The Undead Empires 1936 - Alt History - OOC

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

No, the Romans were there first. Actually, the Illyrians were there first, but they're dead, so...

WTF!!! The Albanians are the descendants of the Illyrians.

true enough.....what the fuck do the e's with umlauts sound like?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You tell me. Where did the Albanians come from.

You don't want his awnser trust me...he's a Slav

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

we were there first..

No, the Romans were there first. Actually, the Illyrians were there first, but they're dead, so...

Republic of Fucking venice mean anything to you? republic of Ragusa?Durazzo?

[Petrovia-]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You tell me. Where did the Albanians come from.

Anatolia, genius. The Ottomans brought them over when they were invading the Balkans and used them as muscle against the Balkan Slavs, then, as a reward, gave them some Greek & Serbian land. What is now known as modern Albania.

No, the Romans were there first. Actually, the Illyrians were there first, but they're dead, so...

Republic of Fucking venice mean anything to you? republic of Ragusa?Durazzo?

Nope, they just conquered the land.

[Dangelia]

WTF!!! The Albanians are the descendants of the Illyrians.

true enough.....what the fuck do the e's with umlauts sound like?

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[The imperial canadian dutchy]

You tell me. Where did the Albanians come from.

Anatolia, genius. The Ottomans brought them over when they were invading the Balkans and used them as muscle against the Balkan Slavs, then, as a reward, gave them some Greek & Serbian land. What is now known as modern Albania.

Republic of Fucking venice mean anything to you? republic of Ragusa?Durazzo?

Nope, they just conquered the land.

ITALIANS LIVED THERE FIRST you Slavic nationalist...

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

You tell me. Where did the Albanians come from.

Anatolia, genius. The Ottomans brought them over when they were invading the Balkans and used them as muscle against the Balkan Slavs, then, as a reward, gave them some Greek & Serbian land. What is now known as modern Albania.

Republic of Fucking venice mean anything to you? republic of Ragusa?Durazzo?

Nope, they just conquered the land.

Yep Skanderbeg was such a Turkish puppet....
Considering Albania was founded by a Venetian treaty...

[Dangelia]

You tell me. Where did the Albanians come from.

Anatolia, genius. The Ottomans brought them over when they were invading the Balkans and used them as muscle against the Balkan Slavs, then, as a reward, gave them some Greek & Serbian land. What is now known as modern Albania.

Are you fucking kidding me. Genetic proves that those Albanians are not related at all to my people. My people are European. If we were from Caucasian Albania, we would have darker skin. But our skin is lighter than the European Greeks.

[Petrovia-]

Anatolia, genius. The Ottomans brought them over when they were invading the Balkans and used them as muscle against the Balkan Slavs, then, as a reward, gave them some Greek & Serbian land. What is now known as modern Albania.



Nope, they just conquered the land.

ITALIANS LIVED THERE FIRST you Slavic nationalist...

I'm not a Slavic Nationalist.

Anatolia, genius. The Ottomans brought them over when they were invading the Balkans and used them as muscle against the Balkan Slavs, then, as a reward, gave them some Greek & Serbian land. What is now known as modern Albania.



Nope, they just conquered the land.

Yep Skanderbeg was such a Turkish puppet....
Considering Albania was founded by a Venetian treaty...

He came after they conquered the Balkans, genius. And it only figures the Italians would screw over the Balkan Slavs.

Anatolia, genius. The Ottomans brought them over when they were invading the Balkans and used them as muscle against the Balkan Slavs, then, as a reward, gave them some Greek & Serbian land. What is now known as modern Albania.

Are you fucking kidding me. Genetic proves that those Albanians are not related at all to my people. My people are European.

You wish.

[Dangelia]

ITALIANS LIVED THERE FIRST you Slavic nationalist...

I'm not a Slavic Nationalist.

Yep Skanderbeg was such a Turkish puppet....
Considering Albania was founded by a Venetian treaty...

He came after they conquered the Balkans, genius. And it only figures the Italians would screw over the Balkan Slavs.

