Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish-Indian


This is terrifying.

No.

No.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish-Indian


This is terrifying.

No.

No.

It's too late, Nat.

[Constaniana]

What is weird, however, is seeing an American try to say it.

It just sounds wrong.

It's like a Brit saying "soccer" or "mom".

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish-Indian


This is terrifying.

Instead of tossing trees they toss trains.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What is weird, however, is seeing an American try to say it.

It just sounds wrong.

It's like a Brit saying "soccer" or "mom".

Whenever a Brit says "soccer", you can hear their soul break.

[Constaniana]

It's like a Brit saying "soccer" or "mom".

Whenever a Brit says "soccer", you can hear their soul break.

I'm only able to say it because my dad's American, and it still feels like vomiting the few times I've been forced to use such a foul word. Even hearing it still pains me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Whenever a Brit says "soccer", you can hear their soul break.

I'm only able to say it because my dad's American, and it still feels like vomiting the few times I've been forced to use such a foul word. Even hearing it still pains me.

Cry, Scotsman.

Cry!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I was about to bitch at Indi to post, then I realised I'm up.

Whoops.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish-Indian


This is terrifying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Indians

This as well.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish-Indian


This is terrifying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Indians

This as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russians_in_India

Let's not even get into this.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish-Indian


This is terrifying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Indians

This as well.

I wonder what curried potatoes tastes like.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Indians

This as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russians_in_India

Let's not even get into this.

GOD IS DEAD.

GOD IS DEAD.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Indians

This as well.

I wonder what curried potatoes tastes like.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russians_in_India

Let's not even get into this.

GOD IS DEAD.

GOD IS DEAD.

I've mentioned that trip I took as a lad across the subcontinent, yeah?

Met a Russian guy who moved here, married a local Indian girl and became a Hindu.

He was an absolute badass and somewhat insane. I worked on his farm for a while for money and we would practise martial arts together, and we would go out to his personal shooting ranch together.

His children were also highly trained in martial arts and shooting as well.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I wonder what curried potatoes tastes like.


GOD IS DEAD.

GOD IS DEAD.

I've mentioned that trip I took as a lad across the subcontinent, yeah?

Met a Russian guy who moved here, married a local Indian girl and became a Hindu.

He was an absolute badass and somewhat insane. I worked on his farm for a while for money and we would practise martial arts together, and we would go out to his personal shooting ranch together.

His children were also highly trained in martial arts and shooting as well.

I think you've mentioned him before, around Arc 3.

Now, if anyone else mentioned this, I would be terrified. But with you, this sounds like a normal Tuesday.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I've mentioned that trip I took as a lad across the subcontinent, yeah?

Met a Russian guy who moved here, married a local Indian girl and became a Hindu.

He was an absolute badass and somewhat insane. I worked on his farm for a while for money and we would practise martial arts together, and we would go out to his personal shooting ranch together.

His children were also highly trained in martial arts and shooting as well.

I think you've mentioned him before, around Arc 3.

Now, if anyone else mentioned this, I would be terrified. But with you, this sounds like a normal Tuesday.

I think my interest in Russian culture and the Soviet Union itself started here. I was interested in Communism before, and Russia was just there tangentially, as the "main" Communist country (because the Chinks, as I had called them, could fuck off). But then I developed an interest in Russia itself.

He's a good man. I found him a few months ago on social media and we communicate once in a while. I've been planning to go up to his farm sometime to meet him again, and also his kids, though they're adults now and have kids of their own.

[Nude East Ireland]

He's a good man. I found him a few months ago on social media and we communicate once in a while. I've been planning to go up to his farm sometime to meet him again, and also his kids, though they're adults now and have kids of their own.

And one day he shall return to his ancestral homeland to face Vladimir Putin in one-on-one combat.

[Nationstatelandsville]

He's a good man. I found him a few months ago on social media and we communicate once in a while. I've been planning to go up to his farm sometime to meet him again, and also his kids, though they're adults now and have kids of their own.

And one day he shall return to his ancestral homeland to face Vladimir Putin in one-on-one combat.

And they shall sing songs and tell tales of him for generations to come, the Putinslayer.

[Constaniana]

I wonder what curried potatoes tastes like.


GOD IS DEAD.

GOD IS DEAD.

I've mentioned that trip I took as a lad across the subcontinent, yeah?

Met a Russian guy who moved here, married a local Indian girl and became a Hindu.

He was an absolute badass and somewhat insane. I worked on his farm for a while for money and we would practise martial arts together, and we would go out to his personal shooting ranch together.

