Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nude East Ireland]

Mr. Khan would murder my entire geometry class.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mr. Khan would murder my entire geometry class.

I would probably end you kids.

First for the crime of being in geometry at year 10.

Nah, but I would probably end up being carted off, sued and fired.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mr. Khan would murder my entire geometry class.

But this was a segway. What was it a segway to?

[Nude East Ireland]

Mr. Khan would murder my entire geometry class.

But this was a segway. What was it a segway to?

My geometry class is annoying.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

But this was a segway. What was it a segway to?

My geometry class is annoying.

What'd they do? I'm interested. I need more people to hate.

[Swith Witherward]

It's a geometry class. What's not to hate?

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's a geometry class. What's not to hate?

My Geometry teacher is the nicest person I've ever met.

She was, consequentially, an awful teacher.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It's a geometry class. What's not to hate?

My Geometry teacher is the nicest person I've ever met.

She was, consequentially, an awful teacher.

This is why I should have taught all your classes.

You'd be mentally scarred and incredibly racist, but you'd have learned.

[Individuality-ness]

(Image)

It just cost you seven years of bad luck to do it. *nod*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Swith, can you post today?

[Nationstatelandsville]

My Geometry teacher is the nicest person I've ever met.

She was, consequentially, an awful teacher.

This is why I should have taught all your classes.

You'd be mentally scarred and incredibly racist, but you'd have learned.

"x = -b + or - the square root of b squared - 4ac over 2a! Learn that shit or the chinks will beat you!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is why I should have taught all your classes.

You'd be mentally scarred and incredibly racist, but you'd have learned.

"x = -b + or - the square root of b squared - 4ac over 2a! Learn that shit or the chinks will beat you!"

What? No!

I'd have beaten you. With a metrestick.

Which was quite custom in my schools.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"x = -b + or - the square root of b squared - 4ac over 2a! Learn that shit or the chinks will beat you!"

What? No!

I'd have beaten you. With a metrestick.

Which was quite custom in my schools.

"Now memorize all the conversions on your ass!"

[Individuality-ness]

"x = -b + or - the square root of b squared - 4ac over 2a! Learn that shit or the chinks will beat you!"

What? No!

I'd have beaten you. With a metrestick.

Which was quite custom in my schools.

You guys had a custom stick to whack your hands with? My mother used a shortened, unsanded 2x4.

[Nude East Ireland]

"Mr. Khan, what-"

Whack.

"Ow, why did you do that?"

"Your question was idiotic. Now sit down before I send you to the headmaster's office, via the window."

"This is the third floor."

"Your point?"

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Mr. Khan, what-"

Whack.

"Ow, why did you do that?"

"Your question was idiotic. Now sit down before I send you to the headmaster's office, via the window."

"This is the third floor."

"Your point?"

Smash.

"So, children, today's lesson - how lye reacts with the human body. Jimmy, go outside and dig us a grave."

"My name is Sam-"

"Shut up, Jimmy."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

What? No!

I'd have beaten you. With a metrestick.

Which was quite custom in my schools.

You guys had a custom stick to whack your hands with? My mother used a shortened, unsanded 2x4.

That was done once when we had some budget issues.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You guys had a custom stick to whack your hands with? My mother used a shortened, unsanded 2x4.

That was done once when we had some budget issues.

"Children, the Americans can no longer afford to beat their children, so they are outsourcing it to you. Specifically, your buttocks and the backs of your hands."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Mr. Khan, what-"

Whack.

"Ow, why did you do that?"

"Your question was idiotic. Now sit down before I send you to the headmaster's office, via the window."

"This is the third floor."

"Your point?"

Smash.

"So, children, today's lesson - how lye reacts with the human body. Jimmy, go outside and dig us a grave."

"My name is Sam-"

"Shut up, Jimmy."

This appears accurate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That was done once when we had some budget issues.

"Children, the Americans can no longer afford to beat their children, so they are outsourcing it to you. Specifically, your buttocks and the backs of your hands."

Also accurate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On a serious note, American students get away with far too bullshit.

Something about that should be changed. I advocated this in America as well, but they never listened for fear of lawsuits or whatever.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On a serious note, American students get away with far too bullshit.

Something about that should be changed. I advocated this in America as well, but they never listened for fear of lawsuits or whatever.

I agree - this bullshit is too far.

It goes back to a general failure to imbue any kind of work ethic in us when we're young. That doesn't come until we're on our own and can actually fuck ourselves over, yet have no concept of what that's like.

Maturity in America isn't taught, it's learned - and that's, really, dangerous.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On a serious note, American students get away with far too bullshit.

Something about that should be changed. I advocated this in America as well, but they never listened for fear of lawsuits or whatever.

I agree - this bullshit is too far.

It goes back to a general failure to imbue any kind of work ethic in us when we're young. That doesn't come until we're on our own and can actually fuck ourselves over, yet have no concept of what that's like.

Maturity in America isn't taught, it's learned - and that's, really, dangerous.

And if you aren't willing to beat the kids, just pay them.

Seriously. It's a method that actually works.

[Swith Witherward]

Swith, can you post today?

I'm working on my reply. I had to get people unfrozen in PL.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Swith, can you post today?

I'm working on my reply. I had to get people unfrozen in PL.

No worries.