Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nationstatelandsville]

I really just want a movie or book where Bond is realistically shitfaced and doesn't want to move.

"No, fu.... fuck you. I'm gonna'.... I'm gonna'... oh fuck. Fuck commies."


No.

The Vampires of Venice and Smith and Jones, asshat.

Therefore, you must continue FMA Brotherhood.

It is 101% Kevin approved.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood is by no means a good show.

It's an amazing show and fuck you if you don't agree. Watch it right now, you ignorant moron.

I have higher things on my agenda.

Are you going to sit there and tell me that it's better than Douglas Adams? Because if you are, India no longer exists.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Therefore, you must continue FMA Brotherhood.

It is 101% Kevin approved.

I have higher things on my agenda.

Are you going to sit there and tell me that it's better than Douglas Adams? Because if you are, India no longer exists.

What part of Adams' work are we discussing here?

Because FMA is certainly superior to, for example, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish and Mostly Harmless.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Regardless, FMA should certainly be higher on your list than James Bond.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I have higher things on my agenda.

Are you going to sit there and tell me that it's better than Douglas Adams? Because if you are, India no longer exists.

What part of Adams' work are we discussing here?

Because FMA is certainly superior to, for example, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish and Mostly Harmless

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish was goddamn beautiful.

Gently.

Regardless, FMA should certainly be higher on your list than James Bond.

It just doesn't appeal to me.

It's good for what it is.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

What part of Adams' work are we discussing here?

Because FMA is certainly superior to, for example, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish and Mostly Harmless

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish was goddamn beautiful.

Gently.

Regardless, FMA should certainly be higher on your list than James Bond.

It just doesn't appeal to me.

It's good for what it is.

How is a show about science magic, conspiracies, nightmare fuel, the mortality of life, mild steampunk and the horrors of war not a show right up your street?

[Nationstatelandsville]

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish was goddamn beautiful.

Gently.


It just doesn't appeal to me.

It's good for what it is.

How is a show about science magic, conspiracies, nightmare fuel, the mortality of life, mild steampunk and the horrors of war not a show right up your street?

Because it carries the traditional trademarks of anime, such as overdramatic tone and loud, obnoxious villains.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

How is a show about science magic, conspiracies, nightmare fuel, the mortality of life, mild steampunk and the horrors of war not a show right up your street?

Because it carries the traditional trademarks of anime, such as overdramatic tone and loud, obnoxious villains.

Exactly - because you've only seen the first four episodes. In other words, you're at the Aliens of London stage.

The real Big Bad is actually a rather affable well-intentioned extremist. I can't say much more due to spoilers.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Because it carries the traditional trademarks of anime, such as overdramatic tone and loud, obnoxious villains.

Exactly - because you've only seen the first four episodes. In other words, you're at the Aliens of London stage.

The real Big Bad is actually a rather affable well-intentioned extremist. I can't say much more due to spoilers.

Envy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Exactly - because you've only seen the first four episodes. In other words, you're at the Aliens of London stage.

The real Big Bad is actually a rather affable well-intentioned extremist. I can't say much more due to spoilers.

Envy.

Envy is in no way the Big Bad.

He's a dangerous sadist and sociopath, and can be quite terrifying, but he isn't the Big Bad.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Envy.

Envy is in no way the Big Bad.

He's a dangerous sadist and sociopath, and can be quite terrifying, but he isn't the Big Bad.

Right, and I understand that, but he's a strike against it, and I have to budget my time at the moment.

At the earliest, I'll end up watching it in, like, February.

[Nude East Ireland]

Envy is in no way the Big Bad.

He's a dangerous sadist and sociopath, and can be quite terrifying, but he isn't the Big Bad.

Right, and I understand that, but he's a strike against it, and I have to budget my time at the moment.

At the earliest, I'll end up watching it in, like, February.

I recommend it with all of my being; that and Cowboy Bebop, which are the only two animes that I bother with.

Envy is my least favourite of the Homunculi, though; but by the final act of the show there wasn't a character that I didn't love.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Right, and I understand that, but he's a strike against it, and I have to budget my time at the moment.

At the earliest, I'll end up watching it in, like, February.

I recommend it with all of my being; that and Cowboy Bebop, which are the only two animes that I bother with.

Envy is my least favourite of the Homunculi, though; but by the final act of the show there wasn't a character that I didn't love.

Plus, the theme songs are badass.

This is a side comment, but I do love that music.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nightkill's Shit Q&A time.

You may ask me any questions about AWB and Elfen High, within reason. I'll tell you if there will be spoilers. Otherwise, feel free to ask me anything for the next hour or so.

[Constaniana]

Nightkill's Shit Q&A time.

You may ask me any questions about AWB and Elfen High, within reason. I'll tell you if there will be spoilers. Otherwise, feel free to ask me anything for the next hour or so.

When will the kid who demanded candy from the Hindu rain god finally make his appearance in the IC?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nightkill's Shit Q&A time.

You may ask me any questions about AWB and Elfen High, within reason. I'll tell you if there will be spoilers. Otherwise, feel free to ask me anything for the next hour or so.

When will the kid who demanded candy from the Hindu rain god finally make his appearance in the IC?

He is the past self of Billy.