His children were also highly trained in martial arts and shooting as well.

Why does India even need an organized military? You could fight off an invasion from any country on earth with about a dozen people you find wandering around the country. I'm starting to think the only reason we managed to conquer you lot was with giant steampunk mecha or daleks.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I've mentioned that trip I took as a lad across the subcontinent, yeah?

Met a Russian guy who moved here, married a local Indian girl and became a Hindu.

He was an absolute badass and somewhat insane. I worked on his farm for a while for money and we would practise martial arts together, and we would go out to his personal shooting ranch together.

His children were also highly trained in martial arts and shooting as well.

Why does India even need an organized military? You could fight off an invasion from any country on earth with about a dozen people you find wandering around the country. I'm starting to think the only reason we managed to conquer you lot was with giant steampunk mecha or daleks.

You took India, because India allowed it.

[Constaniana]

Why does India even need an organized military? You could fight off an invasion from any country on earth with about a dozen people you find wandering around the country. I'm starting to think the only reason we managed to conquer you lot was with giant steampunk mecha or daleks.

You took India, because India allowed it.

They wanted trains.

[Agritum]

I wonder what curried potatoes tastes like.


GOD IS DEAD.

GOD IS DEAD.

I've mentioned that trip I took as a lad across the subcontinent, yeah?

Met a Russian guy who moved here, married a local Indian girl and became a Hindu.

He was an absolute badass and somewhat insane. I worked on his farm for a while for money and we would practise martial arts together, and we would go out to his personal shooting ranch together.

His children were also highly trained in martial arts and shooting as well.

Holy fuck, this is beautiful.

On a partially unrelated note, did us Italians invade India, too?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I've mentioned that trip I took as a lad across the subcontinent, yeah?

Met a Russian guy who moved here, married a local Indian girl and became a Hindu.

He was an absolute badass and somewhat insane. I worked on his farm for a while for money and we would practise martial arts together, and we would go out to his personal shooting ranch together.

His children were also highly trained in martial arts and shooting as well.

Holy fuck, this is beautiful.

On a partially unrelated note, did us Italians invade India, too?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonia_Gandhi

[Agritum]

Holy fuck, this is beautiful.

On a partially unrelated note, did us Italians invade India, too?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonia_Gandhi

Eccellente.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I've mentioned that trip I took as a lad across the subcontinent, yeah?

Met a Russian guy who moved here, married a local Indian girl and became a Hindu.

He was an absolute badass and somewhat insane. I worked on his farm for a while for money and we would practise martial arts together, and we would go out to his personal shooting ranch together.

His children were also highly trained in martial arts and shooting as well.

Why does India even need an organized military? You could fight off an invasion from any country on earth with about a dozen people you find wandering around the country. I'm starting to think the only reason we managed to conquer you lot was with giant steampunk mecha or daleks.

India keeps an organised military because Pakistan still keeps Indian roots and culture, and also breeds crazy people.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Why does India even need an organized military? You could fight off an invasion from any country on earth with about a dozen people you find wandering around the country. I'm starting to think the only reason we managed to conquer you lot was with giant steampunk mecha or daleks.

India keeps an organised military because Pakistan still keeps Indian roots and culture, and also breeds crazy people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_Abdul_Ghaffar_Khan

This particular Pakistani was crazy in the best ways and was a fantastic human being.

[Constaniana]

Why does India even need an organized military? You could fight off an invasion from any country on earth with about a dozen people you find wandering around the country. I'm starting to think the only reason we managed to conquer you lot was with giant steampunk mecha or daleks.

India keeps an organised military because Pakistan still keeps Indian roots and culture, and also breeds crazy people.

Touché.

India keeps an organised military because Pakistan still keeps Indian roots and culture, and also breeds crazy people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_Abdul_Ghaffar_Khan

This particular Pakistani was crazy in the best ways and was a fantastic human being.

I didn't think you could ever praise a Pakistani.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

India keeps an organised military because Pakistan still keeps Indian roots and culture, and also breeds crazy people.

Touché.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_Abdul_Ghaffar_Khan

This particular Pakistani was crazy in the best ways and was a fantastic human being.

I didn't think you could ever praise a Pakistani.

All kidding aside, I am perfectly fine with individual Pakistanis. Many of them are great and good people. Most of them are cunts, just like all of the human race. No matter what our relationships may be, Pakistanis and Indians are one people and we really should actually be friends rather than this contest of dickery.

But the government sucks ass.