Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hugh: Since when, Glenn, does the Secretary of State for Social Affairs have to find out from the fucking press that every morning at 8:30 I'm being fisted up to the gallbladder by a bald man?

All of Hugh's lines become very funny when you find out about his actor.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hugh: Since when, Glenn, does the Secretary of State for Social Affairs have to find out from the fucking press that every morning at 8:30 I'm being fisted up to the gallbladder by a bald man?

All of Hugh's lines become very funny when you find out about his actor.

Glenn is a good sidekick for Malcolm; it's too bad they rarely have scenes together.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hugh: Since when, Glenn, does the Secretary of State for Social Affairs have to find out from the fucking press that every morning at 8:30 I'm being fisted up to the gallbladder by a bald man?

All of Hugh's lines become very funny when you find out about his actor.

Glenn is a good sidekick for Malcolm; it's too bad they rarely have scenes together.

Malcolm: I don't fucking hit women.
Ollie: Apart from Glenn.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It's why I want to see his reactions to the global events of EH.

I have the urge to write this oneshot.

I also know that the second I begin said oneshot, it will become a full on spin off rp called The Thick of EH or some such.

Nat, stop me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Glenn is a good sidekick for Malcolm; it's too bad they rarely have scenes together.

Malcolm: I don't fucking hit women.
Ollie: Apart from Glenn.

Glenn: "I might be needed.

(palpable despair)

I've been needed in the past."

I have the urge to write this oneshot.

I also know that the second I begin said oneshot, it will become a full on spin off rp called The Thick of EH or some such.

Nat, stop me.

No.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Malcolm: I don't fucking hit women.
Ollie: Apart from Glenn.

Glenn: "I might be needed.

(palpable despair)

I've been needed in the past."

Nat, stop me.

No.

It's disturbing how easy it is to write Malcolm.

I think everyone has a Tucker deep inside.

[Liriena]

Fucking language barrier means all these utterly not-witty jokes will be lost on you.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fucking language barrier means all these utterly not-witty jokes will be lost on you.

I can understand Spanish, somewhat.

He's talking way too fucking fast.

[Liriena]

Glenn: "I might be needed.

(palpable despair)

I've been needed in the past."


No.

It's disturbing how easy it is to write Malcolm.

I think everyone has a Tucker deep inside.

I'd say Spanish-speaking Tuckers are skin-deep within most Argies. We're a potty-mouthed bunch.

Fucking language barrier means all these utterly not-witty jokes will be lost on you.

I can understand Spanish, somewhat.

He's talking way too fucking fast.

I'd offer to give you a translation, but I'm too scared of displeasing you (even more).

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It's disturbing how easy it is to write Malcolm.

I think everyone has a Tucker deep inside.

I'd say Spanish-speaking Tuckers are skin-deep within most Argies. We're a potty-mouthed bunch.

I can understand Spanish, somewhat.

He's talking way too fucking fast.

I'd offer to give you a translation, but I'm too scared of displeasing you (even more).

Ah, but Malcolm Tucker is intelligent.

And sure, translate.

Yesterday I was posting Spanish swears in the Ankh Mauta RMB. You should have joined in.

[Condunum]

Fucking language barrier means all these utterly not-witty jokes will be lost on you.

I love this. Is this like some form of South American SNL?

[Liriena]

Ah, but Malcolm Tucker is intelligent.

Ah, that narrows it down to Engineering, Medicine and Exact Sciences students from the UBA. It also means I'm a few steps below. Probably Glenn-level.

And sure, translate.

Give me a sec.

Yesterday I was posting Spanish swears in the Ankh Mauta RMB. You should have joined in.

Damn... with my repertoire of Pinti insults. >:3

Fucking language barrier means all these utterly not-witty jokes will be lost on you.

I love this. Is this like some form of South American SNL?

Kinda, except unlike SNL, the main focus of this show is informing. It combines documentaries on social, political and economic problems in Argieland and comedic skits, mostly lousy impersonations of notorious politicians, both Kirchnerists and anti-Kirchnerists.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fucking language barrier means all these utterly not-witty jokes will be lost on you.

I love this. Is this like some form of South American SNL?

If it's Argie, it explains my lack of understanding. Argie/Uruguayan Spanish is very weird for me.

I understand Mexican Spanish, but it sounds dirty to me. I dislike the accent.

