Agritum wrote:
It goes both ways, Brit.
Incidentally, my old English mothertongue teacher was from Durham.
It's not in Yorkshire; therefore this just reinforces my Yorkshireman superiority.
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by Constaniana » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:13 am
Agritum wrote:
It goes both ways, Brit.
Incidentally, my old English mothertongue teacher was from Durham.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Agritum » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:03 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:28 pm
Agritum wrote:So, I'm playing XCOM:The Enemy Within.
One of my randomly generated rookie soldiers is an Indian guy. He was supposed to lead a four-man team of other clueless rookies in a desperate assault on a downed alien battleship (the experienced soldiers had all been wounded/killed in the precedent missions.)
I kinda expected that they would have all died, given that they were a band of greenhorns with shitty starting weapons and that they were going to face some motherfuckingly insidious alien types.
That Indian guy proved me wrong.
The moment the aliens started surrounding and attacking the team, the Indian rookie started blowing their brains out with absurdly precise bursts from his shitty assault rifle. He managed to headshot a Floater (alien cyborg with jetpack) which was at the other side of a 15 meters long room.
The mission ended, with the aliens slaughtered and with no XCOM casualties. The Indian got promoted to the rank of "Squaddie", which actually made me enraged: he deserved much more than some shitty low ranking promotion.
Then, a few days after, an organization of alien-worshippers called EXALT (they're kinda like the Illuminati/NWO) started pestering XCOM and the whole world with terrorist attacks and sabotage on XCOM assets. XCOM found one of their terrorist cells in Mexico, and decided to send a covert agent there to learn what the crazy cultists were up to. Without minding much about who I was sending, I chose the first person on the soldiers' list and sent them there.
Fast forward to a few days after: XCOM has received an emergency call from said covert agent, and has sent a strike team composed by their best soldiers to extract him from the small Mexican town he's blocked in.
XCOM's soldiers arrive in the town, and quickly engage in combat with the EXALT operatives, who proceed to surround them and pin them down with heavy weapons fire, and the American lieutenant leading the team is about to get gunned down by one of EXALT's men.
Then, a dude wearing a badass trenchcoat bursts in the scene by jumping out of a window, landing on the ground below and capping the EXALT operative in the head with a well-placed laser pistol shot, saving the wounded Lieutenant's life. He's the covert agent.
And he's the Indian guy from before.
With his help, the soldiers manage to defeat the EXALT operatives, who commit suicide instead of letting themselves get captured by XCOM. The mission is a complete success, and XCOM now knows even more things about the shadowy EXALT terrorists, other than having managed to quash down one of their terrorist cells. The agent gets lauded by everyone in the team, and manages to get another promotion.
It was only when I went to check the promotion in the guy's character screen that I realized that his surname was Khan.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Agritum » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Agritum wrote:So, I'm playing XCOM:The Enemy Within.
One of my randomly generated rookie soldiers is an Indian guy. He was supposed to lead a four-man team of other clueless rookies in a desperate assault on a downed alien battleship (the experienced soldiers had all been wounded/killed in the precedent missions.)
I kinda expected that they would have all died, given that they were a band of greenhorns with shitty starting weapons and that they were going to face some motherfuckingly insidious alien types.
That Indian guy proved me wrong.
The moment the aliens started surrounding and attacking the team, the Indian rookie started blowing their brains out with absurdly precise bursts from his shitty assault rifle. He managed to headshot a Floater (alien cyborg with jetpack) which was at the other side of a 15 meters long room.
The mission ended, with the aliens slaughtered and with no XCOM casualties. The Indian got promoted to the rank of "Squaddie", which actually made me enraged: he deserved much more than some shitty low ranking promotion.
Then, a few days after, an organization of alien-worshippers called EXALT (they're kinda like the Illuminati/NWO) started pestering XCOM and the whole world with terrorist attacks and sabotage on XCOM assets. XCOM found one of their terrorist cells in Mexico, and decided to send a covert agent there to learn what the crazy cultists were up to. Without minding much about who I was sending, I chose the first person on the soldiers' list and sent them there.
Fast forward to a few days after: XCOM has received an emergency call from said covert agent, and has sent a strike team composed by their best soldiers to extract him from the small Mexican town he's blocked in.
XCOM's soldiers arrive in the town, and quickly engage in combat with the EXALT operatives, who proceed to surround them and pin them down with heavy weapons fire, and the American lieutenant leading the team is about to get gunned down by one of EXALT's men.
Then, a dude wearing a badass trenchcoat bursts in the scene by jumping out of a window, landing on the ground below and capping the EXALT operative in the head with a well-placed laser pistol shot, saving the wounded Lieutenant's life. He's the covert agent.
And he's the Indian guy from before.
With his help, the soldiers manage to defeat the EXALT operatives, who commit suicide instead of letting themselves get captured by XCOM. The mission is a complete success, and XCOM now knows even more things about the shadowy EXALT terrorists, other than having managed to quash down one of their terrorist cells. The agent gets lauded by everyone in the team, and manages to get another promotion.
It was only when I went to check the promotion in the guy's character screen that I realized that his surname was Khan.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:42 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:01 pm
Norvenia wrote:I was reading back over AWB Arc 1 today. That was a damn fine RP, in the early going especially.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Norvenia » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:04 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:21 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Agritum » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:41 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:As a side note, I highly recommend you all watch The Wire. It's very good.
Something that gives me a pleasant surprise is how they don't refrain from putting non-whites in lead roles or making them the majority of the cast. Many shows will do that.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:52 pm
Norvenia wrote:I second this recommendation.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:16 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:24 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I also recommend Doctor Who, Breaking Bad and Fullmetal Alchemist.
To be honest, I especially recommend Breaking Bad.
Listen, it looks cool and all, but I no longer consider someone a human being until they've seen John Hurt run a Dalek over in a police box.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:30 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:48 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:53 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nat, post IC.
by Liriena » Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:29 pm
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:59 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:02 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Carry has turned out to be a character much more interesting when I revisit him.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:03 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Carry has turned out to be a character much more interesting when I revisit him.
He had to be flat before - most AWB characters did. All the attention was being devoted to Gabriel and Peter's characters, with good reason.
Like, you look at Earl, and he's one-note the whole time; but worked. Flat characters are a necessity.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:10 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25088134
Admittedly, this could be made into a TV show.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:12 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:13 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:...Are we reading the same news story?
I just came off from an episode of The Wire.
Mentally I'm envisioning a South African copper working desperately to find links against this Czech businessman, catching him and beating him in a rage.
There's a TV show episode right there.
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