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Bezombia
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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:56 pm

New Xylvania wrote:Xylvania, having little to no military power, decides it is wise to turn to a superpower and requests Oaledonia to 'Take Over' and allow Xylvania to become a protectorate.


Benomia (who's an internationally recognized superpower) offers to make Xylvania their protectorate, as they're stronger than Oale anyway.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Postby The Grey Wolf » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:58 pm

Hydronium wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
The Grey Wolf airfleet is, by comparison, more strategic and calculating, and as a result better prepared for the enemy attack. They fire volleys of missiles at the enemy, focusing on specific targets. Down below, Grey Wolf Nrsimha-12, equipped with AA Guns, fire on the enemy bombers.

Hydroni ground forces see this as an opportunity to attack. They charge at the Wolfians, shooting or crushing whomever got in their way.

A second wave of Hydroni ground based antiaircraft weapons is deployed on the ground. They seek out the most powerful planes, and try to destroy them. Hydroni planes also attack the most powerful planes, and fighterbombers attack the Nrsimhas.

Meanwhile in the Red Sea, Hydroni military surround the battleships with speedboats, and board them like they did in the old times. Although many are picked off, a few are able to get men on the ships.


The ground forces charge right into the Werewolf MBT firing range. The gunner fires the machine gun on the enemy troops, and the tanks fire their main gun on enemy armored vehicles.

The Nrsimha are behind allied lines, so the Hydronium fighter bombers would find difficulty making it to them, with artillery and anti-aircraft machine guns in the way. The Grey Wolf Typhoon's also attack the enemy aircrafts.

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New Xylvania
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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:04 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:Xylvania, having little to no military power, decides it is wise to turn to a superpower and requests Oaledonia to 'Take Over' and allow Xylvania to become a protectorate.


Benomia (who's an internationally recognized superpower) offers to make Xylvania their protectorate, as they're stronger than Oale anyway.

Vlad is scared of Benomia more than anything, having heard of his...exploits...

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:05 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Benomia (who's an internationally recognized superpower) offers to make Xylvania their protectorate, as they're stronger than Oale anyway.

Vlad is scared of Benomia more than anything, having heard of his...exploits...


Bezution shows up at Vlad's house and demands to know what he thinks of him.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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New Xylvania
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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:15 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:Vlad is scared of Benomia more than anything, having heard of his...exploits...


Bezution shows up at Vlad's house and demands to know what he thinks of him.

Little Vlad hops in Bezutions lap, looks up at him, and says "I think your a pedophilic individual that should you never been born. You Sir are a sickening individual that rocks me to the very core every time I think of you, and when you are within 100 feet of me I feel the urge to commit suicide while cleansing myself."

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:18 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Bezution shows up at Vlad's house and demands to know what he thinks of him.

Little Vlad hops in Bezutions lap, looks up at him, and says "I think your a pedophilic individual that should you never been born. You Sir are a sickening individual that rocks me to the very core every time I think of you, and when you are within 100 feet of me I feel the urge to commit suicide while cleansing myself."


Bez shouts out "I'm a virgin!"
He then takes out a gun (CZ-75B, very nice pistol) and shoots Vlad in the head.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:19 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:Little Vlad hops in Bezutions lap, looks up at him, and says "I think your a pedophilic individual that should you never been born. You Sir are a sickening individual that rocks me to the very core every time I think of you, and when you are within 100 feet of me I feel the urge to commit suicide while cleansing myself."


Bez shouts out "I'm a virgin!"
He then takes out a gun (CZ-75B, very nice pistol) and shoots Vlad in the head.

Vlad sues Bea for his gun.

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:21 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Bez shouts out "I'm a virgin!"
He then takes out a gun (CZ-75B, very nice pistol) and shoots Vlad in the head.

Vlad sues Bea for his gun.


Bez shoots him like fifteen more times in the chest and face.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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New Xylvania
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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:23 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:Vlad sues Bea for his gun.


Bez shoots him like fifteen more times in the chest and face.

Every time he shoots Vlad leaflets with numbers written on them fly from bullet wounds and land on Bez, all of them adding up to a total payment he needs to work on.

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:24 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Bez shoots him like fifteen more times in the chest and face.

Every time he shoots Vlad leaflets with numbers written on them fly from bullet wounds and land on Bez, all of them adding up to a total payment he needs to work on.


Benomia, being a moneyless society, sends them all back to Vlad.
Bezutious laughs as he starts gouging out Vlad's eyes with a spork.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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New Xylvania
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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:26 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:Every time he shoots Vlad leaflets with numbers written on them fly from bullet wounds and land on Bez, all of them adding up to a total payment he needs to work on.


Benomia, being a moneyless society, sends them all back to Vlad.
Bezutious laughs as he starts gouging out Vlad's eyes with a spork.

"Pink Floyd sounds like someone is dragging a rusty metal tube along a gravel road!" Vlad screams while running from dis guy.

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:30 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Benomia, being a moneyless society, sends them all back to Vlad.
Bezutious laughs as he starts gouging out Vlad's eyes with a spork.

"Pink Floyd sounds like someone is dragging a rusty metal tube along a gravel road!" Vlad screams while running from dis guy.


After writing down a note to self to record the sound of metal against gravel later, Bez takes out a cartoonishly large bird cage and traps Vlad in it.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:35 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:"Pink Floyd sounds like someone is dragging a rusty metal tube along a gravel road!" Vlad screams while running from dis guy.


