2014 - Real World RP (OOC/SIGNUPS/OLD THREAD)

[Imperium Nova]

The New Lowlands are you RPing as China now?

Temporarily.
Also, what is North Korea really up to here?

[Ptolemais]

Hey, any interest in the northern alliance between Canada, Norway, Sweden and Denmark? I think that would be really cool since we all share an 1)Arctic culture. Maybe Russia can join later.

It would be an interesting 2)alternative to the EU, which let's be honest, 3)kind of sucks for the current Nordic members. Canada would be willing to commit significant resources to this endeavour.

If this is desirable, i'll start taking IC actions.

1) No such thing.
2) It won't be.
3) No, it doesn't.

EU damage control?

1) Yes there is, we border the Arctic and we know what its like to be cold all the time. We'll make a strong culture out of this.
2) We will see, isn't it awesome that this is a future RP and not strictly based on what would really happen?
3) It very much does my friend. Denmark is considering leaving because they aren't getting their prosperity they were promised and Sweden is having its social security system looted by EU citizens taking advantage of generous benefits such as 80% 1 year mat/pat leave which they are powerless to stop without leaving the EU.

[Siaos]

The New Lowlands are you RPing as China now?

Temporarily.
Also, what is North Korea really up to here?

Total and utter domination and destruction of the US of course. Baking muffins.

[Zeinbrad]

Sounds like a plan.

Great, I'll post some kind of speech and you can post something up on the IC saying we declared peace.

And Thrasher kills the warlords at their celebration after gaining their trust.

Just as planned.

[Bolovia]

The New Lowlands are you RPing as China now?

Temporarily.
Also, what is North Korea really up to here?

Well, can you respond to my message I sent? @The New Lowlands

[Imperium Nova]

Temporarily.
Also, what is North Korea really up to here?

Total and utter domination and destruction of the US of course. Baking muffins.

Ah, good. Those muffins sound delicious though. Glad Sweden voted no, on the UN resolution. DPRK relation +1.
Also, I thought China would vote no, or even veto the whole deal.

[Waztaskio]

Well, I Want The OP's Opinion on the Matter of me sending Jordan and the UAE Letters asking them to Join a new Union Known Simply as Arabia.
(This is To Get his Attention.)

HEY WAZ!
Pay Attention to Me!

I mean, if they agree i'm fine with it.

[Siaos]

Great, I'll post some kind of speech and you can post something up on the IC saying we declared peace.

And Thrasher kills the warlords at their celebration after gaining their trust.

Just as planned.

Well, a war between India and a Somalian terrorist group in never over until some gets assassinated!

[Pratse]

My first IC post will be up in the next few hours.

Could it be in the next few minutes? I'm going to bed soon (it's 12:30Am here) and I really want to see how your foreign policy will look like.

[Hobbesistan]

The New Lowlands are you RPing as China now?

Temporarily.
Also, what is North Korea really up to here?

'Tis is a secret.



But itle make South America a lot more interesting.

[Ptolemais]

2) The EU has been excellent for Scandanavia. Look at their export partners - they're for the most part fellow EU members.

You realize that you don't have to be an EU member to take full economic advantage, right? The EU is political integration now. Look at Norway, full access to the EEC without membership. They know what's up.

[The New Lowlands]

1) No such thing.
2) It won't be.
3) No, it doesn't.

EU damage control?

1) Yes there is, we border the Arctic and we know what its like to be cold all the time. We'll make a strong culture out of this.
2) We will see, isn't it awesome that this is a future RP and not strictly based on what would really happen?
3) It very much does my friend. i) Denmark is considering leaving because they aren't getting their prosperity they were promised and ii)Sweden is having its social security system looted by EU citizens taking advantage of generous benefits such as 80% 1 year mat/pat leave which they are powerless to stop without leaving the EU.

1) Arctic is not a culture. Cold is not a culture.
2) The EU is the largest single market in the fucking world.
3i) Source?
ii) Patently bullshit. There are laws covering this.

2) The EU has been excellent for Scandanavia. Look at their export partners - they're for the most part fellow EU members.

