Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I see.

Night, the Indian National Football Team is rated with a single star out of five on FIFA 14. I guess you Indians don't really enjoy The Beautiful Game.

I remember a few decades ago we were kicked out of the world cup for not having shoes.

India doesn't do football, to my constant irritation. I like cricket, but it seems like it eclipses every other sport here, even hockey.

With the exception of Calcutta. Calcutta does do football.

[Individuality-ness]

Agri, Con, Indi, Swith and Esty, I'll probably be throwing you guys in a more action-y plot soon. Any objections?

No. You remember my distaste for battle scenes though.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Agri, Con, Indi, Swith and Esty, I'll probably be throwing you guys in a more action-y plot soon. Any objections?

No. You remember my distaste for battle scenes though.

Actually, I didn't (points at head), but now I do and will make a note.

[Constaniana]

ARSEnal may be my second most hated football team, right now. First one is Juventus.

I see.

You cheeky bugger, you.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I see.

You cheeky bugger, you.

I have no idea what you could mean.

[Individuality-ness]

No. You remember my distaste for battle scenes though.

Actually, I didn't (points at head), but now I do and will make a note.

Thanks so much. So glad that no alien sucked out your brains today, truly I'm glad.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Actually, I didn't (points at head), but now I do and will make a note.

Thanks so much. So glad that no alien sucked out your brains today, truly I'm glad.

Clearly the alien would explode after having tried to eat so much.

Or starved. I'll go with the former though.

[Constaniana]

You cheeky bugger, you.

I have no idea what you could mean.

You're a formic with large amounts of surface area on your posterior. *nods*

[Individuality-ness]

Thanks so much. So glad that no alien sucked out your brains today, truly I'm glad.

Clearly the alien would explode after having tried to eat so much.

Or starved. I'll go with the former though.

You're so modest, Night.

[Agritum]

Night, the Indian National Football Team is rated with a single star out of five on FIFA 14. I guess you Indians don't really enjoy The Beautiful Game.

I remember a few decades ago we were kicked out of the world cup for not having shoes.

India doesn't do football, to my constant irritation. I like cricket, but it seems like it eclipses every other sport here, even hockey.

With the exception of Calcutta. Calcutta does do football.

Though your most prestigious football teams are all based in Goa, apparently.

I see.

You cheeky bugger, you.

At least my favourite team got qualified into the Champions League, owned Borussia Dortmund's (the vice-champions of last year) collective asses, and maintains the first place in a football championship which is much more difficult than "beat Celtic two times".

Yes, this is me dissing you, Const

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Clearly the alien would explode after having tried to eat so much.

Or starved. I'll go with the former though.

You're so modest, Night.

I'm merely stating fact. After all, I am Asian.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I remember a few decades ago we were kicked out of the world cup for not having shoes.

India doesn't do football, to my constant irritation. I like cricket, but it seems like it eclipses every other sport here, even hockey.

With the exception of Calcutta. Calcutta does do football.

Though your most prestigious football teams are all based in Goa, apparently.

Makes sense, because Portugal left some of their heritage behind.

[Individuality-ness]

You're so modest, Night.

I'm merely stating fact. After all, I am Asian.

And Indian. *nod*

[Agritum]

Though your most prestigious football teams are all based in Goa, apparently.

Makes sense, because Portugal left some of their heritage behind.

Portugal is famous for their haughty behaviour every time they participate in a World Cup, simply due to the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo plays for them. They routinely get their asses kicked bad.

Spain does the same. Though the problem is the fact that they can actually play football.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Makes sense, because Portugal left some of their heritage behind.

Portugal is famous for their haughty behaviour every time they participate in a World Cup, simply due to the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo plays for them. They routinely get their asses kicked bad.

Spain does the same. Though the problem is the fact that they can actually play football.

I remember the Euro match a while back when the final round was Spain vs Portugal.

Why didn't Portugal have Ronaldo kick first at the end of the match? Instead they sent out their shit players and lost to Spain, as was expected.

[Agritum]

Portugal is famous for their haughty behaviour every time they participate in a World Cup, simply due to the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo plays for them. They routinely get their asses kicked bad.

