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by **THE NS MAFIA** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:38 pm

Harkback Union wrote:
The Time Alliance wrote:....This quote....
I may save that and siggy it.
This is amazing.

What is so funny about it?

You don't get mafia jokes?
Your next!

by **The Time Alliance** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:40 pm

THE NS MAFIA wrote:
The Time Alliance wrote:yay...The Mafia likes good humor..Or at least when someone likes what they say.

Don't want to get killed? Just fallow our orders and praise the mafia 3 times every day and you'll be safe...
Today's orders: Tell me good jokes.

I can tell you the worst love story ever...

by **THE NS MAFIA** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:43 pm

The Time Alliance wrote:
THE NS MAFIA wrote:
Don't want to get killed? Just fallow our orders and praise the mafia 3 times every day and you'll be safe...
Today's orders: Tell me good jokes.

I can tell you the worst love story ever...

Twilight?

by **The Time Alliance** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:47 pm

THE NS MAFIA wrote:
The Time Alliance wrote:I can tell you the worst love story ever...

Twilight?

No a girl walks over to her boyfriends. She asks "I want to know will you love me fourever."

The Boyfriends says no. The Girl runs into the street and kills herself.

The boy runs to her and says "I was going to say I will love you Five-ever."

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:20 pm

THE NS MAFIA wrote:
The Time Alliance wrote:I can tell you the worst love story ever...

Twilight?

Twilight's original ending:

As she saw Edward for the first time, he burst into flames under the sunlight.
The End.

by **Fraire** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:52 pm

Marsisian wrote:
Fraire wrote:I've never even heard of this before but I'm a doctor (I wouldn't say "licensed"), and also an engineer and a psychologist and a........wait, what was I talking about?

Please help me! I have a cannon shoved into my (Too graphic for public use)

That made me cry for an hour. Anyway, I'm going to have to surgically remove this with a pair of these rusty pliers I found. Then, I'll join this rp.

by **Marsisian** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:53 pm

Fraire wrote:
Marsisian wrote:Please help me! I have a cannon shoved into my (Too graphic for public use)

That made me cry for an hour. Anyway, I'm going to have to surgically remove this with a pair of these rusty pliers I found. Then, I'll join this rp.

Oh my god, how are you going to do that when it's lodged in my (Too graphic) so far up?

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:55 pm

Marsisian wrote:
Fraire wrote:That made me cry for an hour. Anyway, I'm going to have to surgically remove this with a pair of these rusty pliers I found. Then, I'll join this rp.

Oh my god, how are you going to do that when it's lodged in my (Too graphic) so far up?

Simple!
I am going to hit you with a hamm-er-put you under.

by **Fraire** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:55 pm

Well, I'm good at these things. In fact, I removed these from this big, flappy [will be arrested If I write that down]. It was so far in, I had to........actually, I don't want to talk about it.

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:57 pm

Fraire wrote:Well, I'm good at these things. In fact, I removed these from this big, flappy [will be arrested If I write that down]. It was so far in, I had to........actually, I don't want to talk about it.

Once I had to (Censored) a (Censored) because they both shoved it up (Censored) (Censored) and then (Censored)

by **Marsisian** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:58 pm

Fraire wrote:Well, I'm good at these things. In fact, I removed these from this big, flappy [will be arrested If I write that down]. It was so far in, I had to........actually, I don't want to talk about it.

Uh, can we get the operation going? I have lots of pee to be gushed out. After you get it out, run away. There's going to be a tsunami.

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:59 pm

Marsisian wrote:
Fraire wrote:Well, I'm good at these things. In fact, I removed these from this big, flappy [will be arrested If I write that down]. It was so far in, I had to........actually, I don't want to talk about it.

Uh, can we get the operation going? I have lots of pee to be gushed out. After you get it out, run away. There's going to be a tsunami.

*hits Mars on head with hammer, knocking him out*
Let the operation begin!

by **Fraire** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:07 pm

Now stand back, cover your eyes and ears, sing loudly, leave, and pretend that this never happened, because this is going to get messy. I need my power tools.

6 hours later

Well, I seem to have taken your left lung instead of the cannon.......remember when I said I wasn't exactly licensed?

by **Marsisian** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:08 pm

Fraire wrote:Now stand back, cover your eyes and ears, sing loudly, leave, and pretend that this never happened, because this is going to get messy. I need my power tools.

6 hours later

Well, I seem to have taken your left lung instead of the cannon.......remember when I said I wasn't exactly licensed?

Oh, thanks. I never liked that-I CAN'T BREATHE!

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:09 pm

Marsisian wrote:
Fraire wrote:Now stand back, cover your eyes and ears, sing loudly, leave, and pretend that this never happened, because this is going to get messy. I need my power tools.

6 hours later

Well, I seem to have taken your left lung instead of the cannon.......remember when I said I wasn't exactly licensed?

Oh, thanks. I never liked that-I CAN'T BREATHE!

Don't worry! We put a vacuum cleaner in its place.

by **Marsisian** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:10 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Marsisian wrote:Oh, thanks. I never liked that-I CAN'T BREATHE!

Don't worry! We put a vacuum cleaner in its place.

I am going to pull out my emergency dachshund picture because I have a vacuum cleaner in place of my lung.

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:12 pm

Marsisian wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
Don't worry! We put a vacuum cleaner in its place.

I am going to pull out my emergency dachshund picture because I have a vacuum cleaner in place of my lung.

About that...
we had to use something to stop the bleeding...

by **Marsisian** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:14 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Marsisian wrote:I am going to pull out my emergency dachshund picture because I have a vacuum cleaner in place of my lung.

About that...
we had to use something to stop the bleeding...

*Face turns red* WHAT?!

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:15 pm

Marsisian wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
About that...
we had to use something to stop the bleeding...

*Face turns red* WHAT?!

Well...
erm...
It saved your life!
But that thing is still stuck up your (Censored)

by **Marsisian** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:16 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Marsisian wrote:*Face turns red* WHAT?!

Well...
erm...
It saved your life!
But that thing is still stuck up your (Censored)

A Dachshund and Cannon are stuck up my (Censored) still?

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:18 pm

Marsisian wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
Well...
erm...
It saved your life!
But that thing is still stuck up your (Censored)

A Dachshund and Cannon are stuck up my (Censored) still?

Erm...
*Runs out of dark room*

by **Marsisian** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:21 pm

Hellhound will haunt you forever. He is my avenger.

by **The Time Alliance** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:24 pm

Marsisian wrote:(Image)
Hellhound will haunt you forever.

.....I didn't look...I did for a second..... It was only a second...I didn't stare at it for long.......He won't take me...

by **Valrifell** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:31 pm

Marsisian wrote:(Image)
Hellhound will haunt you forever. He is my avenger.

Dammit you looked in the mirror!
Welp, guess I'm not sleeping tonight...

by **Marsisian** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:31 pm

The Time Alliance wrote:
Marsisian wrote:(Image)
Hellhound will haunt you forever.

.....I didn't look...I did for a second..... It was only a second...I didn't stare at it for long.......He won't take me...

*Smiles* Hellhound will come when you are sleeping.

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