Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're like a lead-poisoned Porky Pig.

Love you too.

Don't take it like that - Porky Pig is cool.

I mean, he is, at least.

Because of this conversation, the terrible dating ads I usually get became terrible dating ads for black people only.

You would think the Macbeth and, well, everything about me would tip them off.

Black Nat must be terrifying.

Black Nat is like White Khan.

It just doesn't work.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm trying to mod Mormons into EU4 solely to kill them.

I'm going to mod Sikhs in to do that.

[Constaniana]

Because of this conversation, the terrible dating ads I usually get became terrible dating ads for black people only.

You would think the Macbeth and, well, everything about me would tip them off.

Black Nat must be terrifying.

He has friendly, sincere, polite conversations with Black Me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Love you too.

Don't take it like that - Porky Pig is cool.

I mean, he is, at least.

Black Nat must be terrifying.

Black Nat is like White Khan.

It just doesn't work.

Your grandfather.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Black Nat must be terrifying.

He has friendly, sincere, polite conversations with Black Me.

Mormons aren't black.

It does not occur.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Don't take it like that - Porky Pig is cool.

I mean, he is, at least.


Black Nat is like White Khan.

It just doesn't work.

Your grandfather.

Right, except he never jumped on trains or dealt with gang fights.

He just... well, he might have been in a gang fight. But the train-jumping didn't happen.

He has friendly, sincere, polite conversations with Black Me.

Mormons aren't black.

It does not occur.

There is a theory that states if anyone is ever both Mormon and black, the Universe will instantly be replaced with something more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory that states that this already happened.

[Constaniana]

I'm trying to mod Mormons into EU4 solely to kill them.

I'm going to mod Sikhs in to do that.

Our breeding rates are too high to ever exterminate us.

He has friendly, sincere, polite conversations with Black Me.

Mormons aren't black.

It does not occur.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mormons

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm trying to mod Mormons into EU4 solely to kill them.

I'm going to mod Sikhs in to do that.

Our breeding rates are too high to ever exterminate us.

Mormons aren't black.

It does not occur.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mormons

You're a fucking liar.

[Constaniana]

Our breeding rates are too high to ever exterminate us.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mormons

You're a fucking liar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldridge_Cleaver
Weep.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're a fucking liar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldridge_Cleaver
Weep.

He went from a Black Panther to a Mormon Republican, though.

His black card was revoked.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Your grandfather.

Right, except he never jumped on trains or dealt with gang fights.

He just... well, he might have been in a gang fight. But the train-jumping didn't happen.

Train jumping is a sort of hobby here.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

from a Black Panther to a Mormon Republican

What the hell.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Right, except he never jumped on trains or dealt with gang fights.

He just... well, he might have been in a gang fight. But the train-jumping didn't happen.

Train jumping is a sort of hobby here.

We have trolleys.

Maybe he jumped trolleys.

Who knows? He isn't talking.

from a Black Panther to a Mormon Republican

What the hell.

Alien abduction, methinks.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Train jumping is a sort of hobby here.

We have trolleys.

Maybe he jumped trolleys.

Who knows? He isn't talking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxnLGEsAG0I

I must restate the insanity of my nation.

[Constaniana]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldridge_Cleaver
Weep.

He went from a Black Panther to a Mormon Republican, though.

His black card was revoked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niankoro_Yeah_Samake

And his wife's Indian, though she was born and raised in Bahrain, so I suppose she's not as Indian as Night.

[Nationstatelandsville]

He went from a Black Panther to a Mormon Republican, though.

His black card was revoked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niankoro_Yeah_Samake

And his wife's Indian, though she was born and raised in Bahrain, so I suppose she's not as Indian as Night.

Mali is bordered by Algeria to the north, Niger to the east, Burkina Faso and Côte d'Ivoire to the south, Guinea to the south-west, and Senegal and Mauritania to the west.

...

In January 2012, an armed conflict broke out in northern Mali, which Tuareg rebels took control by April and declared the secession of a new state, Azawad.[11] The conflict was complicated by a military coup that took place in March[12] and later fighting between Tuareg and Islamist rebels. In response to Islamist territorial gains, the French military launched Opération Serval in January 2013.[13] A month later, Malian and French forces recaptured most of the north. Presidential elections have been scheduled for 7 July and legislative elections for 21 July.

A land of sanity.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He went from a Black Panther to a Mormon Republican, though.

His black card was revoked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niankoro_Yeah_Samake

And his wife's Indian, though she was born and raised in Bahrain, so I suppose she's not as Indian as Night.

That page is a lie.

And Bahrain is over a quarter Indian. We fuck.

[Individuality-ness]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niankoro_Yeah_Samake

And his wife's Indian, though she was born and raised in Bahrain, so I suppose she's not as Indian as Night.

That page is a lie.

And Bahrain is over a quarter Indian. We fuck.

It's the Khan in you. *nod*

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niankoro_Yeah_Samake

And his wife's Indian, though she was born and raised in Bahrain, so I suppose she's not as Indian as Night.

That page is a lie.

And Bahrain is over a quarter Indian. We fuck.

We were in History class, discussing why the British Empire wanted control over India.

TEACHER: India is the most populous country in the world. Imagine all of those people are buying your products-

STUDENT #1: Why are there so many people there?

TEACHER: ...

STUDENT #2: They fuck!

TEACHER: That's right, they have a lot of babies.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That page is a lie.

And Bahrain is over a quarter Indian. We fuck.

It's the Khan in you. *nod*

If you go to the Middle East, you'll be bloody astonished at how many Indians there are.

In the UAE, Emiratis (the native people and citizens) make up 13% of the population.

In contrast, Indians make up over 50%.

[Constaniana]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niankoro_Yeah_Samake

And his wife's Indian, though she was born and raised in Bahrain, so I suppose she's not as Indian as Night.

That page is a lie.

And Bahrain is over a quarter Indian. We fuck.

So an Indian Mormon would be the ultimate breeder? Like this guy's wife?

[Individuality-ness]

It's the Khan in you. *nod*

If you go to the Middle East, you'll be bloody astonished at how many Indians there are.

In the UAE, Emiratis (the native people and citizens) make up 13% of the population.

In contrast, Indians make up over 50%.

I blame the Kama Sutra. *nod*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That page is a lie.

And Bahrain is over a quarter Indian. We fuck.

We were in History class, discussing why the British Empire wanted control over India.

TEACHER: India is the most populous country in the world. Imagine all of those people are buying your products-

STUDENT #1: Why are there so many people there?

TEACHER: ...

STUDENT #2: They fuck!

TEACHER: That's right, they have a lot of babies.

I love this for some reason.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That page is a lie.

And Bahrain is over a quarter Indian. We fuck.

So an Indian Mormon would be the ultimate breeder? Like this guy's wife?

Black guy fucking an Indian? And they're Mormons?

Oh Christ.

The demographics of Mali are about to undergo radical change.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We were in History class, discussing why the British Empire wanted control over India.

TEACHER: India is the most populous country in the world. Imagine all of those people are buying your products-

STUDENT #1: Why are there so many people there?

TEACHER: ...

STUDENT #2: They fuck!

TEACHER: That's right, they have a lot of babies.

I love this for some reason.

Your fucking is your greatest strength, yet also your worst weakness.