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by **Valentir** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:54 am

Caltarania wrote:
Valentir wrote:But what?

But but but.

I want you to have a Russian aristocracy leading a former-Colonial nation with an Absolutist Roman Monarch!

Too much trouble.

I'm hear to bring the world lots of freedum and liburty! MURICA FUCK YEAH!

by **The New Lowlands** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:54 am

Valentir wrote:
Caltarania wrote:
But but but.

I want you to have a Russian aristocracy leading a former-Colonial nation with an Absolutist Roman Monarch!

Too much trouble.

I'm hear to bring the world lots of freedum and liburty! MURICA FUCK YEAH!

Freistaat Bayern is pleased.

by **Valentir** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:56 am

The New Lowlands wrote:
Valentir wrote:Too much trouble.

I'm hear to bring the world lots of freedum and liburty! MURICA FUCK YEAH!

Freistaat Bayern is pleased.

What did you say? You got a problem with freedum son? Well let me shove some of my freedum down your throat! Teh evul foreginers need freedum.

by **Valentir** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:58 am

Murica needs a colony in Africa. Africans need some freedum!

by **Caltarania** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:59 am

The New Lowlands wrote:
Valentir wrote:Too much trouble.

I'm hear to bring the world lots of freedum and liburty! MURICA FUCK YEAH!

Freistaat Bayern is pleased.

I'm going to have the German nations as separate on the map.

Because holy fuck Central Europe looks ugly otherwise.

by **The Grand Republic of Hannover** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:59 am

Does anyone know when the OOC be up? :unsure:

by **The New Lowlands** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:00 am

Valentir wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Freistaat Bayern is pleased.

What did you say? You got a problem with freedum son? Well let me shove some of my freedum down your throat! Teh evul foreginers need freedum.

wut

Caltarania wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Freistaat Bayern is pleased.

I'm going to have the German nations as separate on the map.

Because holy fuck Central Europe looks ugly otherwise.

Okay, sure.

by **Valentir** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:01 am

The New Lowlands wrote:
Valentir wrote:What did you say? You got a problem with freedum son? Well let me shove some of my freedum down your throat! Teh evul foreginers need freedum.

wut
Caltarania wrote:
I'm going to have the German nations as separate on the map.

Because holy fuck Central Europe looks ugly otherwise.

Okay, sure.

I dunno.

Caltarania wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Freistaat Bayern is pleased.

I'm going to have the German nations as separate on the map.

Because holy fuck Central Europe looks ugly otherwise.

Germany must look ugly! HRE!

by **Caltarania** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:05 am

Jesus Christ I think Central Europe is killing me with it's ugliness.

I think first thing ICly the Swedish Empire will enter negotiations with the Deutsches Bund regarding the status of Pomerania and the Free Cities of the Kiel.

by **The New Lowlands** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:07 am

Caltarania wrote:Jesus Christ I think Central Europe is killing me with it's ugliness.

I think first thing ICly the Swedish Empire will enter negotiations with the Deutsches Bund regarding the status of Pomerania and the Free Cities of the Kiel.

Prussia isn't in the Deutscher Bund (yet), FYI, so those negotiations would be worthless for them. Maybe wait until they (probably) join.

by **Caltarania** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:07 am

The New Lowlands wrote:
Caltarania wrote:Jesus Christ I think Central Europe is killing me with it's ugliness.

I think first thing ICly the Swedish Empire will enter negotiations with the Deutsches Bund regarding the status of Pomerania and the Free Cities of the Kiel.

Prussia isn't in the Deutscher Bund (yet), FYI, so those negotiations would be worthless for them. Maybe wait until they (probably) join.

I'm not referring to Prussia.

I'm referring to the Deutscher Bund.

(Do you catch my drift yet or...?)

by **The New Lowlands** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:08 am

Caltarania wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Prussia isn't in the Deutscher Bund (yet), FYI, so those negotiations would be worthless for them. Maybe wait until they (probably) join.

I'm not referring to Prussia.

I'm referring to the Deutscher Bund.