Puerto Ricans tend to be understandable-ish, due to the heavy amounts of English they tend to employ.

I like Colombian Spanish the best though. Very clear.

[Condunum]

Ah, but Malcolm Tucker is intelligent.

Ah, that narrows it down to Engineering, Medicine and Exact Sciences students from the UBA. It also means I'm a few steps below. Probably Glenn-level.

And sure, translate.

Give me a sec.

Yesterday I was posting Spanish swears in the Ankh Mauta RMB. You should have joined in.

Damn... with my repertoire of Pinti insults. >:3

I love this. Is this like some form of South American SNL?

Kinda, except unlike SNL, the main focus of this show is informing. It combines documentaries on social, political and economic problems in Argieland and comedic skits, mostly lousy impersonations of notorious politicians, both Kirchnerists and anti-Kirchnerists.

Well I figured as much, considering that the jokes were very accurate in regards to reality.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yesterday I was posting Spanish swears in the Ankh Mauta RMB. You should have joined in.

Damn... with my repertoire of Pinti insults. >:3

You can still - just go on and start posting insults and translations. I like adding to my list.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I love this. Is this like some form of South American SNL?

If it's Argie, it explains my lack of understanding. Argie/Uruguayan Spanish is very weird for me.

I understand Mexican Spanish, but it sounds dirty to me. I dislike the accent.

Puerto Ricans tend to be understandable-ish, due to the heavy amounts of English they tend to employ.

I like Colombian Spanish the best though. Very clear.

Puerto Rican slang is fun though.

I've always been waiting for a chance for Sanchez to break it out.

[Liriena]

Ah, that narrows it down to Engineering, Medicine and Exact Sciences students from the UBA. It also means I'm a few steps below. Probably Glenn-level.


Give me a sec.


Damn... with my repertoire of Pinti insults. >:3


Kinda, except unlike SNL, the main focus of this show is informing. It combines documentaries on social, political and economic problems in Argieland and comedic skits, mostly lousy impersonations of notorious politicians, both Kirchnerists and anti-Kirchnerists.

Well I figured as much, considering that the jokes were very accurate in regards to reality.

The show is good, but sometimes the script for the skits falls flat, and Jorge Lanata stretches the facts a bit too thin to suit his hype.

[Liriena]

Alright... the guy in the brown suit with the orange tie at the beginning is Jorge Lanata, one of our most (in)famous journalists. He's the host of the show "Journalism for Everybody" (a title aimed at mocking the "X for Everybody" social programs that Kirchnerist has introduced over the years).

The skit in question involves an actor impersonating our Chancellor (Argie equivalent of the Secretary of State), Hector Timerman, also-known as Argieland's first Iran-friendly Jew, speaking to the UN's General Assembly, expressing the Kirchnerist government's bafflement at the UN's criticism of Argieland's recent judicial reform.

"Good afternoon. With respect to the UN's sayings regarding our judicial reform, I have brought you an official statement through which I wish to express, as Chancellor, my gratitude for the interest of this organization in our country... but I also want you to know that I don't give three fucks about the UN's opinion! If you don't like our judicial reform, you can go whine to the Fucking Supreme Tribunal of the Unholy Supreme Court of Your Mother, and if you'd prefer it, I'll gladly send you an admonishment, sons and daughters of a wagon belonging to a train loaded to the brim with a billion whores! Yeah, you may be two hundred nations up against us, but I'm telling you to go fuck yourselves in three... two... UNO! Yeah, with a little pun and all! And the Speaker! Brazilian and Speaker, she dares come here and criticise us 'cause she's mad? You mad? Tough shit! You ain't got a queen (Maxima of the Netherlands), you ain't got a pope and you ain't got Messi! Who the fuck do you have? Stop busting my balls! Stop busting my balls! What are you all staring at?! Do you want a piece of me?! Yankee! Yeah, you! What's up, Yankee?! Next time you come here, on top of your planes, we'll give all of your marines a full cavity search too! Who am I missing?! Oh, I'm looking at our friend from Chile! Chilean, you fucking land-thief! Land-thief! Your country is shaped like a sausage! Chile? ARGENTINA! Chile? ARGENTINA!"

