Personification Life OOC VII [OPEN -Sign up and Planning]

[Morlodania]

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You're an odd potato.

He's just an asexual shit like the rest of us.

I didn't notice Bran's post until now. I'll edit mine to have you with me.

I'm not asexual.

Still will probably never have natural kids, though.

[Zarkanians]

The idea of having sex terrifies and repulses me, so I don't think I'll be having any natural kids.

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You're an odd potato.

Says the person who likes the idea of *insert graphic description of sex here without any romantification here*.

[Tiltjuice]

Is bad karaoke grounds for justifiable homicide?

[Morlodania]

>.>

You're an odd potato.

Says the person who likes the idea of *insert graphic description of sex here without any romantification here*.

Hey, I'm not like that at all. I need foreplay.

[Fvaarniimar]

Is bad karaoke grounds for justifiable homicide?

Is the karaoke bad enough to induce genuine insanity?

[Tiltjuice]

Hey, I'm not like that at all. I need foreplay.

And to post.

Is bad karaoke grounds for justifiable homicide?

Is the karaoke bad enough to induce genuine insanity?

Yes, if overexposure occurs.

[Morlodania]

Hey, I'm not like that at all. I need foreplay.

And to post.

Yes, I need to do that, too.

I just don't know WHAT to post.

[Tiltjuice]

And to post.

Yes, I need to do that, too.

I just don't know WHAT to post.

Writer's block?

[Zarkanians]

Is bad karaoke grounds for justifiable homicide?

No, but you could argue provocation and get maybe a decade knocked off the sentence.

[Tiltjuice]

Is bad karaoke grounds for justifiable homicide?

No, but you could argue provocation and get maybe a decade knocked off the sentence.

*nods*

[New Aksarben]

He's just an asexual shit like the rest of us.

I didn't notice Bran's post until now. I'll edit mine to have you with me.

I'm not asexual.

Still will probably never have natural kids, though.

I likely won't for a probably very obvious reason

[Germanic Templars]

Tired I am, sleep I will.

Post tomorrow, after reading situation in Ukraine. Little known fact, Spetsnaz are in Ukraine.

K, night all.

[Tiltjuice]

Goodnight GT.

[The Carlisle]

Carly, Mon, Min, Fraire, Morlo and NA all seem to have disappeared. o-O

*breaks out the godmodding kit* Dance, puppets, dance.

I'm here. I guess I'll comment on whatever you guys are doing.

[Zarkanians]

And that, my friends, is why procrastination is bad for your health. Sorry about the awkward formatting of that post.

[Tiltjuice]

Phone call shortly, then dinner. I'll be here afterwards. Monitoring IRC/TGs/thread throughout phone call.

[Fvaarniimar]

Carly/Remmy NAcob;
The three two of us, as of the time I started writediting this post, are still on and our IC selves are in the same location. Want to interact or something?
Edit the second: Or not. Enjoy a nice slightly under half of Earth's rotation, don't fall out of bed, and eschew permitting small roundish things to dine upon you, everyone.

[Cerillium]

Carly/Remmy NAcob;
The three two of us, as of the time I started writediting this post, are still on and our IC selves are in the same location. Want to interact or something?

viewtopic.php?p=19254340#p19254340 if either of you wants to look towards what spooked Turtleboss. He's running the direction opposite of it.

[Fvaarniimar]

Carly/Remmy NAcob;
The three two of us, as of the time I started writediting this post, are still on and our IC selves are in the same location. Want to interact or something?

viewtopic.php?p=19254340#p19254340 if either of you wants to look towards what spooked Turtleboss. He's running the direction opposite of it.

Not sure about any of you, but I don't think that IC Fvaar even noticed/I don't think that I would notice given current conditions. Based on what I know about myself, IC me is likely looking in the direction of the tile and thinking a lot. Someone else can take it.

[New Aksarben]

viewtopic.php?p=19254340#p19254340 if either of you wants to look towards what spooked Turtleboss. He's running the direction opposite of it.

Not sure about any of you, but I don't think that IC Fvaar even noticed/I don't think that I would notice given current conditions. Based on what I know about myself, IC me is likely looking in the direction of the tile and thinking a lot. Someone else can take it.

I will. I would have noticed the squealing tardigrade and gotten curious what might ave caused it.

