Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Esternial]

Considering how Shakespeare is treated nowadays, I'm imagining how porn will be taught in some high school four hundred years from now.

Shakespeare is porn.

Somehow, somewhere, to someone.

[Constaniana]

Though I almost invented Hinduism first. Which, in hindsight would have been cool, but I tend to try having as few religions in my empire as possible since I go for theocracies to make my military stronger. Unless I capture the holy city of another religion, like I did with Jerusalem and most recently Mecca in my Holy Roman Empire game where I was fighting Arabs and Chinamen and Malinese blokes. I noticed the Malinese had colonies in Southeast Asia, so they weren't entirely blockheads in that game.

You should play EU4. It'd be right up your street.

Yeah, it's been cool in the brief moments where I seem to be doing great, but otherwise it's been a lot of confusion or frustration and constantly looking ar the tutorials for me. Hopefully I'll get past the learning curve soon.

[Constaniana]

Considering how Shakespeare is treated nowadays, I'm imagining how porn will be taught in some high school four hundred years from now.

Shakespeare is porn.

Somehow, somewhere, to someone.

To Nat.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Considering how Shakespeare is treated nowadays, I'm imagining how porn will be taught in some high school four hundred years from now.

Bullshit, Shakespeare was a writer of actual skill. That the didn't give a single fuck only makes him better; he wasn't writing classics, he was writing entertainment.

Considering how Shakespeare is treated nowadays, I'm imagining how porn will be taught in some high school four hundred years from now.

Shakespeare is porn.

Somehow, somewhere, to someone.

Mercutio.

Mercutio.

Shakespeare is porn.

Somehow, somewhere, to someone.

To Nat.

Don't do a joke, Const, don't do a joke.

[Constaniana]

Name: The city of Manassas
Leader: Mayor Pedro Francisco Fernandez III
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: City
Language(s) spoken: Spanish, English
Population: 48,800,420
Description: Manassas has the distinction of having the first battle of the American Civil War fought nearby, unless you're a Yankee devil who calls it the Battle of Bull Run as if it was fought by some Spaniard jackasses or something. The Confederates won, Jackson earned his pimpin' nickname of Stonewall and the Northerners cried or something. The rest of the civil war happened, including another battle at Manassas, where Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee teamed up to open a righteous tin of whoop-ass. After the war ended the town grew and stuff, nothing special. The city supposedly has the highest numbers of used-car dealerships per capita in the east coast, possibly the entire country. It's improved in recent years along with the rest of northern Virginia, but it does have its issues with crime, particularly gang wars between the growing gangs consisting of demons and the previously established human gangs of hicks or illegal immigrants. One of the high schools there is reputed to have lots of hot chicks. The downside is that the high school of hot chicks is also reputed to have lots of syphilis.
Demographics: 50.1% white
11.9% black
5.3% Asian
.1% Native American or Pacific islander
32.6% Latino

Repositing my city app.

[Constaniana]

Considering how Shakespeare is treated nowadays, I'm imagining how porn will be taught in some high school four hundred years from now.

Bullshit, Shakespeare was a writer of actual skill. That the didn't give a single fuck only makes him better; he wasn't writing classics, he was writing entertainment.

Shakespeare is porn.

Somehow, somewhere, to someone.

Mercutio.

Mercutio.

To Nat.

Don't do a joke, Const, don't do a joke.

I'll say all the jokes I want.

Women's rights.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Bullshit, Shakespeare was a writer of actual skill. That the didn't give a single fuck only makes him better; he wasn't writing classics, he was writing entertainment.


Mercutio.

Mercutio.


Don't do a joke, Const, don't do a joke.

I'll say all the jokes I want.

Women's rights.

Congratulations, you are now any asshole at any high school in America.

[Constaniana]

I'll say all the jokes I want.

Women's rights.

Congratulations, you are now any asshole at any high school in America.

I've spent the past two and a half years around said assholes, I would think I should know their jokes by now.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Congratulations, you are now any asshole at any high school in America.

