2014 - Real World RP (OOC/SIGNUPS/OLD THREAD)

[Graknopia]

Yes, because you've been picked on, alone out of everyone in the RP.

Regardless of the flimsy North Korean nuke transfer...
...and the teleporting American troops...
...and the multi-million Honduran jet development program...
...and the Greek economic miracle enabling them to buy an aircraft carrier...

Right?

india was forced to end it because of godmodding

India invading Somalia for no reason and not going to the UN about it and establishing a country and the international community just lets it happen. But when I mention war for an actual reason everyone loses their shit. I smell some serious bias.

[The New Lowlands]

*sweden starves*

Good. The Swedes need to become a bit skinnier. Also, why would we starve?

OOC: I am having a hard time to post, when I have to click the submit button like 3 times because of new posts.

Because you import pretty much everything from the good ol' Union.

[Pratse]

...You're a dictator, now?

What, no. But Mexico seems to be turning into one.

UH, NO! LIES!

We're turning into more of a democracy *wink wink nudge nudge*

[Machtergreifung]

Colombion shall either contain himself, or be kicked. This is his last warning.

So you're just going to let god modding against me be acceptable?

Evidently godmodding is only unacceptable provided it's not you that's doing it.

But, what about this, curfew stuff? Perhaps you need more tanks Sweden has some, you know. It would also go well with relations.

(This is an actual spoiler. Read at your own risk. Otherwise read what is just after.)

Part of my plan to annex Guatemala. Just you wait

Of course! Can we have a discount ?

Baaaaaad idea. Neo-colonialism, it's the way forward.

[Imperium Nova]

Sure. Boliden and Saab are just so happy that their exports increased by several hundred percentages. Massive discounts. Also, it is good, because then I can make weapons for myself.

That sounds suspicious...but we'll take it!

How does 20k tanks sound, next to the Spanish and Greek Economy Revivals, my defenestration from the Security Council, and sudden and inexplicable European Hostility sound?

20k tanks? Sounds great! That would be around, 120 billion dollars, around 11% of the Swedish GDP.

[Limborg]

Who is going to buy the Iranian equipment? I hate to send it all to Hezbollah becouse such thing would make them powerfull enough to take over Lebanon...

[Empire of Symphonia]

Yes, because you've been picked on, alone out of everyone in the RP.

Regardless of the flimsy North Korean nuke transfer...
...and the teleporting American troops...
...and the multi-million Honduran jet development program...
...and the Greek economic miracle enabling them to buy an aircraft carrier...

Right?

India invading Somalia for no reason and not going to the UN about it and establishing a country and the international community just lets it happen. But when I mention war for an actual reason everyone loses their shit. I smell some serious bias.

But India left within 2 pages because we all gave him the cold shoulder about what he was doing.

[Graknopia]

Communist country directly to the south.. oh god

[Imperium Nova]

Good. The Swedes need to become a bit skinnier. Also, why would we starve?

OOC: I am having a hard time to post, when I have to click the submit button like 3 times because of new posts.

Because you import pretty much everything from the good ol' Union.

I mean, it is not like Sweden gets sanctioned just because it leaves the EU. Trade has existed before, and will exist after that. It is not like the people of Switzerland are starving to death. Also, Sweden's import of food has decreased steadily over the latest years.

[Imperium Nova]

Communist country directly to the south.. oh god

Nah, I think he is a military dictatorship.

[Azaflaza]

South Korea won't buy no more jets.

Awh... South Korea, we can still be friends?
I mean, you have had quite a many flirts with dictators.

I can't help it, they just love me!

[The New Lowlands]

Because you import pretty much everything from the good ol' Union.

I mean, it is not like Sweden gets sanctioned just because it leaves the EU. Trade has existed before, and will exist after that. It is not like the people of Switzerland are starving to death. Also, Sweden's import of food has decreased steadily over the latest years.

I was going to sanction you for supplying weapons to a dictatorship. Not quite the same thing.

[Ardboe Eire]

Any thoughts on my first post as Argentina?