[Cerillium]

In case anyone is wondering about realism and Swith's mad driving skills. Fuck. Don't ever ride with her when there's a time crunch. She drives this like it was as small as this. One day, while driving at 40mph through this there was a collision in the left lane. Swith zipped that fucker into the right lane to avoid slamming into the vehicle in front. Between two delivery trucks. Without physically looking behind her and just relying on the right hand side mirror. Like a cog sliding into place. And kept talking. At 40mph. Because you're supposed to keep the same speed in the tunnel (although changing lanes is verboten but "I just had to switch jeez I hope those guys are okay where do you want to eat lunch?") Pucker factor¹⁰. We had bad snow last winter and slid all the way down a major hill (many hills out here) and hit the patch of plowed and salted road at the bottom. She held on and we did a donut. Ended up in the middle of the intersection. My heart was pounding hard enough to burst from my chest. Crazy chick threw her hands in the air and said "Yay! Do it again!" Drove away as calm as can be.

But big lorries scare her. "I hate driving in Dayton. They run you off the road."

Fuck. YOU run people off the road. Insanity.

[New Aksarben]

In case anyone is wondering about realism and Swith's mad driving skills. Fuck. Don't ever ride with her when there's a time crunch. She drives this like it was as small as this. One day, while driving at 40mph through this there was a collision in the left lane. Swith zipped that fucker into the right lane to avoid slamming into the vehicle in front. Between two delivery trucks. Without physically looking behind her and just relying on the right hand side mirror. Like a cog sliding into place. And kept talking. At 40mph. Because you're supposed to keep the same speed in the tunnel (although changing lanes is verboten but "I just had to switch jeez I hope those guys are okay where do you want to eat lunch?") Pucker factor¹⁰. We had bad snow last winter and slid all the way down a major hill (many hills out here) and hit the patch of plowed and salted road at the bottom. She held on and we did a donut. Ended up in the middle of the intersection. My heart was pounding hard enough to burst from my chest. Crazy chick threw her hands in the air and said "Yay! Do it again!" Drove away as calm as can be.

But big lorries scare her. "I hate driving in Dayton. They run you off the road."

Fuck. YOU run people off the road. Insanity.

Daaang.....

I would have also been terrified. I've been told by my family that I'm overly cautious. If i'm not positive I can make a turn before a car arrives I wait. I'm like the opposite of most teen drivers

[Nightkill the Emperor]

In case anyone is wondering about realism and Swith's mad driving skills. Fuck. Don't ever ride with her when there's a time crunch. She drives this like it was as small as this. One day, while driving at 40mph through this there was a collision in the left lane. Swith zipped that fucker into the right lane to avoid slamming into the vehicle in front. Between two delivery trucks. Without physically looking behind her and just relying on the right hand side mirror. Like a cog sliding into place. And kept talking. At 40mph. Because you're supposed to keep the same speed in the tunnel (although changing lanes is verboten but "I just had to switch jeez I hope those guys are okay where do you want to eat lunch?") Pucker factor¹⁰. We had bad snow last winter and slid all the way down a major hill (many hills out here) and hit the patch of plowed and salted road at the bottom. She held on and we did a donut. Ended up in the middle of the intersection. My heart was pounding hard enough to burst from my chest. Crazy chick threw her hands in the air and said "Yay! Do it again!" Drove away as calm as can be.

But big lorries scare her. "I hate driving in Dayton. They run you off the road."

Fuck. YOU run people off the road. Insanity.

I can't drive in America.

First off, Americans drive on the wrong side of the road. It's their fault, not mine.

[Zarkanians]

Snow's going to be having some issues for a while. I get really nervous when I think about the idea of nonexistence; my belief is that humans can't comprehend it fully, and therefore looking at it causes their brains to basically go into overdrive trying to deny it. For some people that might result in it replacing whatever nothing looks like with some sort of visual hallucination; for me that's going to screw things up for a bit.

Hypnosis is real, but only works on people with a strong imagination. I find that amusing.

[Tiltjuice]

In case anyone is wondering about realism and Swith's mad driving skills. Fuck. Don't ever ride with her when there's a time crunch. She drives this like it was as small as this. One day, while driving at 40mph through this there was a collision in the left lane. Swith zipped that fucker into the right lane to avoid slamming into the vehicle in front. Between two delivery trucks. Without physically looking behind her and just relying on the right hand side mirror. Like a cog sliding into place. And kept talking. At 40mph. Because you're supposed to keep the same speed in the tunnel (although changing lanes is verboten but "I just had to switch jeez I hope those guys are okay where do you want to eat lunch?") Pucker factor¹⁰. We had bad snow last winter and slid all the way down a major hill (many hills out here) and hit the patch of plowed and salted road at the bottom. She held on and we did a donut. Ended up in the middle of the intersection. My heart was pounding hard enough to burst from my chest. Crazy chick threw her hands in the air and said "Yay! Do it again!" Drove away as calm as can be.

But big lorries scare her. "I hate driving in Dayton. They run you off the road."

Fuck. YOU run people off the road. Insanity.

And she says she's a safe driver.

Don't worry. Your hairs won't turn white until you ride with me. I have a turbocharger on my car and just as much regard for safety as her.