Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I've explained to some of my friends my (limited) knowledge of Indian filmography before.

They didn't believe me.

It can be very interesting for Westerners.

Now, would you like the comedy film about a very sweet and innocent Sikh guy accidentally becoming the head of an Australian crime ring, or a very thought provoking satire film about the Indian educational system and about growing up and adjusting to society? (Basically its our version of Catcher in the Rye, done right and with no annoying cunts).

There are a few more, but it's easier for me to access these two.

A snippet from the latter one.

...And fuck them, they took that off YouTube as well.

[Constaniana]

Because I can no longer find the English subs version on YouTube.

I don't think that film could possibly involve any language.

I think didgeridoo counts as a language. As well as pained screams of the dying.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

We sing, Nat.

"WE SHALL BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!

BEGIN!

THE!

CHOREOGRAPHY!"

And then they made this, as the after credits scene.

I will be honest. I have no fucking idea what this is.

"Oh, you're staying after the credits? Really? I mean, I know that the Westerners like putting extra content after their credits, but....well, you made the choice to stay."

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXoAmpEo2w

I absolutely refuse to explain the context. Try to figure out this song is about and tell me your theory.

"Jaadu" is Hindi for "magic", by the way.

The Indian remake of The Sound of Music got out of hand.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXoAmpEo2w

I absolutely refuse to explain the context. Try to figure out this song is about and tell me your theory.

"Jaadu" is Hindi for "magic", by the way.

The Indian remake of The Sound of Music got out of hand.

"Well, let's take out the World War, let's do aliens."

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXoAmpEo2w

I absolutely refuse to explain the context. Try to figure out this song is about and tell me your theory.

"Jaadu" is Hindi for "magic", by the way.

The Indian remake of The Sound of Music got out of hand.

Is every childhood in India like this?

Because that explains a lot, but raises a lot more questions at the same time.

[Constaniana]

I assume the Sikh is sweet and innocent in the way a grizzly bear looks sweet and innocent before it becomes a godless furry killing machine?

A taste of the film.

I like to think I have a good vocabulary. But there are no words to describe my reaction to this.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The Indian remake of The Sound of Music got out of hand.

Is every childhood in India like this?

Because that explains a lot, but raises a lot more questions at the same time.

I don't know what questions it could raise.

I remember my alien friends. They were great folks. We'd relax, play cricket, run around the hills. Great stuff.

Every Indian has alien friends. We just usually keep it a secret.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A taste of the film.

I like to think I have a good vocabulary. But there are no words to describe my reaction to this.

Try to give some broad strokes adjectives.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The Indian remake of The Sound of Music got out of hand.

Is every childhood in India like this?

Because that explains a lot, but raises a lot more questions at the same time.

Oh, wait, I get it - this is how Scientologists conceive.

[Constaniana]

I like to think I have a good vocabulary. But there are no words to describe my reaction to this.

Try to give some broad strokes adjectives.

Confusing, random, Jewish, trippy, 42, yes, no, what-did-I-do-to-deserve-this, much moustache.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Is every childhood in India like this?

Because that explains a lot, but raises a lot more questions at the same time.

Oh, wait, I get it - this is how Scientologists conceive.

Tell yourself whatever you need to keep your sanity, Nat.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I assume the Sikh is sweet and innocent in the way a grizzly bear looks sweet and innocent before it becomes a godless furry killing machine?

A taste of the film.

This reminds me strangely of an Orthodox Jewish wedding.

Namely that there are beards and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A taste of the film.

This reminds me strangely of an Orthodox Jewish wedding.

Namely that there are beards and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

Do Orthodox Jewish weddings generally start with Australian guys pointing guns at their boss's uncle?

[Constaniana]

A taste of the film.

This reminds me strangely of an Orthodox Jewish wedding.

Namely that there are beards and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

Good, I'm not the only one who thought there were Jews in there.

[Nationstatelandsville]

A taste of the film.

This reminds me strangely of an Orthodox Jewish wedding.

Namely that there are beards and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

The random English makes it so. Much. Worse.

This reminds me strangely of an Orthodox Jewish wedding.

Namely that there are beards and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

Do Orthodox Jewish weddings generally start with Australian guys pointing guns at their boss's uncle?

More than you would expect.

[Constaniana]

This reminds me strangely of an Orthodox Jewish wedding.

Namely that there are beards and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

Do Orthodox Jewish weddings generally start with Australian guys pointing guns at their boss's uncle?

I was under the impression they began by gathering 100 foreskins from Philistines or something like that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"WE SHALL BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!

BEGIN!

THE!

CHOREOGRAPHY!"

And then they made this, as the after credits scene.

I will be honest. I have no fucking idea what this is.

"Oh, you're staying after the credits? Really? I mean, I know that the Westerners like putting extra content after their credits, but....well, you made the choice to stay."

From the same film, since you appear to be interested.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This reminds me strangely of an Orthodox Jewish wedding.

Namely that there are beards and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

The random English makes it so. Much. Worse.

Do Orthodox Jewish weddings generally start with Australian guys pointing guns at their boss's uncle?

More than you would expect.

You claim Indians can dance, but I saw the chubby guy doing the robot.

You can't hide chubby robot from me, Khan.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This reminds me strangely of an Orthodox Jewish wedding.

Namely that there are beards and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.

The random English makes it so. Much. Worse.

How?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The random English makes it so. Much. Worse.


More than you would expect.

You claim Indians can dance, but I saw the chubby guy doing the robot.

You can't hide chubby robot from me, Khan.

This made me laugh really hard for some reason.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And then they made this, as the after credits scene.

I will be honest. I have no fucking idea what this is.

"Oh, you're staying after the credits? Really? I mean, I know that the Westerners like putting extra content after their credits, but....well, you made the choice to stay."

From the same film, since you appear to be interested.

To give context, they're all getting plastered at the casino/bar this Sikh guy now owns as part of his newfound criminal empire.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And then they made this, as the after credits scene.

I will be honest. I have no fucking idea what this is.

"Oh, you're staying after the credits? Really? I mean, I know that the Westerners like putting extra content after their credits, but....well, you made the choice to stay."

From the same film, since you appear to be interested.

That is the Rainbow Coat of burkhas.

From the same film, since you appear to be interested.

To give context, they're all getting plastered at the casino/bar this Sikh guy now owns as part of his newfound criminal empire.

That was not alcohol.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

From the same film, since you appear to be interested.

That is the Rainbow Coat of burkhas.

To give context, they're all getting plastered at the casino/bar this Sikh guy now owns as part of his newfound criminal empire.

That was not alcohol.

I changed the song to something I thought was funnier.

Also, watch the after credits song. It is fucked up. And I'm saying this.

[Nationstatelandsville]

From the same film, since you appear to be interested.

That is the Rainbow Coat of burkhas.

To give context, they're all getting plastered at the casino/bar this Sikh guy now owns as part of his newfound criminal empire.

That was not alcohol.

Is... reality glitching?

Is that what I'm seeing? An error in the Matrix?