Das Metro wrote:Fantrum wrote:
Eris forced herself to stop counting the money and look up. With a broad smile she commented, "Oh but of course! Somepony as dashing as yourself could only be a product of my loin!" She laughed whole-heartedly at herself for a bit, "Seriously though, I dont know. You're not that much younger than me." She thought about that for a second before jumping up, face a blaze with blush, "Hey! Im not that old!"
No Name threw up his hooves in an apologizing manner as his face flushed red, "Nononono! I didn't mean to call you old! I promise!" He smiled uneasily for a moment before choosing his next words carefully, "I was just thinking... Tell me if this sounds unethical, but do you think people would pay you more on deals if they thought I was your foal. Y'know... pity and stuff?"
Eris unconsciously touched the big bag of money with her left hind hoof, "Maaaaaaaaaybe." She smiled at the embarrassed colt, "Not too many ponies around here will give their granny a blanket if they dont get fair compensation." She turned and began cuddling with the money, counting out groups of one hundred and separating them into different pouches all around the cart. That way, if somepony gets smart and successfully robbed her, she wouldn't lose everything. Still cradling her sac baby, she spoke to No Name, "Dont you just love money?" She realized her obsession bordered addiction, but hey! If not money something worse, right?



