Nationstates Hetalia VI: The Time of Times (IC)

[Vaxon]

The man nods and then looks Utah up and down.
"I'm Vyktor. Oh, and. Don't touch any big red buttons. Last time the sentient sand broke out, a city was destroyed...", he mumbles the end of the sentence.

"Um, alright, now may I ask why you asked me to come here?" Utah says puzzled

Vyktor looked either way, and then looked at Utah.
"We think some nations might be spying on us. Planning on invading us. Think about it - we're cut off from any land, so asking for ally support to come during an invasion will make allies take a while. We want to ask you for some protection, like, have a bunch of soldiers on-call in case we're attacked.", he said.

[Verdum]

"Damn son, your Government is scary." He says, honestly bothered. "Yeah, uh, I think i wan't to go home now. I was going to come hit on your women but...uh...black eyes..."

[Vaxon]

"Damn son, your Government is scary." He says, honestly bothered. "Yeah, uh, I think i wan't to go home now. I was going to come hit on your women but...uh...black eyes..."

Confused Boris is confused. Boris just said the government does not agree with the people who want to exterminate non-mutants.
"Oh, that? We can get rid of it whenever we want. We only keep it on this island because of the fact, well. WE'RE MILES IN THE AIR. We're so damn close to the sun it's blinding.", he explained.

[Verdum]

"Damn son, your Government is scary." He says, honestly bothered. "Yeah, uh, I think i wan't to go home now. I was going to come hit on your women but...uh...black eyes..."

Confused Boris is confused. Boris just said the government does not agree with the people who want to exterminate non-mutants.
"Oh, that? We can get rid of it whenever we want. We only keep it on this island because of the fact, well. WE'RE MILES IN THE AIR. We're so damn close to the sun it's blinding.", he explained.

"Your Government is scary because it manages to control mutants, man..." he says, pointing at his parachute. "It's cool, I brought a chute my nigga! Lets roll!" He says, running outside and laughing.

[Vaxon]

Confused Boris is confused. Boris just said the government does not agree with the people who want to exterminate non-mutants.
"Oh, that? We can get rid of it whenever we want. We only keep it on this island because of the fact, well. WE'RE MILES IN THE AIR. We're so damn close to the sun it's blinding.", he explained.

"Your Government is scary because it manages to control mutants, man..." he says, pointing at his parachute. "It's cool, I brought a chute my nigga! Lets roll!" He says, running outside and laughing.

Boris runs after him, hoping he doesn't run into trouble.

[Sauritican]

"Um, alright, now may I ask why you asked me to come here?" Utah says puzzled

Vyktor looked either way, and then looked at Utah.
"We think some nations might be spying on us. Planning on invading us. Think about it - we're cut off from any land, so asking for ally support to come during an invasion will make allies take a while. We want to ask you for some protection, like, have a bunch of soldiers on-call in case we're attacked.", he said.

"I have little connection to the military except my local state guard, you should have told saur or Mexico, but I can put a good word out for you, won't guarantee anything."

[Verdum]

"Your Government is scary because it manages to control mutants, man..." he says, pointing at his parachute. "It's cool, I brought a chute my nigga! Lets roll!" He says, running outside and laughing.

Boris runs after him, hoping he doesn't run into trouble.

He starts whacking people in the back of the head with his guitar but not stopping, laughing as he heads for the edge.

[Vaxon]

Boris runs after him, hoping he doesn't run into trouble.

He starts whacking people in the back of the head with his guitar but not stopping, laughing as he heads for the edge.

Boris continues running after him, seeing the edge.
"No! Wait!", he yells.

[Verdum]

He starts whacking people in the back of the head with his guitar but not stopping, laughing as he heads for the edge.

Boris continues running after him, seeing the edge.
"No! Wait!", he yells.

"I CAN FLY BITCHES!!!11!!!!" He yells, hopping off the edge and screaming as he falls.

[Vaxon]

Boris continues running after him, seeing the edge.
"No! Wait!", he yells.

"I CAN FLY BITCHES!!!11!!!!" He yells, hopping off the edge and screaming as he falls.

Boris jumps off as well, and his suit seems to rip off and shapeshift into wings. He flies after Rom.
He flies next to Rom now. Boris stares at Romulus.
"You know I could've just flown you home, right?", he asks.

[Verdum]

"I CAN FLY BITCHES!!!11!!!!" He yells, hopping off the edge and screaming as he falls.

Boris jumps off as well, and his suit seems to rip off and shapeshift into wings. He flies after Rom.
He flies next to Rom now. Boris stares at Romulus.
"You know I could've just flown you home, right?", he asks.

