.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

This is admittedly accurate.

"Fixban! I've got a dragon's head!"

"Crowley, reality is falling apart."

"I named him Fred!"

Ironic.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The Gotterdammerung explains quite a lot about Elfen High.

For example, it handwaves every single continuity error I may have made.

And it only happened because I was bitching at you in the first place.

I feel oddly proud.

Let me explain pretty much word for word what happened to the rest of you.

"Khan, when the fuck does Crowley's flashbacks take place? What time period is this?"

"Long ago."

"...Yeah, OK, but when the fuck does it fit in the timeline? What level was human civilisation? This makes no fucking sense-"

"IT HAPPENED BEFORE THE UNIVERSE WAS BORN."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Fixban! I've got a dragon's head!"

"Crowley, reality is falling apart."

"I named him Fred!"

Ironic.

I believe that AWB Fred wanders the world of Elfen High, feared amongst all.