[Nude East Ireland]

Nightkill's Shit Q&A time.

You may ask me any questions about AWB and Elfen High, within reason. I'll tell you if there will be spoilers. Otherwise, feel free to ask me anything for the next hour or so.

Why?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Nightkill's Shit Q&A time.

You may ask me any questions about AWB and Elfen High, within reason. I'll tell you if there will be spoilers. Otherwise, feel free to ask me anything for the next hour or so.

Why?

And, also, what?

[Constaniana]

Nightkill's Shit Q&A time.

You may ask me any questions about AWB and Elfen High, within reason. I'll tell you if there will be spoilers. Otherwise, feel free to ask me anything for the next hour or so.

Why?

Yes.

When will the kid who demanded candy from the Hindu rain god finally make his appearance in the IC?

He is the past self of Billy.

Ah. Makes sense.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nightkill's Shit Q&A time.

You may ask me any questions about AWB and Elfen High, within reason. I'll tell you if there will be spoilers. Otherwise, feel free to ask me anything for the next hour or so.

Why?

Because, Kevin, you children are the ones who will lead humanity against the War against the Creatures that is soon to emerge, after I have passed. But the Gods have appointed me to be your mentor and condition you against any torture those Creatures could ever inflict on you.

I'm sorry. But this was a necessary evil.

God help us all.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why?

Because, Kevin, you children are the ones who will lead humanity against the War against the Creatures that is soon to emerge, after I have passed. But the Gods have appointed me to be your mentor and condition you against any torture those Creatures could ever inflict on you.

I'm sorry. But this was a necessary evil.

God help us all.

Holy shit.

You are Mr. G.

I CALL VERNON! I SO CALL VERNON!

[Constaniana]

Before Night buggers off again.

My humility reached new heights writing this.

Name: Yorkshire
Leader: Various local council heads, I suppose.
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: God's Own County
Language(s) spoken: The most trustworthy, intelligent-sounding English, as science proves.
Population: 4,200,000
Description: God's Own County. Quite obviously the best part of all England, resplendent in our magnificent flat caps and superior cricket team. Here's a TL;DR version if you want. After the south of England got wrecked by the Abrahamic War, particularly London, and the power and wealth of the UK moved up to Scotland, Yorkshire continued doing fine, laughing at the southern ponces who were now poorer than them. While it still has a dislike of demons and other nonhumans common across the globe, Yorkshire is more friendly to magical humans than most other parts of England, in part because of Sir Nilark being from there, as well as Brian Blessed, who obviously has magical powers, as well as Matthew Lewis, who is Neville Longbottom, Chosen One of the North and True Hero of Harry Potter.
Demographics:
80% White Yorkshiremen
5% Black Yorkshiremen
5% Asian
7% Scottish
3% Australian-Scottish

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Because, Kevin, you children are the ones who will lead humanity against the War against the Creatures that is soon to emerge, after I have passed. But the Gods have appointed me to be your mentor and condition you against any torture those Creatures could ever inflict on you.

I'm sorry. But this was a necessary evil.

God help us all.

Holy shit.

You are Mr. G.

I CALL VERNON! I SO CALL VERNON!

Let's face it - at your heart and soul, all you've ever wanted to do is die by pulling a Final Problem on a religious extremist Asian vampire.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I might fix some stuff with it later, but I need to get to bed and I figure this is good enough. My humility reached new heights writing this.

Name: Yorkshire
Leader:
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: God's Own County
Language(s) spoken: The most trustworthy, intelligent-sounding English, as science proves.
Population: 4,200,000
Description: God's Own County. Quite obviously the best part of all England, resplendent in our magnificent flat caps and superior cricket team. Here's a TL;DR version if you want. After the south of England got wrecked by the Abrahamic War, particularly London, and the power and wealth of the UK moved up to Scotland, Yorkshire continued doing fine, laughing at the southern ponces who were now poorer than them. While it still has a dislike of demons and other nonhumans common across the globe, Yorkshire is more friendly to magical humans than most other parts of England, in part because of Sir Nilark being from there, as well as Brian Blessed, who obviously has magical powers, as well as Matthew Lewis, who is Neville Longbottom, Chosen One of the North and True Hero of Harry Potter.
Demographics:
80% White Yorkshiremen
5% Black Yorkshiremen
5% Asian
7% Scottish
3% Australian-Scottish

If it's so friendly to demons, why aren't there more of them there?

Unless that's what Australian Scottish means.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Holy shit.

You are Mr. G.

I CALL VERNON! I SO CALL VERNON!

Let's face it - at your heart and soul, all you've ever wanted to do is die by pulling a Final Problem on a religious extremist Asian vampire.

This is hardly a revelation.

It's a pity the Archangel made so few appearances. I had a lot of fun with him.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Let's face it - at your heart and soul, all you've ever wanted to do is die by pulling a Final Problem on a religious extremist Asian vampire.

This is hardly a revelation.

It's a pity the Archangel made so few appearances. I had a lot of fun with him.

I quite liked your interpretation of AWB, better than my own.

But my own run of AWB later just because a chore rather than something I wanted to do, since I was busy at the time- which is why I happily and eagerly threw it at you, so I wouldn't have to deal with it.

And then you improved it and I went "Shit, I should have done that from the start."