"Bitches be trippin'." he says, steering over to Utah because fuck logic.

[Sauritican]

Boris jumps off as well, and his suit seems to rip off and shapeshift into wings. He flies after Rom.
He flies next to Rom now. Boris stares at Romulus.
"You know I could've just flown you home, right?", he asks.

"Bitches be trippin'." he says, steering over to Utah because fuck logic.

Utah doesn't notice him, he's not your most attentive utahraptor, even though they lived in him in the Mezozoic

[Vaxon]

Vyktor looked either way, and then looked at Utah.
"We think some nations might be spying on us. Planning on invading us. Think about it - we're cut off from any land, so asking for ally support to come during an invasion will make allies take a while. We want to ask you for some protection, like, have a bunch of soldiers on-call in case we're attacked.", he said.

"I have little connection to the military except my local state guard, you should have told saur or Mexico, but I can put a good word out for you, won't guarantee anything."

Vyktor nods and allows Utah to leave.

[Sauritican]

"I have little connection to the military except my local state guard, you should have told saur or Mexico, but I can put a good word out for you, won't guarantee anything."

Vyktor nods and allows Utah to leave.

Utah steps out of the building

[Vaxon]

Vyktor nods and allows Utah to leave.

Utah steps out of the building

Odd giant centipedes scoop him up and take him to the edge, where there seems to be a station of sorts.
They load him into a pod, and a computerized voice comes on, clearing itself and stabilizing.
"Have a nice trip!", it yells. The pod is dropped and then smacked by a giant tennis racket, landing back in Sauritican.

[Sauritican]

Utah steps out of the building

Odd giant centipedes scoop him up and take him to the edge, where there seems to be a station of sorts.
They load him into a pod, and a computerized voice comes on, clearing itself and stabilizing.
"Have a nice trip!", it yells. The pod is dropped and then smacked by a giant tennis racket, landing back in Sauritican.

When it lands, Utah is very nauseous, "Why did I have to eat those funeral potatoes?" He says before throwing up somewhere

[Verdum]

"Bitches be trippin'." he says, steering over to Utah because fuck logic.

Utah doesn't notice him, he's not your most attentive utahraptor, even though they lived in him in the Mezozoic

"I'M FLYIN BITCHES!" Romulus yells, doing some kind of midair combo and hitting Utah in the back of the head with the guitar while doing a spin in the air before landing, a x50 popping up over his head.

[Sauritican]

Utah doesn't notice him, he's not your most attentive utahraptor, even though they lived in him in the Mezozoic

"I'M FLYIN BITCHES!" Romulus yells, doing some kind of midair combo and hitting Utah in the back of the head with the guitar while doing a spin in the air before landing, a x50 popping up over his head.

Utah is almost knocked unconscious by that hit, missing the vomit thankfully, "Today's not my day." he says as he tries to get up, a minute later

[Verdum]

"I'M FLYIN BITCHES!" Romulus yells, doing some kind of midair combo and hitting Utah in the back of the head with the guitar while doing a spin in the air before landing, a x50 popping up over his head.

Utah is almost knocked unconscious by that hit, missing the vomit thankfully, "Today's not my day." he says as he tries to get up, a minute later

"Judaism, bitch!" He yells, hitting him in the head again.

[Sauritican]

Utah is almost knocked unconscious by that hit, missing the vomit thankfully, "Today's not my day." he says as he tries to get up, a minute later

"Judaism, bitch!" He yells, hitting him in the head again.

"Why are you hitting me?" Utah said, trying to shield himself, and failing badly

[Verdum]

"Judaism, bitch!" He yells, hitting him in the head again.

"Why are you hitting me?" Utah said, trying to shield himself, and failing badly

"Because your a Mormon, shit face! Heil Allah!"

For no reason Julius names a pet rat Hachiman, although he might just be doing it to make some people mad.

[Sauritican]

"Why are you hitting me?" Utah said, trying to shield himself, and failing badly

"Because your a Mormon, shit face! Heil Allah!"

For no reason Julius names a pet rat Hachiman, although he might just be doing it to make some people mad.

"so what if I'm Mormon? we've been facing criticism since we started up in New York, and why are you saying the arabic word for God?"

[Oaledonia]

Maya, whilst waiting for her friends, comments on how tiny the weapons are.

[Vaxon]

The Vaxonian island is now slightly over eastern europe, and slightly over western russia.
It's disappearing from view in Western europe.

[Monfrox]

Maya, whilst waiting for her friends, comments on how tiny the weapons are.

"You know that of all the branches, our country doesn't seem to care about our Navy? They're mainly concerned with the Air Force." Gudrun commented. Off in the distance, she could see SVD and G43 walking together.