Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nationstatelandsville]

You know who is impressive?

Henry Clay.

I imagine Jackson, Calhoun, and Clay had (terrifying) adventures in time and space together.

Calhoun, obviously, was Rory.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You know who is impressive?

Henry Clay.

I imagine Jackson, Calhoun, and Clay had (terrifying) adventures in time and space together.

Calhoun, obviously, was Rory.

Jackson as the Doctor?

God help us all.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The real John C. Calhoun would kill everyone.

I've noticed a historical trend for awful people to be both gentlemanly and stupendous badasses.

Hey, I'm an awful person!

[Nationstatelandsville]

I imagine Jackson, Calhoun, and Clay had (terrifying) adventures in time and space together.

Calhoun, obviously, was Rory.

Jackson as the Doctor?

God help us all.

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

"That just isn't sporting! I will destroy you!"

And he would. He would.

I've noticed a historical trend for awful people to be both gentlemanly and stupendous badasses.

Hey, I'm an awful person!

Yet you are neither badass nor gentlemanly.

You're a crippled nerd.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Jackson as the Doctor?

God help us all.

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

"That just isn't sporting! I will destroy you!"

And he would. He would.

Hey, I'm an awful person!

Yet you are neither badass nor gentlemanly.

You're a crippled nerd.

Not so much anymore - my new medication is quite helpful, and I'm effectively cleaned of withdrawal symptoms so much of the pain has subsided.

So I'm happily training again.

The nerd part stays though. That's permanent.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On thinking, I'd attribute some of my health rebound to being out of South Africa. I'm under far less stress now, so I can focus more on maintaining my health and so on.

Plus, it's a huge exercise just trying to get on the trains.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On thinking, I'd attribute some of my health rebound to being out of South Africa. I'm under far less stress now, so I can focus more on maintaining my health and so on.

Plus, it's a huge exercise just trying to get on the trains.

"I can no longer remember how many I've killed."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On thinking, I'd attribute some of my health rebound to being out of South Africa. I'm under far less stress now, so I can focus more on maintaining my health and so on.

Plus, it's a huge exercise just trying to get on the trains.

"I can no longer remember how many I've killed."

The gentlemanly aspect kicks in that I allow ten women to go into the train before I begin killing them.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Okq6V82G_c

Accurate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4

Mandatory to watch.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4

Mandatory to watch.

Alucard: Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that beast of a woman, Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!
(Seras gets stabbed repeatedly by Anderson)
Alucard: Well, kinda like that, only with less symbolism and more my penis in your vagina.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4

Mandatory to watch.

Alucard: Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that beast of a woman, Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!
(Seras gets stabbed repeatedly by Anderson)
Alucard: Well, kinda like that, only with less symbolism and more my penis in your vagina.

Rip Van Winkle: I don't have to take this from you! You racist, cisgendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynistic pig!
(Alucard catches the bullet with his teeth)
Alucard: The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the '40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's NO ONE ALIVE who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle, Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! ''(Clocks her across the jaw.)

[Agritum]

Hellsing Abridged?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hellsing Abridged?

Yep.

[Agritum]

Hellsing Abridged?

Yep.

Sounds hilarious. Must watch it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yep.

Sounds hilarious. Must watch it.

Yes, you must.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Alucard and Anderson's rematch gets sidetracked when Seras leads a tour group consisting of old people directly in their path.

Seras: Right this way, Group B! That's right, right in front of everybody else; you're eighty, you're used to it! We're going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I'm Cockney, I'm uncultured!
Alucard: Uh...welp, my boner's gone.
Anderson: Aye, kind of a mood-killer.
Alucard: Wanna try this again some other time?
Anderson: Of course! Kill you later, you monstrous heathen.
Alucard: You too, ya Catholic sociopath. Whoops, tautology!

[Agritum]

Alucard and Anderson's rematch gets sidetracked when Seras leads a tour group consisting of old people directly in their path.

Seras: Right this way, Group B! That's right, right in front of everybody else; you're eighty, you're used to it! We're going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I'm Cockney, I'm uncultured!
Alucard: Uh...welp, my boner's gone.
Anderson: Aye, kind of a mood-killer.
Alucard: Wanna try this again some other time?
Anderson: Of course! Kill you later, you monstrous heathen.
Alucard: You too, ya Catholic sociopath. Whoops, tautology!

Even immortal amoral bloodthirsty vampire lords hate Cockneys.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Alucard and Anderson's rematch gets sidetracked when Seras leads a tour group consisting of old people directly in their path.

Seras: Right this way, Group B! That's right, right in front of everybody else; you're eighty, you're used to it! We're going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I'm Cockney, I'm uncultured!
Alucard: Uh...welp, my boner's gone.
Anderson: Aye, kind of a mood-killer.
Alucard: Wanna try this again some other time?
Anderson: Of course! Kill you later, you monstrous heathen.
Alucard: You too, ya Catholic sociopath. Whoops, tautology!

Even immortal amoral bloodthirsty vampire lords hate Cockneys.

Integra: Enrico Maxwell? That filthy, slimy, arrogant, Italian piece of sh—[Switches to museum] Maxwell! Oh, it's been far too long.
Maxwell: I agree! You're no longer that little girl I used to know; look at all those lines on your face.
Integra: And look at all the brown on your nose! How is the Pope doing?
Maxwell: Better than your failing church.
Integra: Well, not all of us can exploit illegals.
Maxwell: But you don't waste time making money off of Rupert Murdoch!
Alucard: Honestly, if you're going to have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started out with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine-year old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right! Generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God. All over his back.

[Agritum]

Night, how is your mentoring job going?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Night, how is your mentoring job going?

I get the occasional TG once in a while, but nothing too much.

Plan on having a sort of mentoring rp for II Mentors so they get used to P2TM, as well as noobs here. It might be a superhero rp, perhaps.

Yes, mechas would be included.

[Agritum]

Night, how is your mentoring job going?

I get the occasional TG once in a while, but nothing too much.

Plan on having a sort of mentoring rp for II Mentors so they get used to P2TM, as well as noobs here. It might be a superhero rp, perhaps.

Yes, mechas would be included.

I volunteer as adjutant/punching bag for noobs.

[Tiltjuice]

Night, how is your mentoring job going?

I get the occasional TG once in a while, but nothing too much.

Plan on having a sort of mentoring rp for II Mentors so they get used to P2TM, as well as noobs here. It might be a superhero rp, perhaps.

Yes, mechas would be included.

I might be interested in joining if that's all right.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I get the occasional TG once in a while, but nothing too much.

Plan on having a sort of mentoring rp for II Mentors so they get used to P2TM, as well as noobs here. It might be a superhero rp, perhaps.

Yes, mechas would be included.

I might be interested in joining if that's all right.

If I make it, sure.

[Esternial]

Night, how is your mentoring job going?

I get the occasional TG once in a while, but nothing too much.

Plan on having a sort of mentoring rp for II Mentors so they get used to P2TM, as well as noobs here. It might be a superhero rp, perhaps.

Yes, mechas would be included.

Not just mechas.

We can just choose to include whatever the hell we want to.

It's like a deposit box for every plot element we never got around to using...and I have quite a few.