You realize that you don't have to be an EU member to take full economic advantage, right? The EU is political integration now. Look at Norway, full access to the EEC without membership. They know what's up.

Norway doesn't get to be part of the decision-making process but nonetheless has to follow EU mandates on the EEC.
I think you're rather uninformed on this.

[Imperium Nova]

My first IC post will be up in the next few hours.

Could it be in the next few minutes? I'm going to bed soon (it's 12:30Am here) and I really want to see how your foreign policy will look like.

Ah, a fellow European, so I am not the only one suffering from the time zones.

[Pratse]

Could it be in the next few minutes? I'm going to bed soon (it's 12:30Am here) and I really want to see how your foreign policy will look like.

Ah, a fellow European, so I am not the only one suffering from the time zones.

I feels ya, bro.

[Graknopia]

Replace my bolivia UN proposal with the new one please

[Zeinbrad]

And Thrasher kills the warlords at their celebration after gaining their trust.

Just as planned.

Well, a war between India and a Somalian terrorist group in never over until some gets assassinated!

And how is he doing it? By tipping off the US to drone strike the party. This is how it will go.

Warlords:Where is Thrasher?

*Drone strike kills them all*

Just as planned.

[Siaos]

Well, a war between India and a Somalian terrorist group in never over until some gets assassinated!

And how is he doing it? By tipping off the US to drone strike the party. This is how it will go.

Warlords:Where is Thrasher?

*Drone strike kills them all*

Just as planned.

Pure Genius. Not 98% and 2% preservatives mind you, but pure 100% genius.

[Graknopia]

Well, a war between India and a Somalian terrorist group in never over until some gets assassinated!

And how is he doing it? By tipping off the US to drone strike the party. This is how it will go.

Warlords:Where is Thrasher?

*Drone strike kills them all*

Just as planned.

You better do that soon because my next post will involve drone strikes. (Probably awhile from now, im going soon)

[Zeinbrad]

And how is he doing it? By tipping off the US to drone strike the party. This is how it will go.

Warlords:Where is Thrasher?

*Drone strike kills them all*

Just as planned.

Pure Genius. Not 98% and 2% preservatives mind you, but pure 100% genius.

And the best part about it? The US will think Thrasher is dead.

[Pratse]

Pure Genius. Not 98% and 2% preservatives mind you, but pure 100% genius.

And the best part about it? The US will think Thrasher is dead.

There are no words that can appropriately describe my love for this post.

[Waztaskio]

Due to the current state of affairs, we are just going to go ahead and pass the NK resolution. I don't belive Russia would VETO it, and even if he voted against or abstained would not do much as there would still be supporters. So, the next topic is highlighted in Bold.

[Zeinbrad]

And the best part about it? The US will think Thrasher is dead.

There are no words that can appropriately describe my love for this post.

Why do you love it? Just wondering.

[Pratse]

There are no words that can appropriately describe my love for this post.

Why do you love it? Just wondering.

See? I can't explain it, I just love it.

[Ptolemais]

1) Arctic is not a culture. Cold is not a culture.
2) The EU is the largest single market in the fucking world.
3i) Source?
ii) Patently bullshit. There are laws covering this.

Norway doesn't get to be part of the decision-making process but nonetheless has to follow EU mandates on the EEC.
I think you're rather uninformed on this.

1) We share a common geographic area. That can definitely be a culture. There is European culture, Asian culture, African, culture, etc.
2) Interesting =/= economically powerful. Yes, I get it you have a lot of money, but that's not relevant to interesting.
3i) I'm in the middle of exam week, i'm not digging up sources in my spare time. Take my word for it or don't believe me, I could really care less.
3ii) What are you unclear on, whether EU citizens can get full benefits in their country of residence or that it is a burden to Sweden?

Seriously, you need to calm down. Just stretch your imagination for a bit and you may have some fun. Why don't you try and get Turkey to join or something?

[Imperium Nova]

There are no words that can appropriately describe my love for this post.

Why do you love it? Just wondering.

Cause it is a masterful move, I applaud you, it is just, yes.