Are you fucking kidding me. Genetic proves that those Albanians are not related at all to my people. My people are European.

You wish.

Where the hell do you get your information. You're lying your tongue off.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

ITALIANS LIVED THERE FIRST you Slavic nationalist...

I'm not a Slavic Nationalist.

Yep Skanderbeg was such a Turkish puppet....
Considering Albania was founded by a Venetian treaty...

He came after they conquered the Balkans, genius. And it only figures the Italians would screw over the Balkan Slavs.

Are you fucking kidding me. Genetic proves that those Albanians are not related at all to my people. My people are European.

You wish.

Shh slavs source your claim

[Dangelia]

Also, one of the earliest theories on the origins of the Albanians, now considered obsolete, identified the proto-Albanians with an area of the Caucasus referred to by classical geographers as "Albania", which roughly corresponds with modern-day Azerbaijan. This theory supposed that the ancestors of the Albanians migrated westward to the Balkans in the late classical or early Medieval period. The Caucasian theory was first proposed by Renaissance humanists who were familiar with the works of classical geographers, and later developed by early 19th-century French consul and writer François Pouqueville. It was rendered obsolete in the 19th century when linguists proved that Albanian is an Indo-European, rather than Caucasian language.

[Sovjetia]

ITALIANS LIVED THERE FIRST you Slavic nationalist...

I'm not a Slavic Nationalist.

Yep Skanderbeg was such a Turkish puppet....
Considering Albania was founded by a Venetian treaty...

He came after they conquered the Balkans, genius. And it only figures the Italians would screw over the Balkan Slavs.

Are you fucking kidding me. Genetic proves that those Albanians are not related at all to my people. My people are European.

You wish.

I am

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

I'm not a Slavic Nationalist.



He came after they conquered the Balkans, genius. And it only figures the Italians would screw over the Balkan Slavs.



You wish.

I am

silly swede

[Abasha]

This is not an ethnic discussion gentlemen. I get just as heated, if not more so, when it comes to Albania, Serbia, and Kosovo than anyone else. We can RP hatred all we want and turn personal hatred into our character's hatred, thus justifying that hatred in game, but I want to post this in order to ask you all to stop the debate here. I just don't see any argument that we have panning out good for either side, despite our personal beliefs, and we are not here for that.

In my eyes, we should focus on the RP now and tearing each others throats out later.

[Nova Anglicana]

@Abasha - Thank you, that was a bit ridiculous.

@Petrov - Are you committed to invading Albania right now? Because in order to move through my territory, you need an alliance or at least a freedom of movement treaty, which I don't think we have now. Send me an offer in the IC.

[Petrovia-]

@Abasha - Thank you, that was a bit ridiculous.

@Petrov - Are you committed to invading Albania right now? Because in order to move through my territory, you need an alliance or at least a freedom of movement treaty, which I don't think we have now. Send me an offer in the IC.

Not at the moment, although I will be pressuring the Catholic League to cease their invasion of France.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

@Abasha - Thank you, that was a bit ridiculous.

@Petrov - Are you committed to invading Albania right now? Because in order to move through my territory, you need an alliance or at least a freedom of movement treaty, which I don't think we have now. Send me an offer in the IC.

Not at the moment, although I will be pressuring the Catholic League to cease their invasion of France.

THEY INVADED US.
we are taking only what rightfully belongs to us.....Savoy,Nice,French Catalonia and Labourd, And Libya and Tunis

[Dangelia]

Not at the moment, although I will be pressuring the Catholic League to cease their invasion of France.

THEY INVADED US.
we are taking only what rightfully belongs to us.....Savoy,Nice,French Catalonia and Labourd, And Libya and Tunis

And Albania will only take the area between Monaco and Toulon along with Madagascar. That is all.

[The Vekta-Helghast Empire]

http://i.imgur.com/gQIgThG.png

Updated map, tell me if I've missed anything, which I most likely have..

