OOC 1870 RP (Open)

[Brissia]

6,000,000 francs.

Francs?

Yes. That is my LOWEST offer, not my largest offer.

[Cobaltania]

Ok..the plans are set in place. The final chess piece has been set. Time to review them. Number 1. ALWAYS consider Peaceful Reunification a possibility, even if it's unlikely. Number 2. No Ottoman soldiers allowed. (Muslim, you get the idea, plus you guys said it) Number 3. No damage is allowed to the buildings of Rome and major religious monuments untouched. Number 4. NO CIVILIAN DEATHS. (Unless there's irregular forces) Number 5. THE POPE IS IN ANY WAY NOT TO BE HARMED. Number 6. No looting, raping, murdering of any kind to be allowed. This will remain a swift military operation.

What about the Cardinals, the Bishops, the Priests....

They shall not be harmed as well. (Unless they take up arms, in which case you know the drill.... )

[The Time Alliance]

Albania had been quite on the world stage for quite some time. During that time, they had stabilized the economy. Al

Wait. Sense when were they in the WORLD Stage. Or a regional stage.

[Brissia]

What about the Cardinals, the Bishops, the Priests....

They shall not be harmed as well. (Unless they take up arms, in which case you know the drill.... )

So you'll shoot high members of the Church if they attempt to defend the rule of the Roman Catholic Church....smart.

[Dangelia]

Albania had been quite on the world stage for quite some time. During that time, they had stabilized the economy. Al

Wait. Sense when were they in the WORLD Stage. Or a regional stage.

they had pushed the Ottomans back to Thessaloniki and had made various alliances. that's big stuff. especially for Albania.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Francs?

Yes. That is my LOWEST offer, not my largest offer.

Fine. What is your largest offer?

Ok..the plans are set in place. The final chess piece has been set. Time to review them. Number 1. ALWAYS consider Peaceful Reunification a possibility, even if it's unlikely. Number 2. No Ottoman soldiers allowed. (Muslim, you get the idea, plus you guys said it) Number 3. No damage is allowed to the buildings of Rome and major religious monuments untouched. Number 4. NO CIVILIAN DEATHS. (Unless there's irregular forces) Number 5. THE POPE IS IN ANY WAY NOT TO BE HARMED. Number 6. No looting, raping, murdering of any kind to be allowed. This will remain a swift military operation.

Alas, poor Italy, who remains unaware that the pieces are not his to move.

The Ottomans might misconstrue this as a slight, damaging your relations for eternity.

Have fun trying to control your armies. Without any sort of fervour, rigid discipline or religious zeal holding them back, they might see it necessary to reward themselves through booty, as is the right of the conquering soldier. Which happens to be obtained through looting, sacking, capturing prisoners, etc.

[Alleniana]

6,000,000 francs.

Francs?

Why use francs when the transactors don't use em?

[Brissia]

Yes. That is my LOWEST offer, not my largest offer.

Fine. What is your largest offer?

Ok..the plans are set in place. The final chess piece has been set. Time to review them. Number 1. ALWAYS consider Peaceful Reunification a possibility, even if it's unlikely. Number 2. No Ottoman soldiers allowed. (Muslim, you get the idea, plus you guys said it) Number 3. No damage is allowed to the buildings of Rome and major religious monuments untouched. Number 4. NO CIVILIAN DEATHS. (Unless there's irregular forces) Number 5. THE POPE IS IN ANY WAY NOT TO BE HARMED. Number 6. No looting, raping, murdering of any kind to be allowed. This will remain a swift military operation.

Alas, poor Italy, who remains unaware that the pieces are not his to move.

The Ottomans might misconstrue this as a slight, damaging your relations for eternity.

Have fun trying to control your armies. Without any sort of fervour, rigid discipline or religious zeal holding them back, they might see it necessary to reward themselves through booty, as is the right of the conquering soldier. Which happens to be obtained through looting, sacking, capturing prisoners, etc.

No idea. What did Britain offer you?

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Silly Italy, do you not feel the clinking of your hewn ivory upon the wrought teak? Does the pattering of fingers in contemplation not resound through your ghastly halls? Do you remain oblivious of the strings about your limbs, or shall they be your noose?

