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Posted: **Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:56 pm**

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Monfrox wrote:Get over here and fucking hug me.

Innuendo-filled response in 5...4...3...

Extract from Hoyle's Official Registry of Erotic Positions, Vol. II, Page 44:

#67c. The "Fucking Hug":
The name essentially defines itself to the point of redundancy. Not to be confused with Number 98d (the "Upstanding Librarian") or number 117b (the "Hokkaido Hambone" [apocryphal]).
Number of participants: No more than 2-3
Difficulty rating: 4-8.5 out of 10 (depending on the height and physical fitness of participants)

Posted: **Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:58 pm**

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Innuendo-filled response in 5...4...3...

Extract from Hoyle's Official Registry of Erotic Positions, Vol. II, Page 44:

#67c. The "Fucking Hug":
The name essentially defines itself to the point of redundancy. Not to be confused with Number 98d (the "Upstanding Librarian") or number 117b (the "Hokkaido Hambone" [apocryphal]).
Number of participants: No more than 2-3
Difficulty rating: 4-8.5 out of 10 (depending on the height and physical fitness of participants)

I will maul you.

probably.

Posted: **Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:58 pm**

Monfrox wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Innuendo-filled response in 5...4...3...

*kicks in crotch*

Well if that's the way you're going to be, then I'll be the one who presses the red button.

Gren, go and give Mon a hug

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:00 am**

Monfrox wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:Extract from Hoyle's Official Registry of Erotic Positions, Vol. II, Page 44:

I will maul you.

probably.

Number 56a?

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:06 am**

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Monfrox wrote:I will maul you.

probably.

Number 56a?

*gets out chainsaw labeled GAU-8*

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:21 am**

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Monfrox wrote:*kicks in crotch*

Well if that's the way you're going to be, then I'll be the one who presses the red button.

Gren, go and give Mon a hug

Jeez, guys. You can't even do it right - it's meant to be aligned to the centre.

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:21 am**

Kouralia wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Well if that's the way you're going to be, then I'll be the one who presses the red button.

Gren, go and give Mon a hug

Jeez, guys. You can't even do it right - it's meant to be aligned to the centre.

TELL ME WHAT TYPO YOU MEANT BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND IT DAMMIT

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:29 am**

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:Ho-lee shit.
viewtopic.php?p=18472014#p18472014

D-ay-um.

"Hello Zero, this is One Zero Nathi, contact, two hundred meters to the front, forty-nine individuals on foot, time figures 0108 hours, gird reference 923/743."

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Kouralia wrote:Is it bad that my eyes were drawn immediately to the typo, like some kind of English Language Guided Missile?

Also, I must work out a way to have Smythe promoted to Warrant Officer Class Two/Squadron Sergeant Major

...What typo?

~~Whose~~ =/= Who's

But... Strangely I can't find either on that page, at all. I wonder if you accidently corrected it w/out realising.

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:31 am**

Kouralia wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:Ho-lee shit.
viewtopic.php?p=18472014#p18472014

D-ay-um.

"Hello Zero, this is One Zero Nathi, contact, two hundred meters,

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:...What typo?

~~Whose~~ =/= Who's

But... Strangely I can't find either on that page, at all. I winder if you accidently corrected it w/out realising.

You needn't winder further, as I think that was one of the possibilities that I considered when checking. Yay! Fixed!

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:33 am**

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Kouralia wrote:D-ay-um.

"Hello Zero, this is One Zero Nathi, contact, two hundred meters,

~~Whose~~ =/= Who's

But... Strangely I can't find either on that page, at all. I winder if you accidently corrected it w/out realising.

You needn't winder further, as I think that was one of the possibilities that I considered when checking. Yay! Fixed!

*Thwaps with rolled up newspaper*

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:34 am**

Also, Balk, you and your people have a hell of a lot of explaining to do goddamnit.

WHAT exactly is THIS?

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:50 am**

*murderizes TJ*

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:10 am**

IC post may have to wait until tomorrow as I'm currently knee-deep in a pretty big retcon for Page;'s service history, as one of my new plotlines require he spend a little bit more time in Britain and Iraq before leaving for Spain in late 36. Hopefully, I'll get everything finished tonight.

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:27 am**

Kouralia wrote:Also, Balk, you and your people have a hell of a lot of explaining to do goddamnit.

(Image)

WHAT exactly is THIS?

From the brains at British Rail...

@Gib; Yes, if he wants.