After writing down a note to self to record the sound of metal against gravel later, Bez takes out a cartoonishly large bird cage and traps Vlad in it.

"DIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE ALL HOPE ISH LOST!" Vlad yells while running around in the cage.

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:38 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
After writing down a note to self to record the sound of metal against gravel later, Bez takes out a cartoonishly large bird cage and traps Vlad in it.

"DIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE ALL HOPE ISH LOST!" Vlad yells while running around in the cage.


Bez flicks a switch and the cage starts getting smaller, with the walls closing in on Vlad.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Postby Belavakia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:39 pm

Monfrox wrote:Anvil Squad got to work. "These things are just getting started." Shellshock said, letting her MG rip. The undead soldiers didn't lurch or shamble upright, but rather in a hunch and in completely unnatural stances, making headshots rather difficult. Scorcher was grinning from ear to ear as she blasted a couple in through the face. "This NEVER gets old!" She cackled. Razor was just went about stabbing the ones that got closest, then she lifted her head up. "Anyone else....hear that?" She asked. Shadow just put a round through one at a distance before she looked back through the scope of her Preved sniper. What could be best described as an undead suicide bomber was sprinting towards them with a grenade in it's hand held up high and letting out a high-pitched inhuman scream.

Karelia opens fire on the hoard with her .50 cal sniper aiming to take out multiple targets with as few bullets as possible.

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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:40 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:"DIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE ALL HOPE ISH LOST!" Vlad yells while running around in the cage.


Bez flicks a switch and the cage starts getting smaller, with the walls closing in on Vlad.

"NOOOO, FLIMSY WALLS OF TECHNICAL FENCING CLOSING IN ON ME; THE HORROOOOOOPOPPR!" Vlad screams while running around in the cage.

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:41 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Bez flicks a switch and the cage starts getting smaller, with the walls closing in on Vlad.

"NOOOO, FLIMSY WALLS OF TECHNICAL FENCING CLOSING IN ON ME; THE HORROOOOOOPOPPR!" Vlad screams while running around in the cage.


Cage keeps getting smaller...roughly dog-cage sized now...
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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New Xylvania
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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:50 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:"NOOOO, FLIMSY WALLS OF TECHNICAL FENCING CLOSING IN ON ME; THE HORROOOOOOPOPPR!" Vlad screams while running around in the cage.


Cage keeps getting smaller...roughly dog-cage sized now...

"I...I just want to say one thing..." Vlad breathes in slowly, blinking once. "FUCK YOUR COUCH!"

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:51 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Cage keeps getting smaller...roughly dog-cage sized now...

"I...I just want to say one thing..." Vlad breathes in slowly, blinking once. "FUCK YOUR COUCH!"


Cage is roughly the size of a microwave now.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Postby Hydronium » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:03 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:"I...I just want to say one thing..." Vlad breathes in slowly, blinking once. "FUCK YOUR COUCH!"


Cage is roughly the size of a microwave now.

Max saw the situation. He bolted into the room, and freed Vlad. He then prepared to duel with Bez...

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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:03 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:"I...I just want to say one thing..." Vlad breathes in slowly, blinking once. "FUCK YOUR COUCH!"


Cage is roughly the size of a microwave now.

"I feel an urge to sing...!" little Vlad says while squeaking.

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Postby Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:41 pm

New Xylvania wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Cage is roughly the size of a microwave now.

"I feel an urge to sing...!" little Vlad says while squeaking.


Cage is roughly the size of a dinner plate now.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Postby New Xylvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:05 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Xylvania wrote:"I feel an urge to sing...!" little Vlad says while squeaking.


Cage is roughly the size of a dinner plate now.

Vlad will be Bez's protectorate if he staps ;-;

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Postby The Grey Wolf » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:06 pm

Frieda stood at the edge of the mountain, one more step would leave her plunging to her death. The white haired girl had no recollection as to why she was there. How did she reach here? Her hair was getting in her face, but she ignored it, keeping her eyes closed.

When she opened them, a ghostly cold feeling came over her, and she turned around, a marble shrine a few yards away. On the altar was the statue of a Nordic looking woman, with what Frieda assumed was blonde hair and blue eyes, the statue was colorless, marble. She held a sword in hand, war cry on her lips.

Mother, Frieda thought, bowing before the statue. She didn't understand why. The statue resembled nothing like her mother.

A bright light materialized, and the woman depicted in the statue appeared before it.

A look of motherly affection filled her face when Frieda simply said "Mother."

"My child," she said, her voice wispy and otherworldly. "For hundreds of years you have had to lead the Motherland without me."

Thoughts filled Frieda's head. Her former life, before this one. Living as Aoife. Her old self and her new self seemed to merge.

"Mother!" Aoife shouted in recognition, now standing.

"Aoife," the woman said. Aoife rushed to hug her mother, but went right through her, hitting her head on the statue. When she awoke, her mother was gone.

"Mother," Aoife responded, crying. She had never met her mother before, but the portraits and statues of her had always been around. The Founder of the Fatherland. Mother of all Grey Wolf.

She walked down a path of stairs, down the mountain, until she reached the house.

"Frieda!" her sister saw her in the distance, and walked up to her, but her smile disappeared. The figure resembled an older version of her sister.

Aoife ignored the girl, walking past her. "Your sister is no more."

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Postby Elina » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:15 pm

Elina's upset, she has no one in the gue palace to nom, so she goes to Eaglleia to nom razrel. "goes to" meaning she teleports next to him and starts nomming.
Meanwhile his pup starts nomming his other hand.

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