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Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:01 am**

Esternial wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I get the occasional TG once in a while, but nothing too much.

Plan on having a sort of mentoring rp for II Mentors so they get used to P2TM, as well as noobs here. It might be a superhero rp, perhaps.

Yes, mechas would be included.

Not just mechas.

We can just choose to include whatever the hell we want to.

It's like a deposit box for every plot element we never got around to using...and I have quite a few.

We will not, however, include a Fleming conquest of the Netherlands and a Walloon genocide.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:02 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Esternial wrote:Not just mechas.

We can just choose to include whatever the hell we want to.

It's like a deposit box for every plot element we never got around to using...and I have quite a few.

We will not, however, include a Fleming conquest of the Netherlands and a Walloon genocide.

Well...fuck you, too!

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:08 am**

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25307255

Ukraine appears fucked.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:19 am**

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25198154

Fairly interesting.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:20 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25307255

Ukraine appears fucked.

Merry hell. It'll be like Egypt all over again, from a Western standpoint.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:23 am**

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25307255

Ukraine appears fucked.

Merry hell. It'll be like Egypt all over again, from a Western standpoint.

Personally, I await Putin himself crossing the border and killing everyone.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:29 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25198154

Fairly interesting.

It's their fault.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:34 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Merry hell. It'll be like Egypt all over again, from a Western standpoint.

Personally, I await Putin himself crossing the border and killing everyone.

The guys on NSG would cheer on him and Shofercia would defend his act with something amongst the lines of "Genociding Ukrainians is a Russian tradition, you propaganda-eating Westerner!"

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:13 am**

Esternial wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25198154

Fairly interesting.

It's their fault.

You say that for everything.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:14 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Esternial wrote:It's their fault.

You say that for everything.

As an Italian, I share Esty's bone against Frenchmen.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:14 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Esternial wrote:It's their fault.

You say that for everything.

That's your fault.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:15 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Even immortal amoral bloodthirsty vampire lords hate Cockneys.

Integra: Enrico Maxwell? That filthy, slimy, arrogant, Italian piece of sh—[Switches to museum] Maxwell! Oh, it's been far too long.
Maxwell: I agree! You're no longer that little girl I used to know; look at all those lines on your face.
Integra: And look at all the brown on your nose! How is the Pope doing?
Maxwell: Better than your failing church.
Integra: Well, not all of us can exploit illegals.
Maxwell: But you don't waste time making money off of Rupert Murdoch!
Alucard: Honestly, if you're going to have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started out with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine-year old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right! Generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God. All over his back.

Queen: Well, well, well. If it isn't Aly. Your skin is still as smooth as the day I felt it on my own.
Alucard: You know it. Reminds me of when I'd keep your bed warm during the Blitz.
Queen: Those were better days. I was younger, beautiful...
Alucard: Ah, shut up you old hag, I'd still wreck you like Diana.
Queen: *soft laughter* Oh, you know exactly what to say to moisten me up.
Sir Penwood: (offscreen) ARGH! I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:19 am**

The Major: Now, I'm sure you're all chomping at the bit to find out what we have in store for you, nein?
Integra: Nazi army.
The Major: ...Wow, just kill all the fun. Put the fun in camps, why don't you?
Alucard: Yeah, ya Fun-Nazi.
Integra: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:22 am**

Rip Van Winkle acts like a Social Justice Warrior and basically embodies Tumblr.

She's literally a Nazi.

I love this.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:28 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Rip Van Winkle acts like a Social Justice Warrior and basically embodies Tumblr.

She's literally a Nazi.

I love this.

We should do an EH spin-off set in WW2 and overload it with Hellsing Abridged references, definitely.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:29 am**

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Rip Van Winkle acts like a Social Justice Warrior and basically embodies Tumblr.

She's literally a Nazi.

I love this.

We should do an EH spin-off set in WW2 and overload it with Hellsing Abridged references, definitely.

Rip starts to sing 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. Really.

Nazi 1: The hell is she singing now?
Nazi 2: I have no idea. I think it was popular a couple years back.
Nazi 3: At least she is no longer going on about the ponies and the friendship and the wrapping of the winter!

Rip: Rainbow, tacos, Doctor Who, Homestuck!

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:31 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:We should do an EH spin-off set in WW2 and overload it with Hellsing Abridged references, definitely.

Rip starts to sing 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. Really.

Nazi 1: The hell is she singing now?
Nazi 2: I have no idea. I think it was popular a couple years back.
Nazi 3: At least she is no longer going on about the ponies and the friendship and the wrapping of the winter!

Rip: Rainbow, tacos, Doctor Who, Homestuck!

So she morphs into the internet as whole.

Beautiful.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:35 am**

Queen: Integra, Alucard.
Alucard: Yes, sugar-lips?
Queen: (sweet, motherly voice) When you find him, and when you kill him, I want you to record it. So I can fall asleep to it every night.
(Beat)
Alucard: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'VE MISSED YOU!

They have an interesting interpretation of Queen Elizabeth.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:40 am**

Abridged Alucard has a Twitter.

https://twitter.com/TheCrimsonFuckr

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:42 am**

Someone just expressed amusement that you would be chosen as a Mentor, Khan. Apparently you give too few flying fucks to make sense as a pick.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:45 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Abridged Alucard has a Twitter.

https://twitter.com/TheCrimsonFuckr

"Gun Control? More like FUN Control!"

Alucard gets it.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:48 am**

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You say that for everything.

As an Italian, I share Esty's bone against Frenchmen.

I do not have a bone against Frenchman. I have an entire skeletal system against them.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:50 am**

G-Tech Corporation wrote:Someone just expressed amusement that you would be chosen as a Mentor, Khan. Apparently you give too few flying fucks to make sense as a pick.

I don't doubt that. :lol:

Link to this discussion?

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:52 am**

Constaniana wrote:
Agritum wrote:As an Italian, I share Esty's bone against Frenchmen.

I do not have a bone against Frenchman. I have an entire skeletal system against them.

You are British. Even your toenails are anti-French.

Posted: **Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:52 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:Someone just expressed amusement that you would be chosen as a Mentor, Khan. Apparently you give too few flying fucks to make sense as a pick.

I don't doubt that.

Link to this discussion?

Heh, it was a TG, which I can't technically share. Hence you getting the gist, not the text. I think you were a great choice personally

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