Glasgia wrote:
*needs to think up joke on spot*
Alright, three mobsters walk into a bar. They sit down and start discussing who to attack next. One of them looks over to a black worker who owes them money.
"He owes us money, we should kill him. That'll send a message - Don't mess about with our money." The second mobster sighs.
"We can't kill him, our boss's girl is black - He'll think we're racist. How about that guy? Then people will know not to mess with our turf." He points to an Irish dealer who was on their territory last week.
"Nah, then that O' Sullivan lad we bribed last week won't care about how much money we give him. He'll rat us out. We should kill that dog." The third mobster points to a stray outside the bar as the other two fall about laughing.
"Well, at least it shows we don't fuck with no dogs and you can hardly call me racist!"
How was that? Came up with that on the spot.
Its a shitty joke.
And it mocks the mafia too.
You die next.
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