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:59 am**

Kouralia wrote:Also, Balk, you and your people have a hell of a lot of explaining to do goddamnit.

(Image)

WHAT exactly is THIS?

Well kour, here's the story:

It was the 70s. The defense minister and west Germanys top brass were knocking beers back, one of them pinched the ass of a hot secretary named greta. Then one of them asked "hey! Why not blow a million euros developing a combat car that has no use in today's warfare!" the defense minister said "I FUCKING LOVE IT!"

So work on the flugpanzer started.

However, the top bass of the armed forces were hung over the month after (the secretary turned out to be the chancellors wife). They saw the flugpanzer and they immediately scrapped it.

Then again that's the first time I saw the flugpanzer.

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:01 am**

The balkens wrote:
Kouralia wrote:Also, Balk, you and your people have a hell of a lot of explaining to do goddamnit.

(Image)

WHAT exactly is THIS?

Well kour, here's the story:

It was the 70s. The defense minister and west Germanys top brass were knocking beers back, one of them pinched the ass of a hot secretary named greta. Then one of them asked "hey! Why not blow a million euros developing a combat car that has no use in today's warfare!" the defense minister said "I FUCKING LOVE IT!"

So work on the flugpanzer started.

However, the top bass of the armed forces were hung over the month after (the secretary turned out to be the chancellors wife). They saw the flugpanzer and they immediately scrapped it.

Then again that's the first time I saw the flugpanzer.

So...Balk...
Michael's getting around pretty good for an invalid, amirite?

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:05 am**

He's not drinking tiger.

Besides, having a guy drink after he was tortured for 6 weeks?

The fuck is wrong with you?

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:15 am**

The balkens wrote:He's not drinking tiger.

Besides, having a guy drink after he was tortured for 6 weeks?

The fuck is wrong with you?

Oh, I know he's not hitting the bar, that was an unwise blanket statement earlier.
But it is a bit odd that while Page and Pat (and probably Talbot, though TJ hasn't mustered up a post yet specifying his condition) are all hospital cases at this point, Michael isn't. He's getting around just fine. I wonder why that is? Perhaps he was just tougher, resisted torture and deprivation of all kinds better than the rest?
Unlikely, but possible.
Or...could he have been treated better in captivity, perhaps, for some odd reason, leading to the recovery from his time in the Chateau being extremely short upon liberation? Why would that have happened? Maybe he...was on better terms with his captors...resulting in better treatment...maybe he was even...cooperative with them?

Balk, you are a tricky man, with all of these things to leave us pondering.

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:24 am**

You know damn well that Michael would never betray his home by collaborating with Germany.

Besides, perhaps Konrad was focused on page and left Michael to rot?

And maybe I should add in my next post that his body is sore......

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:31 am**

The balkens wrote:You know damn well that Michael would never betray his home by collaborating with Germany.

Oh, I'm sure things would seem that way upon first blush - family killed, home subjugated, all that. But the SS have refined many ways of getting people to act in their interests, even amongst those who should hate them. Their tools and tricks are many and varied...

The balkens wrote:Besides, perhaps Konrad was focused on page and left Michael to rot?

Maybe. Although we do have remarkably little information on what actually happened to Michael in there...almost anything could have taken place...

The balkens wrote:And maybe I should add in my next post that his body is sore......

That would go a little ways to deferring suspicion.
Maybe also note the starvation and such.

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:38 am**

DAMNIT TIGER! :evil:

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:40 am**

The balkens wrote::unsure:

DAMNIT TIGER!

I'm just thinking out loud here. Nothing to it; just idle chatter.

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:43 am**

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
The balkens wrote::unsure:

DAMNIT TIGER!

I'm just thinking out loud here. Nothing to it; just idle chatter.

You....I......

I don't wanna betray 319! I dont wanna! I don't wanna!

(unexplained recovery trope is go)

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:52 am**

The balkens wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:I'm just thinking out loud here. Nothing to it; just idle chatter.

You....I......

I don't wanna betray 319! I dont wanna! I don't wanna!

(unexplained recovery trope is go)

Even more interesting, especially given that Excalibur has had a spate of bad luck recently...including an op that shows all the signs of having been blown sky-high...from inside...and someone leaking information about the squadron as well, including names, ranks, and countries of origin...only a very few people know those things...

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:55 am**

Jesus Christ, snowden.

I'm pretty sure cuntler did it....or perhaps noble.

It's the perfect cover, being where she is....

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