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by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:16 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:21 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I found a way to watch Daily Show live from India.
Jon does a surprisingly good redneck.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:22 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:25 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:26 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright, my brother-in-law is Skyping me the show right now.
He's on Skype, showing me the show through Skype and some tech magic.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:27 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Indian stuff.
Always the Indian stuff. What can Indians NOT do?Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright, my brother-in-law is Skyping me the show right now.
He's on Skype, showing me the show through Skype and some tech magic.
You cheap-ass.
How did he get the webcam to work without the wavy lines, and isn't it going to lag like hell?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:29 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:30 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:33 pm
by Astrolinium » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:16 pm
by Individuality-ness » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:26 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:35 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Wait. Didn't Corvallis claim Alison to be a werewolf, not a vampire?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:37 pm
Astrolinium wrote:Name: North Carolina
Leader: Governor Hunter Markson (R)
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: English, Spanish
Population: 11,712,234
Description: The Tar Hell State. A land of vast beauty and diversity, the great state of North Carolina is perhaps one of the best. From the outer banks in the east to the mountains in the west, the state never ceases to delight and amaze tourists with its natural beauty and opportunities for recreation. The state is home to three of the largest metropolitan areas in the country (The Triangle, the Triad, and the Metrolina) and is one of the fastest-growing job centers in the world (among those the primary focus of which does not include high-magitech industry), following the revitalization of the tobacco industry in the late 2020s due to the invention of SmartTobacco, as well as the current revitalization of the textiles industry following new discoveries made during the colonization of Hell. Additionally, the Research Triangle Park is home to SAS, a partner company of Take-Jameson, working to adapt magic to computer software since the colonization of Hell.
The state is also home to one of the finest public university systems in the nation, as it has been for several decades. Notable schools include NC State, UNC Chapel Hill, Duke University, UNC Wilmington, UNC Charlotte, and UNC Greensboro. The system is particularly renowned for its low tuition following the great anti-tuition-hike riots of 2015 and for having one of the largest campus library systems in the world. In spite of the quality of education in the state, its system has been criticized as not following the standard Canadian Model which swept the nation throughout the 2010s following Oregon's adoption of the model during the middle of the decade. Additionally, in spite of its wonderful universities, the public school systems are plagued with problems which can largely be traced to poor mixing of human and demon children.
Additionally, the city of Durham (a part of the greater Triangle metropolitan area) remains the Human Trafficking Capital of the eastern seaboard, a problem which has only increased since the colonization of Hell. While this new age of multiculturalism can be said to have vastly improved race relations amongst humans, anti-demonism is a real problem, especially in southern states such as North Carolina. The Humans First Party has gained significant traction within the state through grassroots campaigning, and incumbent governor Hunter Markson only narrowly defeated HFP candidate Layton LaCorte in the last election.
Also worth mentioning is the complete collapse of all industry within the town of High Point following the move of the furniture industry to Hell. Oh, and the Panthers still can't win anything. The Durham Bulls are doing alright, though.
Demographics:
Racial Demographics
American Indian: 1%
Asian: 5%
Black: 19%
Demon: 11%
White: 53%
Latino: 9%
Top Spoken Non-English Languages
Spanish: 16.93%
Whatever the Fuck Demons Speak: 12.08%
French: 3.32%
German: 1.27%
Chinese (including Mandarin): 0.98%
Arabic: 0.57%
Vietnamese: 0.28%
Korean: 0.16%
Tagalog: 0.13%
Hindi: 0.12%
Religion
Christian: 59%
Protestant: 43%
Roman Catholic: 4%
Other Christian such as Non-denominational, Pentecostal, and the LDS Church: 12%
Judaism: 1%
Other religions: 3%
Non-religious: 30%
Refused to answer: 7%
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:00 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:37 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Astrolinium wrote:Name: North Carolina
Leader: Governor Hunter Markson (R)
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: English, Spanish
Population: 11,712,234
Description: The Tar Hell State. A land of vast beauty and diversity, the great state of North Carolina is perhaps one of the best. From the outer banks in the east to the mountains in the west, the state never ceases to delight and amaze tourists with its natural beauty and opportunities for recreation. The state is home to three of the largest metropolitan areas in the country (The Triangle, the Triad, and the Metrolina) and is one of the fastest-growing job centers in the world (among those the primary focus of which does not include high-magitech industry), following the revitalization of the tobacco industry in the late 2020s due to the invention of SmartTobacco, as well as the current revitalization of the textiles industry following new discoveries made during the colonization of Hell. Additionally, the Research Triangle Park is home to SAS, a partner company of Take-Jameson, working to adapt magic to computer software since the colonization of Hell.
The state is also home to one of the finest public university systems in the nation, as it has been for several decades. Notable schools include NC State, UNC Chapel Hill, Duke University, UNC Wilmington, UNC Charlotte, and UNC Greensboro. The system is particularly renowned for its low tuition following the great anti-tuition-hike riots of 2015 and for having one of the largest campus library systems in the world. In spite of the quality of education in the state, its system has been criticized as not following the standard Canadian Model which swept the nation throughout the 2010s following Oregon's adoption of the model during the middle of the decade. Additionally, in spite of its wonderful universities, the public school systems are plagued with problems which can largely be traced to poor mixing of human and demon children.
Additionally, the city of Durham (a part of the greater Triangle metropolitan area) remains the Human Trafficking Capital of the eastern seaboard, a problem which has only increased since the colonization of Hell. While this new age of multiculturalism can be said to have vastly improved race relations amongst humans, anti-demonism is a real problem, especially in southern states such as North Carolina. The Humans First Party has gained significant traction within the state through grassroots campaigning, and incumbent governor Hunter Markson only narrowly defeated HFP candidate Layton LaCorte in the last election.
Also worth mentioning is the complete collapse of all industry within the town of High Point following the move of the furniture industry to Hell. Oh, and the Panthers still can't win anything. The Durham Bulls are doing alright, though.
Demographics:
Racial Demographics
American Indian: 1%
Asian: 5%
Black: 19%
Demon: 11%
White: 53%
Latino: 9%
Top Spoken Non-English Languages
Spanish: 16.93%
Whatever the Fuck Demons Speak: 12.08%
French: 3.32%
German: 1.27%
Chinese (including Mandarin): 0.98%
Arabic: 0.57%
Vietnamese: 0.28%
Korean: 0.16%
Tagalog: 0.13%
Hindi: 0.12%
Religion
Christian: 59%
Protestant: 43%
Roman Catholic: 4%
Other Christian such as Non-denominational, Pentecostal, and the LDS Church: 12%
Judaism: 1%
Other religions: 3%
Non-religious: 30%
Refused to answer: 7%
Cheering for your state a bit?
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Astrolinium » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:00 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:55 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:57 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:58 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So my friend's car broke down on the middle of nowhere.
We then proceeded to walk back into Mumbai (hour and a half long walk), going through the crappy parts of the city (they remember me!), buying some tea and a cigar for power and using a late-night/early morning train back to home.
I will then punch anyone in my office who asks why I was unable to make it to Pune, and I will delegate the responsibility of going to Pune to some other unfortunate bastard. Because higher-ups delegate shitty jobs to inferiors- just ask Nat.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:58 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:59 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:02 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:17 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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