*break*

"What does it say there... ? Burundi?! BURUNDI?! Are you fucking with me?! You're named Burundi and you come here to criticise us?! This is a fucking joke! And you, India! What's up with that face, India? You know that face... that's the face I make when I'm eating a fucking barbecue! Yeah, cow meat! Antigua and Barbuda?! Antigua and Barbuda?! Who the fuck is your president?! Lilita Carrió (Argie opposition leader known for being kind of a Glenn Beck)?! Stop fucking with me! Don't bust my balls! Macedonia?! There's a country... ?! You're called Macedonia?! Stop fucking around! You're named after a fruit salad! This ain't serious! This ain't serious! The two hundred countries can form a line and take turns sucking my balls! Good afternoon."

[Liriena]

If it's Argie, it explains my lack of understanding. Argie/Uruguayan Spanish is very weird for me.

I understand Mexican Spanish, but it sounds dirty to me. I dislike the accent.

Puerto Ricans tend to be understandable-ish, due to the heavy amounts of English they tend to employ.

I like Colombian Spanish the best though. Very clear.

Puerto Rican slang is fun though.

I've always been waiting for a chance for Sanchez to break it out.

Argie Spanish steals a lot from Italian, so it's not surprising it may come off as weird. But if you think Argie Spanish is weird, wait until you hear Chilean Spanish.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Alright... the guy in the brown suit with the orange tie at the beginning is Jorge Lanata, one of our most (in)famous journalists. He's the host of the show "Journalism for Everybody" (a title aimed at mocking the "X for Everybody" social programs that Kirchnerist has introduced over the years).

The skit in question involves an actor impersonating our Chancellor (Argie equivalent of the Secretary of State), Hector Timerman, also-known as Argieland's first Iran-friendly Jew, speaking to the UN's General Assembly, expressing the Kirchnerist government's bafflement at the UN's criticism of Argieland's recent judicial reform.

"Good afternoon. With respect to the UN's sayings regarding our judicial reform, I have brought you an official statement through which I wish to express, as Chancellor, my gratitude for the interest of this organization in our country... but I also want you to know that I don't give three fucks about the UN's opinion! If you don't like our judicial reform, you can go whine to the Fucking Supreme Tribunal of the Unholy Supreme Court of Your Mother, and if you'd prefer it, I'll gladly send you an admonishment, sons and daughters of a wagon belonging to a train loaded to the brim with a billion whores! Yeah, you may be two hundred nations up against us, but I'm telling you to go fuck yourselves in three... two... UNO! Yeah, with a little pun and all! And the Speaker! Brazilian and Speaker, she dares come here and criticise us 'cause she's mad? You mad? Tough shit! You ain't got a queen (Maxima of the Netherlands), you ain't got a pope and you ain't got Messi! Who the fuck do you have? Stop busting my balls! Stop busting my balls! What are you all staring at?! Do you want a piece of me?! Yankee! Yeah, you! What's up, Yankee?! Next time you come here, on top of your planes, we'll give all of your marines a full cavity search too! Who am I missing?! Oh, I'm looking at our friend from Chile! Chilean, you fucking land-thief! Land-thief! Your country is shaped like a sausage! Chile? ARGENTINA! Chile? ARGENTINA!"

*break*

"What does it say there... ? Burundi?! BURUNDI?! Are you fucking with me?! You're named Burundi and you come here to criticise us?! This is a fucking joke! And you, India! What's up with that face, India? You know that face... that's the face I make when I'm eating a fucking barbecue! Yeah, cow meat! Antigua and Barbuda?! Antigua and Barbuda?! Who the fuck is your president?! Lilita Carrió (Argie opposition leader known for being kind of a Glenn Beck)?! Stop fucking with me! Don't bust my balls! Macedonia?! There's a country... ?! You're called Macedonia?! Stop fucking around! You're named after a fruit salad! This ain't serious! This ain't serious! The two hundred countries can form a line and take turns sucking my balls! Good afternoon."

[Liriena]

They did another skit after Kirchner fell out of the top 20 in Forbes' most powerful women ranking.

[Agritum]

I wonder if there are Demon equivalents of MLK and Malcolm X.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I wonder if there are Demon equivalents of MLK and Malcolm X.

Probably many. Write about them.

[Agritum]

I wonder if there are Demon equivalents of MLK and Malcolm X.

Probably many. Write about them.

I'd have to read-up more about them, then.

[Constaniana]

Is that a kind of burrito?

Silly Nat... burritos are for brown people. We Argies eat sushi and pizza with champagne.

Don't lie. Your country is deep in the Brown-Peopleosphere.