Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Agritum]

I love the massive arguments between Protestants and Catholics/Orthodoxes that pop up everywhere and then on the Christian Thread. Really makes you go back to the times of Martin Luther.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I love the massive arguments between Protestants and Catholics/Orthodoxes that pop up everywhere and then on the Christian Thread. Really makes you go back to the times of Martin Luther.

If I want that, I play EU4.

[Constaniana]

What language is "Kartofler?"

Danish.

Don't ask me how I knew that.

...How do you know that?

It's a complicated story involving being horrifically drunk in Holland. I'll tell you guys later.

You never did tell us this story.

[Individuality-ness]

A pet sweatshop worker and a bitch (AKA Nat). Night, do you happen to have world domination plans?

No, of course not.

I think big - shooting for the universe, I am.

Not the multiverse?

[Agritum]

I love the massive arguments between Protestants and Catholics/Orthodoxes that pop up everywhere and then on the Christian Thread. Really makes you go back to the times of Martin Luther.

If I want that, I play EU4.

Does EU4 feature Distruzio Vs a whole bunch of Protestants from every denomination possible plus two Jewish guys who make snarky comments all the times and me as the resident all-loving agnostic liberal?

If it does, I'll bow to Paradox.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Danish.

Don't ask me how I knew that.

It's a complicated story involving being horrifically drunk in Holland. I'll tell you guys later.

You never did tell us this story.

Danish prostitute, several drunk Indians, a potato up my friend's bum.

Story condensed.

[Individuality-ness]

You never did tell us this story.

Danish prostitute, several drunk Indians, a potato up my friend's bum.

Story condensed.

Wat

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Danish prostitute, several drunk Indians, a potato up my friend's bum.

Story condensed.

Wat

Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

[Agritum]

Danish prostitute, several drunk Indians, a potato up my friend's bum.

Story condensed.

Wat

He forgot the part with the Bollywood Dance Number.

[Constaniana]

Wat

Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

Oddly enough, when I searched kartofler the first image that popped up on the side with the Wikipedia entry was a heart-shaped potato.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

Oddly enough, when I searched kartofler the first image that popped up on the side with the Wikipedia entry was a heart-shaped potato.

I do hope I have satisfied your curiosity.

[Individuality-ness]

Wat

Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

Ah. Potatoes up a bum sounds painful.

[Agritum]

Random Narcissistic Question:

Does my flag look pixelated or screwed up in some other way?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

Ah. Potatoes up a bum sounds painful.

Aye, it was, but we got it safely because it was a remarkably small potato and not too deep up.

And it was hilarious and we discussed that for months on end. Kept in contact with the prostitute too, who has an accounting job in France now from what I recall.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Random Narcissistic Question:

Does my flag look pixelated or screwed up in some other way?

Nein.

[Individuality-ness]

Ah. Potatoes up a bum sounds painful.

Aye, it was, but we got it safely because it was a remarkably small potato and not too deep up.

And it was hilarious and we discussed that for months on end. Kept in contact with the prostitute too, who has an accounting job in France now from what I recall.

What did you guys do to get a potato up a person's bum? Were you like lacking in dildos?

[Agritum]

Ah. Potatoes up a bum sounds painful.

Aye, it was, but we got it safely because it was a remarkably small potato and not too deep up.

And it was hilarious and we discussed that for months on end. Kept in contact with the prostitute too, who has an accounting job in France now from what I recall.

You know, there's a small probability that I'll go to Amsterdam with my school, in two years. Knowing my classmates, shit will happen.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Constaniana]

Random Narcissistic Question:

Does my flag look pixelated or screwed up in some other way?

It looks fine.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Aye, it was, but we got it safely because it was a remarkably small potato and not too deep up.

And it was hilarious and we discussed that for months on end. Kept in contact with the prostitute too, who has an accounting job in France now from what I recall.

What did you guys do to get a potato up a person's bum? Were you like lacking in dildos?

I genuinely have no idea. I only showed up toward the end, as I had spent much of that night watching what I think was Father Ted with some new Dutch friends.

We were going to have an orgy, but nobody felt much up to it, really.

[Agritum]

(Image)

It stares in the eyes of the postman, scanning his soul, before ripping it away.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Afri ... estruction

I restate the terrifying fact this happened.

[Constaniana]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction

I restate the terrifying fact this happened.

One of the links on that page, the one for the entry of the Atoms for Peace program, had this little gem.

The first nuclear reactors in Iran and Pakistan were built under the program by American Machine and Foundry.

[Constaniana]

Name: The city of Manassas
Leader: Mayor Pedro Francisco Fernandez III
Flag (If applicable):
What is it? City? Province? State?: City
Language(s) spoken: Spanish, English
Population: 48,800,420
Description: Manassas has the distinction of having the first battle of the American Civil War fought nearby, unless you're a Yankee devil who calls it the Battle of Bull Run as if it was fought by some Spaniard jackasses or something. The Confederates won, Jackson earned his pimpin' nickname of Stonewall and the Northerners cried or something. The rest of the civil war happened, including another battle at Manassas, where Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee teamed up to open a righteous tin of whoop-ass. After the war ended the town grew and stuff, nothing special. The city supposedly has the highest numbers of used-car dealerships per capita in the east coast, possibly the entire country. It's improved in recent years along with the rest of northern Virginia, but it does have its issues with crime, particularly gang wars between the growing gangs consisting of demons and the previously established human gangs of hicks or illegal immigrants. One of the high schools there is reputed to have lots of hot chicks. The downside is that the high school of hot chicks is also reputed to have lots of syphilis.
Demographics: 50.1% white
11.9% black
5.3% Asian
.1% Native American or Pacific islander
32.6% Latino