[Petrovia-]

Not at the moment, although I will be pressuring the Catholic League to cease their invasion of France.

THEY INVADED US.
we are taking only what rightfully belongs to us.....Savoy,Nice,French Catalonia and Labourd, And Libya and Tunis

AND THAT REGIME COLLAPSED YOU DINGUS.

Savoy is French, Nice is French, Northern Catalonia is Spanish/Catalan, Labourd is French, Libya is Libya, Tunis is Tunis. Now GTFO.

THEY INVADED US.
we are taking only what rightfully belongs to us.....Savoy,Nice,French Catalonia and Labourd, And Libya and Tunis

And Albania will only take the area between Monaco and Toulon along with Madagascar. That is all.

Not only is Monaco independent, but you don't have any sort of claim on them. Toulon, again, belongs to France, and you sure as hell aren't going to take over Madagascar. So piss off.

Enough of both of you, if ANY OF YOU, try to claim Madagascar, Libya, Monaco, Toulon, or Tunis, I will personally make it my mission to cockblock the shit out of you. Spain might have claims on Northern Catalonia & Labourd, and Italy may have claims on Savoy & Nice, but there's no way in hell you're taking any land you don't have jack crap claims to. Don't make me come down there and bitch slap you, Meds!

[Great Kleomentia]

Im ok with that.

I missed this but walk me through on what the hell happened with Italy.

It is about to be subjected to firepower from all the worlds major powers. After that we will split the territory.
And can someone please RP my troops? I have really no time.

[Great Kleomentia]

No, the Romans were there first. Actually, the Illyrians were there first, but they're dead, so...

WTF!!! The Albanians are the descendants of the Illyrians.

No they are not?

[Saragrossa]

THEY INVADED US.
we are taking only what rightfully belongs to us.....Savoy,Nice,French Catalonia and Labourd, And Libya and Tunis

AND THAT REGIME COLLAPSED YOU DINGUS.

Savoy is French, Nice is French, Northern Catalonia is Spanish/Catalan, Labourd is French, Libya is Libya, Tunis is Tunis. Now GTFO.

And Albania will only take the area between Monaco and Toulon along with Madagascar. That is all.

Not only is Monaco independent, but you don't have any sort of claim on them. Toulon, again, belongs to France, and you sure as hell aren't going to take over Madagascar. So piss off.

Enough of both of you, if ANY OF YOU, try to claim Madagascar, Libya, Monaco, Toulon, or Tunis, I will personally make it my mission to cockblock the shit out of you. Spain might have claims on Northern Catalonia & Labourd, and Italy may have claims on Savoy & Nice, but there's no way in hell you're taking any land you don't have jack crap claims to. Don't make me come down there and bitch slap you, Meds!

Espana will absorb all of the French Kingdom and theres no global power that can contest me considering i might offer Paris to the germans as the crown in their jewel and Libya to cock block Russia or Llyria.

[Petrovia-]

AND THAT REGIME COLLAPSED YOU DINGUS.

Savoy is French, Nice is French, Northern Catalonia is Spanish/Catalan, Labourd is French, Libya is Libya, Tunis is Tunis. Now GTFO.



Not only is Monaco independent, but you don't have any sort of claim on them. Toulon, again, belongs to France, and you sure as hell aren't going to take over Madagascar. So piss off.

Enough of both of you, if ANY OF YOU, try to claim Madagascar, Libya, Monaco, Toulon, or Tunis, I will personally make it my mission to cockblock the shit out of you. Spain might have claims on Northern Catalonia & Labourd, and Italy may have claims on Savoy & Nice, but there's no way in hell you're taking any land you don't have jack crap claims to. Don't make me come down there and bitch slap you, Meds!

Espana will absorb all of the French Kingdom and theres no global power that can contest me considering i might offer Paris to the germans as the crown in their jewel and Libya to cock block Russia or Llyria.

I'm sorry, did I not make myself clear? Or do you want to be partitioned and become a vassal of several more powerful superpowers?