Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Constaniana]

My South African friend sent me a lot of these.

78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My South African friend sent me a lot of these.

78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.

I'd also like to confirm he is black himself, like you guys give a shit.

Q: What do you call a black bloke with a regular job, who sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate

[Constaniana]

I'd also like to confirm he is black himself, like you guys give a shit.

Q: What do you call a black bloke with a regular job, who sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate

Yes, because if he was right I would be horribly offended. After all, such levels of racism would be a crime, and crime is for the coloureds.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I just realized something.

Out of the English-Scot-Virginian, Indian, Southern Jew, etc., etc. only I write with noticeable local quirks.

Motherfucker.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I just realized something.

Out of the English-Scot-Virginian, Indian, Southern Jew, etc., etc. only I write with noticeable local quirks.

Motherfucker.

I make active efforts not to write with local quirks though.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I just realized something.

Out of the English-Scot-Virginian, Indian, Southern Jew, etc., etc. only I write with noticeable local quirks.

Motherfucker.

I make active efforts not to write with local quirks though.

That's because your hell-tongue is indecipherable to mortals.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I make active efforts not to write with local quirks though.

That's because your hell-tongue is indecipherable to mortals.

The main local quirk I note with you is your bizarre use of "anymore".

[Nationstatelandsville]

That's because your hell-tongue is indecipherable to mortals.

The main local quirk I note with you is your bizarre use of "anymore".

Oh, yinz have no idea how much I could do.

In general, I don't have much of an accent - perhaps a local pitch or what-have-you, but few people I know have an all-out Pittsburgh accent. (As I mentioned earlier, most of them tend to be older.)

You can recognize them by the fact that they sound like a lead-poisoned Chicagoan fucking a mule.

[Constaniana]

I just realized something.

Out of the English-Scot-Virginian, Indian, Southern Jew, etc., etc. only I write with noticeable local quirks.

Motherfucker.

Henceforth I shall start mocking the inbred westerners, while secretly being glad for their existence, since you can get much bigger and better fireworks there. Maybe throw in some more aye's too, eh laddie?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I just realized something.

Out of the English-Scot-Virginian, Indian, Southern Jew, etc., etc. only I write with noticeable local quirks.

Motherfucker.

Henceforth I shall start mocking the inbred westerners, while secretly being glad for their existence, since you can get much bigger and better fireworks there. Maybe throw in some more aye's too, eh laddie?

I'll shove the biggest and best firework I can find in your ass.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Henceforth I shall start mocking the inbred westerners, while secretly being glad for their existence, since you can get much bigger and better fireworks there. Maybe throw in some more aye's too, eh laddie?

I'll shove the biggest and best firework I can find in your ass.

Oh my.

[Constaniana]

Henceforth I shall start mocking the inbred westerners, while secretly being glad for their existence, since you can get much bigger and better fireworks there. Maybe throw in some more aye's too, eh laddie?

I'll shove the biggest and best firework I can find in your ass.

And you'd be arrested, since we still have sodomy laws down here, you Yankee deviant.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.gamespot.com/news/russian-go ... es-6415492

The Russian Mass Effect consists of President Putin fighting against the Reaper-Bears.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'll shove the biggest and best firework I can find in your ass.

And you'd be arrested, since we still have sodomy laws down here, you Yankee deviant.

Bitch, this is home state of Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and James "Doughface" Buchanan.

Of course we have sodomy laws here.

[Constaniana]

And you'd be arrested, since we still have sodomy laws down here, you Yankee deviant.

Bitch, this is home state of Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and James "Doughface" Buchanan.

Of course we have sodomy laws here.

I see you only have one president on that list, and a bad one at that. Here in the Old Dominion, we breed much better presidents, as well as more of them.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Bitch, this is home state of Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and James "Doughface" Buchanan.

Of course we have sodomy laws here.

I see you only have one president on that list, and a bad one at that. Here in the Old Dominion, we breed much better presidents, as well as more of them.

Sure, keep telling yourself that matters, but remember - the current president? He's from Illinois. Your title means nothing.

[Constaniana]

I see you only have one president on that list, and a bad one at that. Here in the Old Dominion, we breed much better presidents, as well as more of them.

Sure, keep telling yourself that matters, but remember - the current president? He's from Illinois. Your title means nothing.

I don't think Honolulu is in Illinois.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Sure, keep telling yourself that matters, but remember - the current president? He's from Illinois. Your title means nothing.

I don't think Honolulu is in Illinois.

I don't think that matters.

[Constaniana]

I don't think Honolulu is in Illinois.

I don't think that matters.

But this matter of which state claims Obama is pointless for me, since we're both members of the Left-handed master race. El victorio, muchacho.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I don't think that matters.

But this matter of which state claims Obama is pointless for me, since we're both members of the Left-handed master race. El victorio, muchacho.

Freaks.

[Constaniana]

But this matter of which state claims Obama is pointless for me, since we're both members of the Left-handed master race. El victorio, muchacho.

Freaks.

This is coming from you, of all people.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Freaks.

This is coming from you, of all people.

Hey, fuck, I use the correct hand.

We should go back to the good ol' days, where the nuns would beat you leftie beasts into ambidexterity.

[Constaniana]

This is coming from you, of all people.

Hey, fuck, I use the correct hand.

We should go back to the good ol' days, where the nuns would beat you leftie beasts into ambidexterity.

You can't lecture me about correctness when you can't even spell centre right.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hey, fuck, I use the correct hand.

We should go back to the good ol' days, where the nuns would beat you leftie beasts into ambidexterity.

You can't lecture me about correctness when you can't even spell centre right.

I'm going to drown you in Boston harbor.

[Constaniana]

You can't lecture me about correctness when you can't even spell centre right.

I'm going to drown you in Boston harbor.

All the wasted tea floating around in there will merely make me regenerate into something stronger than you could ever imagine.