Spain does the same. Though the problem is the fact that they can actually play football.

I remember the Euro match a while back when the final round was Spain vs Portugal.

Why didn't Portugal have Ronaldo kick first at the end of the match? Instead they sent out their shit players and lost to Spain, as was expected.

Well, if the other players were shitty as fuck, Ronaldo kicking for first wouldn't have changed things by much.

[Constaniana]

I remember a few decades ago we were kicked out of the world cup for not having shoes.

India doesn't do football, to my constant irritation. I like cricket, but it seems like it eclipses every other sport here, even hockey.

With the exception of Calcutta. Calcutta does do football.

Though your most prestigious football teams are all based in Goa, apparently.

You cheeky bugger, you.

At least my favourite team got qualified into the Champions League, owned Borussia Dortmund's (the vice-champions of last year) collective asses, and maintains the first place in a football championship which is much more difficult than "beat Celtic two times".

Yes, this is me dissing you, Const

This is me marrying someone else. Checkmate.

Makes sense, because Portugal left some of their heritage behind.

Portugal is famous for their haughty behaviour every time they participate in a World Cup, simply due to the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo plays for them. They routinely get their asses kicked bad.

Spain does the same. Though the problem is the fact that they can actually play football.

They're also rather good at diving. So good in fact, they can even do it on grass, while playing football at the same time. The Spaniards are even talented enough to roll around and cry while doing it!

[Agritum]

Though your most prestigious football teams are all based in Goa, apparently.



At least my favourite team got qualified into the Champions League, owned Borussia Dortmund's (the vice-champions of last year) collective asses, and maintains the first place in a football championship which is much more difficult than "beat Celtic two times".

Yes, this is me dissing you, Const

This is me marrying someone else. Checkmate.

Portugal is famous for their haughty behaviour every time they participate in a World Cup, simply due to the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo plays for them. They routinely get their asses kicked bad.

Spain does the same. Though the problem is the fact that they can actually play football.

They're also rather good at diving. So good in fact, they can even do it on grass, while playing football at the same time. The Spaniards are even talented enough to roll around and cry while doing it!

Italians, instead, are tough motherfuckers.

Mario made those German pussies cry for Granny Merkel.

[Constaniana]

This is me marrying someone else. Checkmate.

They're also rather good at diving. So good in fact, they can even do it on grass, while playing football at the same time. The Spaniards are even talented enough to roll around and cry while doing it!

Italians, instead, are tough motherfuckers.

Mario made those German pussies cry for Granny Merkel.

Ah. I see you import them.

[Agritum]

Italians, instead, are tough motherfuckers.

Mario made those German pussies cry for Granny Merkel.

Ah. I see you import them.

Even if at times he can be insufferable, Mario Balotelli is a walking machine of macho, epic taunting and good football.

Excepts when he does stupid shit and gets expelled.

[Constaniana]

Ah. I see you import them.

Even if at times he can be insufferable, Mario Balotelli is a walking machine of macho, epic taunting and good football.

Excepts when he does stupid shit and gets expelled.

What sort of stupid things are we talking about? Insulting the referee's pasta cooking level stupid, or getting in the way of Berlusconi getting his child prostitutes level stupid?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_residential_school_system

I am sure I mentioned it before, but I'll stress that these things existed.

They are likely very common amongst human colonies of Hell, which would go a long way to explaining why there are a lot of demon terrorists/freedom fighters running around.

Caliban Jones should write a very, very furious article about this.

Seriously, Nat, we need more from Caliban Jones.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_residential_school_system

I am sure I mentioned it before, but I'll stress that these things existed.

They are likely very common amongst human colonies of Hell, which would go a long way to explaining why there are a lot of demon terrorists/freedom fighters running around.

Caliban Jones should write a very, very furious article about this.

Seriously, Nat, we need more from Caliban Jones.

I have to do stuff first, but I may include him in A Thing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Seriously, Nat, we need more from Caliban Jones.

I have to do stuff first, but I may include him in A Thing.

Good.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Always interesting to watch Jon Stewart interview O'Reilly.

They get along astonishingly well.