[Cobaltania]

Silly Italy, do you not feel the clinking of your hewn ivory upon the wrought teak? Does the pattering of fingers in contemplation not resound through your ghastly halls? Do you remain oblivious of the strings about your limbs, or shall they be your noose?

Stop talking in Gibberish English.

[Brissia]

The Age of Rome has ended....

Italy has no place in the world...

You shall die...

You shall be conquered....

You shall be defeated....

[Cobaltania]

Yes. That is my LOWEST offer, not my largest offer.

Fine. What is your largest offer?

Ok..the plans are set in place. The final chess piece has been set. Time to review them. Number 1. ALWAYS consider Peaceful Reunification a possibility, even if it's unlikely. Number 2. No Ottoman soldiers allowed. (Muslim, you get the idea, plus you guys said it) Number 3. No damage is allowed to the buildings of Rome and major religious monuments untouched. Number 4. NO CIVILIAN DEATHS. (Unless there's irregular forces) Number 5. THE POPE IS IN ANY WAY NOT TO BE HARMED. Number 6. No looting, raping, murdering of any kind to be allowed. This will remain a swift military operation.

Alas, poor Italy, who remains unaware that the pieces are not his to move.

The Ottomans might misconstrue this as a slight, damaging your relations for eternity.

Have fun trying to control your armies. Without any sort of fervour, rigid discipline or religious zeal holding them back, they might see it necessary to reward themselves through booty, as is the right of the conquering soldier. Which happens to be obtained through looting, sacking, capturing prisoners, etc.

Problem Number 1, Send a TG to the Ottomans saying "we wish to avoid religious incidents between you and the enemy"

Problem Number 2, Stricter Infraction Punishments.

[Cobaltania]

The Age of Rome has ended....

Italy has no place in the world...

You shall die...

You shall be conquered....

You shall be defeated....

Oh, for god's sakes!

Austria will fall...

You shall die....

You shall be conquered by the British Empire...

You shall be sacked, looted, and shamed...

[Brissia]

Nom nom nom, Corsica, here I come!

[Cobaltania]

Nom nom nom, Corsica, here I come!

Let's just not resolve our differences, shall we? Damn it. This forces me to shut down Operation Catholic U Hatin?

[Brissia]

Nom nom nom, Corsica, here I come!

Let's just not resolve our differences, shall we?

Corsica, not Sardinia...

[Cobaltania]

Let's just not resolve our differences, shall we?

Corsica, not Malta...

Oh. I guess I don't have a problem with that. At least it's not being run by the French...

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

Alright, so moving on
How is everyone?

[Cobaltania]

Alright, so moving on
How is everyone?

Not good. Operation Catholic: U Hatin? Is cancelled.

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

Alright, so moving on
How is everyone?

Not good. Operation Catholic: U Hatin? Is cancelled.

What? What did I miss?

[Cobaltania]

Not good. Operation Catholic: U Hatin? Is cancelled.

What? What did I miss?

Guys are taunting me, saying "You shall fall" and "The Age of Rome has Ended"...

[Cobaltania]

They shall not be harmed as well. (Unless they take up arms, in which case you know the drill.... )

So you'll shoot high members of the Church if they attempt to defend the rule of the Roman Catholic Church....smart.

And you want Italian soldiers just standing there, refusing to attack members of the Church, and getting killed?

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

What? What did I miss?

Guys are taunting me, saying "You shall fall" and "The Age of Rome has Ended"...

Ok that was funny, though.

But, don't worry. The mission isn't cancelled, it is just postponed

[Cobaltania]

Guys are taunting me, saying "You shall fall" and "The Age of Rome has Ended"...

Ok that was funny, though.

But, don't worry. The mission isn't cancelled, it is just postponed

All right. POSTPONED, everyone! Not cancelled.

[Brissia]

So you'll shoot high members of the Church if they attempt to defend the rule of the Roman Catholic Church....smart.

And you want Italian soldiers just standing there, refusing to attack members of the Church, and getting killed?

I want Venice...

I don't want anything. However, Catholic Italian soldiers will have a hard time killing Holy officials, orders or not.