(Do you catch my drift yet or...?)

*ignorance intensifies*

I think I've cracked your code.

by **Caltarania** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:10 am

The New Lowlands wrote:
Caltarania wrote:
I'm not referring to Prussia.

I'm referring to the Deutscher Bund.

(Do you catch my drift yet or...?)

*ignorance intensifies*

I think I've cracked your code.

I'm going to give you all our German possessions, excluding Holstein because Kiel Canal and also Danish minority, in exchange for a lump sum of cash along with a 10% (?) tax on top of all trade in the cities in the said locations for ten years or so.

by **The Vekta-Helghast Empire** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:10 am

Caltarania wrote:Jesus Christ I think Central Europe is killing me with it's ugliness.

I think first thing ICly the Swedish Empire will enter negotiations with the Deutsches Bund regarding the status of Pomerania and the Free Cities of the Kiel.

Sweden looks horrifyingly OP. I like it.

Btw, my Ottoman borders changed slightly because Allenia wanted some of Iraq. There's a picture somewhere..

http://i.imgur.com/jxc4IdB.png

Der.

by **The New Lowlands** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:11 am

Caltarania wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:*ignorance intensifies*

I think I've cracked your code.

I'm going to give you all our German possessions, excluding Holstein because Kiel Canal and also Danish minority, in exchange for a lump sum of cash along with a 10% (?) tax on top of all trade in the cities in the said locations for ten years or so.

Oh. Cheers!

Aber dann geht es weiter mit dieser verdammter Kleinstaaterei...

by **Valentir** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:13 am

People of Europe, send us your criminals, send us your unwanted poor! Send the US all of the immigrants!

by **Caltarania** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:14 am

The New Lowlands wrote:
Caltarania wrote:
I'm going to give you all our German possessions, excluding Holstein because Kiel Canal and also Danish minority, in exchange for a lump sum of cash along with a 10% (?) tax on top of all trade in the cities in the said locations for ten years or so.

Oh. Cheers!

Aber dann geht es durch mit dieser verdammter Kleinstaaterei...

Google translate gave me this.

'But then it goes through fucking with these small states...'

Can you tell me what it actually means, please xD?

by **The Vekta-Helghast Empire** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:15 am

@Allen

Since we have so many borders with each other, what say we make an NAP or an Alliance? I mean, so far we seem to be the only Muslim nations on the map, so it may be wise not to exterminate each other.

by **The New Lowlands** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:16 am

Caltarania wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Oh. Cheers!

Aber dann geht es durch mit dieser verdammter Kleinstaaterei...

Google translate gave me this.

'But then it goes through fucking with these small states...'

Can you tell me what it actually means, please xD?

"But then it will continue with all these damned small states..."

by **Caltarania** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:17 am

The New Lowlands wrote:
Caltarania wrote:
Google translate gave me this.

'But then it goes through fucking with these small states...'

Can you tell me what it actually means, please xD?

"But then it will continue with all these damned small states..."

Not necessarily... just use France as the enemy to unite Germany.

by **The New Lowlands** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:17 am

Caltarania wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:"But then it will continue with all these damned small states..."

Not necessarily... just use France as the enemy to unite Germany.

I'd rather use the Prussian aristocracy.

by **Caltarania** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:20 am

The New Lowlands wrote:
Caltarania wrote:
Not necessarily... just use France as the enemy to unite Germany.

I'd rather use the Prussian aristocracy.

Mhm kay.

By the by, the Swedish colony in Australia is known as Åskamark, or officially den Kronkoloni av Åskamark.

by **Altito Asmoro** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:22 am

Fancy topic you have here.

by **The New Lowlands** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:25 am

Caltarania wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:I'd rather use the Prussian aristocracy.

Mhm kay.

By the by, the Swedish colony in Australia is known as Åskamark, or officially den Kronkoloni av Åskamark.

Well, Prussia doesn't have Moltke (he was born in Mecklenburg,) so I might as well make use of that.

by **Conchabira** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:25 am

Looking at the map could my Ghana colony please be extended a little farther inland if thats possible

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