[Jade Confederacy]

Yes, because you've been picked on, alone out of everyone in the RP.

Regardless of the flimsy North Korean nuke transfer...
...and the teleporting American troops...
...and the multi-million Honduran jet development program...
...and the Greek economic miracle enabling them to buy an aircraft carrier...

Right?

India invading Somalia for no reason and not going to the UN about it and establishing a country and the international community just lets it happen. But when I mention war for an actual reason everyone loses their shit. I smell some serious bias.

India is a much bigger country with a large army, large economy and friends. No one would like taking drastic actions against such a powerful player, whereas Belarus and other smaller nations do not have the clout or protection from P5 security members to shield it from retribution.

[Pratse]

But, what about this, curfew stuff? Perhaps you need more tanks Sweden has some, you know. It would also go well with relations.

(This is an actual spoiler. Read at your own risk. Otherwise read what is just after.)

Part of my plan to annex Guatemala. Just you wait

Of course! Can we have a discount ?

Baaaaaad idea. Neo-colonialism, it's the way forward.[/quote]

Right! If we annexed them, they'd be like the Catalans in Spain.

[Imperium Nova]

I mean, it is not like Sweden gets sanctioned just because it leaves the EU. Trade has existed before, and will exist after that. It is not like the people of Switzerland are starving to death. Also, Sweden's import of food has decreased steadily over the latest years.

I was going to sanction you for supplying weapons to a dictatorship. Not quite the same thing.

People supply weapons to dictatorships all the time, it is no big deal really. I mean, Sweden has recently had trade with Saudi Arabia, a de facto and de jure dictatorship, yet the Swedish people still have food on their plates.

Also, I could probably get food from like, Mexico. I hear they have good tacos and stuff.

[The New Lowlands]

India invading Somalia for no reason and not going to the UN about it and establishing a country and the international community just lets it happen. But when I mention war for an actual reason everyone loses their shit. I smell some serious bias.

India is a much bigger country with a large army, large economy and friends. No one would like taking drastic actions against such a powerful player, whereas Belarus and other smaller nations do not have the clout or protection from P5 security members to shield it from retribution.

That, and we did actually complain about India's actions a lot.

[Imperium Nova]

(This is an actual spoiler. Read at your own risk. Otherwise read what is just after.)

Part of my plan to annex Guatemala. Just you wait

Of course! Can we have a discount ?

Baaaaaad idea. Neo-colonialism, it's the way forward.

Right! If we annexed them, they'd be like the Catalans in Spain.[/quote]
Meh, with enough tanks, everything can be solved.

[Pratse]

That sounds suspicious...but we'll take it!

How does 20k tanks sound, next to the Spanish and Greek Economy Revivals, my defenestration from the Security Council, and sudden and inexplicable European Hostility sound?

20k tanks? Sounds great! That would be around, 120 billion dollars, around 11% of the Swedish GDP.

No prob! Mexican GDP is growing at like 5% per year or something.

[Limborg]

Any thoughts on my first post as Argentina?

Put a flag above your post, so we all can see who is who;)

[Pratse]

Baaaaaad idea. Neo-colonialism, it's the way forward.

Right! If we annexed them, they'd be like the Catalans in Spain.
Meh, with enough tanks, everything can be solved.

Here's a man who understands my way of thinking.

[Ardboe Eire]

Who is going to buy the Iranian equipment? I hate to send it all to Hezbollah becouse such thing would make them powerfull enough to take over Lebanon...

What equipment

[The New Lowlands]

I was going to sanction you for supplying weapons to a dictatorship. Not quite the same thing.

People supply weapons to dictatorships all the time, it is no big deal really. I mean, Sweden has recently had trade with Saudi Arabia, a de facto and de jure dictatorship, yet the Swedish people still have food on their plates.

Also, I could probably get food from like, Mexico. I hear they have good tacos and stuff.

Oil means it can't be a dictatorship, remember?

[Imperium Nova]

Any thoughts on my first post as Argentina?

I am very disappointed.


Why no trade with Sweden?

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

Hey why did you guys are attacking me?