I've spent the past two and a half years around said assholes, I would think I should know their jokes by now.

Don't give in, Const. Be stronger than them.

Resist the asshole, Const!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Bullshit, Shakespeare was a writer of actual skill. That the didn't give a single fuck only makes him better; he wasn't writing classics, he was writing entertainment.


Mercutio.

Mercutio.


Don't do a joke, Const, don't do a joke.

I'll say all the jokes I want.

Women's rights.

Mormonism.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'll say all the jokes I want.

Women's rights.

Mormonism.

A loving God.

(blank stare of nihilism)

[Constaniana]

I've spent the past two and a half years around said assholes, I would think I should know their jokes by now.

Don't give in, Const. Be stronger than them.

Resist the asshole, Const!

Sure thing. *resists Nightkill*

Mormonism.

A loving God.

(blank stare of nihilism)

Pittsburgh is full of kind, loving people.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Swith, I legitimately have no idea if those phrases are from a real language. You could be bullshitting and none would be any the wiser.

[Evraim]

Mormonism.

Pakistan's government.

Shakespeare is porn.

Somehow, somewhere, to someone.

Well, he does have a lot of sex in his plays...

[Constaniana]

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Always interesting to see how it appears like a lot of people I find arguing for Afrikaners to rebel and make their own nationstate have never been to South Africa.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Always interesting to see how it appears like a lot of people I find arguing for Afrikaners to rebel and make their own nationstate have never been to South Africa.

That would be a damn small nation-state.

Probably the size of Pretoria, or thereabouts. The rest of the population would sensibly stay part of the larger more prosperous nation that wouldn't be an international pariah.

[Esternial]

Hey, Simon and Garfunkel, check the Mentor lair.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Hey, Simon and Garfunkel, check the Mentor lair.

Dibs Simon.

'cause Simon says.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hey, Simon and Garfunkel

I don't understand.

[Esternial]

Hey, Simon and Garfunkel

I don't understand.

*shrug* neither do I.

[Individuality-ness]

So I went ahead and bought myself a new iPod Touch (because I'm running out of space on my 32GB), and unfortunately the only place where I could get it without a stupid bundle is on Amazon, which is selling it for over $400.

MOST OTHER STORES WOULD HAVE BEEN SELLING IT FOR A LITTLE OVER $300. DAMN IT, I'M BUYING IT FROM WALMART, EVEN WITH THE FUCKING BUNDLE THAT I'LL NEVER USE.

[Constaniana]

I don't understand.

*shrug* neither do I.

I do.

[Esternial]

So I went ahead and bought myself a new iPod Touch (because I'm running out of space on my 32GB), and unfortunately the only place where I could get it without a stupid bundle is on Amazon, which is selling it for over $400.

MOST OTHER STORES WOULD HAVE BEEN SELLING IT FOR A LITTLE OVER $300. DAMN IT, I'M BUYING IT FROM WALMART, EVEN WITH THE FUCKING BUNDLE THAT I'LL NEVER USE.

Why not just remove something from your iPod?

[Individuality-ness]

So I went ahead and bought myself a new iPod Touch (because I'm running out of space on my 32GB), and unfortunately the only place where I could get it without a stupid bundle is on Amazon, which is selling it for over $400.

MOST OTHER STORES WOULD HAVE BEEN SELLING IT FOR A LITTLE OVER $300. DAMN IT, I'M BUYING IT FROM WALMART, EVEN WITH THE FUCKING BUNDLE THAT I'LL NEVER USE.

Why not just remove something from your iPod?

What, and wreck it?

GAH. Okay, so Walmart's selling the iPod touch as well as a bunch of accessories (e.g. car charger, some sort of audio splitting thing, a freaking carrying case for it, etc.) for around $415. I don't WANT these accessories, I've been using my iPod for ages without them, but no store has simply the iPod itself in stock, which is pissing me off so much. So now I have to shell out extra money for a bunch of accessories that I'll never need. *rages*