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National Human Freedom Party
Party Platform


Our Party
In these times of technological, societal and magical progress, the NFPD aims to continue its battle in defending Human Rights and Heritage in Germany and in the rest of the European Union. Free from the antiquated political denominations of "Left" and "Right", the NFPD wants to bring Germany back to the days when politicians actually cared for the people they ruled, protecting their welfare and rights from tyranny.

The Social Sphere
The NFDP promotes freedom and Human Rights for every human being living in Germany. We are against every form of discrimination between humans, be it racism, homophobia or transphobia: irrational and immoral, such discrimination only serves to divide the human species and promote fraternal hatred between fellow humans. We are in favour of LGBT rights, freedom of religion and Human Multiculturalism.

We believe that every human should have the right to lawfully acquire and make use of drugs for recreational and medical uses. The right to bear arms and magic is just as sacrosanct, and should be bestowed to every citizen through an amendment in our National Constitution, for the benefit of self-defense, recreational, economical and research use. We oppose excessively harsh gun and magic control towards human citizens, unless they are needed to uphold public safety.

We believe that free speech, and freedom of criticism are valuable human rights, and should not be curtailed by discriminatory laws designed to render truth "politically correct" or block any attempt a re-valuating the historical past of the nations and its people.

We support giving German citizenship to every human being born on German soil, following the tenets of Jus Soli. We endorse further human immigration to our country. We reject the the line of thought that sees nonhumans as deserving citizenship in our country, which has always historically been a predominantly human nation.

Economics and Industry

The NFDP supports a complete, universal welfare system for every human citizen of Germany, along with socialized healthcare and other state services. Distancing ourselves from the trappings of laissez faire capitalism and Marxist communism, we of the NFDP adopt an economical Third Position: the industries and establishment vital to the economical, political and social survival of the German nation should be nationalized by the state, which should carefully plan and direct them for the wellbeing of the nation.

We National Humanists believe that trade unions are too much bureaucratic, inefficient and biased to cater to both the needs of the workers and of the businessmen. We support replacing them with trade corporations which, composed by the workers, the employers and the state, will surely improve the labour conditions of Germany.

We oppose lawless nonhuman immigration on our national soil, which would destabilize the economy and take away jobs for unenmployed human citizens. As such, we support permitting nonhuman immigration only to highly skilled workers and professionals which are vital to the nation's economy.

We support further economical treaties with the rest of the European Unions, to further consolidate the economical power of our human countries.

Education and Research

The NFPD supports further funding of public education, which should put an heavy emphasis on the newfound practice of magic, and the physical and psychological formation of human students. We also push for an EU-wide reform to consolidate the educational framework of all member countries.

The NFPD endorses civilian and military research, to keep our country on the technological and magical cutting edge. We support further German presence in the ISSR, and the establishment of new research bases in the European Occupation Zone in Hell.

Foreign Policy and the Military

The National Humanists push for more collaboration between European Union countries, and any other country that fights for the freedom and sovereignty of human beings on their native lands. We desire further political consolidation between the EU countries, with the final objective of founding a continental government superseding over the national ones, and rendering the EU a true federation with the wellbeing of humans as its core value.

The NFPD supports a defence policy in Hell, mired at expanding the EU Occupation Zone to augment human military presence in the area and deter any possible future nonhuman invasion of Earth, other than consolidating our political and economical influence in the zone.

As such, the NFPD promotes an heavy buildup of the EU military, which should be equipped with state-of-art hardware, updated to introduce more magic-using units, and with its manpower boosted to about five million soldiers through a massive recruiting campaign. Incentives would be given to anyone joining the military, with bonuses to students and the unemployed.

-Reichsleiter Hildegard von Wulfbern

The big question is: will they get me a Danish when it really matters?

Sure!

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:32 am

Evraim wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Well, I know I, for one, will be using a cat as a weapon here.

It is a catastrophic weapon, no? Catch me if you can!

*scampers away*


Constaniana wrote:Even better, a Jew-cat fight, it seems.

I'm not a cat, though. Night just thinks I'm a cat. I have no idea why he would think this.

*Scratches behind the ears*
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:33 am

Agritum wrote:
Esternial wrote:The big question is: will they get me a Danish when it really matters?

Sure!

But he's Belgian.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:35 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Sure!

But he's Belgian.

And human. And in an EU country.

Did I mention that "Human Being" is the NFPD equivalent of "WASP"?

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:36 am

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:But he's Belgian.

And human. And in an EU country.

Did I mention that "Human Being" is the NFPD equivalent of "WASP"?

Belgians are humans?

When did this become a thing?
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:38 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:And human. And in an EU country.

Did I mention that "Human Being" is the NFPD equivalent of "WASP"?

Belgians are humans?

When did this become a thing?

Belgians aren't humans?

EXTERMINATE.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:39 am

Belgium had a weird influence on both World Wars. A Belgian weapon (manufactured by FN) was used by Gavrilo Princip to kill Franz Ferdinand, thus starting World War I. World War II was ended by the bomb on Hiroshima, which used uranium mined in Congo, at that time a Belgian colony.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:40 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Belgium had a weird influence on both World Wars. A Belgian weapon (manufactured by FN) was used by Gavrilo Princip to kill Franz Ferdinand, thus starting World War I. World War II was ended by the bomb on Hiroshima, which used uranium mined in Congo, at that time a Belgian colony.

Even more fun is the fact that they were completely owned by Germany in both wars.
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Postby Esternial » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:45 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Belgium had a weird influence on both World Wars. A Belgian weapon (manufactured by FN) was used by Gavrilo Princip to kill Franz Ferdinand, thus starting World War I. World War II was ended by the bomb on Hiroshima, which used uranium mined in Congo, at that time a Belgian colony.

We're also indirectly responsible for every death on the planet since the earliest mention of Belgium in the Necronomicon.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:And human. And in an EU country.

Did I mention that "Human Being" is the NFPD equivalent of "WASP"?

Belgians are humans?

When did this become a thing?

I wasn't informed.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:21 am

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Belgium had a weird influence on both World Wars. A Belgian weapon (manufactured by FN) was used by Gavrilo Princip to kill Franz Ferdinand, thus starting World War I. World War II was ended by the bomb on Hiroshima, which used uranium mined in Congo, at that time a Belgian colony.

Even more fun is the fact that they were completely owned by Germany in both wars.

And the Italians were actually owned at the time by the Germans. ;)
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:28 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Even more fun is the fact that they were completely owned by Germany in both wars.

And the Italians were actually owned at the time by the Germans. ;)

Only the northern half of the peninsula :p

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Postby Constaniana » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:31 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Even more fun is the fact that they were completely owned by Germany in both wars.

And the Italians were actually owned at the time by the Germans. ;)

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Postby Constaniana » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:35 am

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:But he's Belgian.

And human. And in an EU country.

Did I mention that "Human Being" is the NFPD equivalent of "WASP"?

So the nonhumans are HORNETS or ANGRY BEES then?
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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:37 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And the Italians were actually owned at the time by the Germans. ;)

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The Axis was like the villain trios you see in cartoons.

Germany is the nefarious and cunning leader, Japan is the Asian ninja bodyguard, and Italy is the useless buffoon who gets his ass handed for first by the heroes.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:40 am

Constaniana wrote:
Agritum wrote:And human. And in an EU country.

Did I mention that "Human Being" is the NFPD equivalent of "WASP"?

So the nonhumans are HORNETS or ANGRY BEES then?

Ah, shut up. You're a White Anglo-Scottish Mormon!

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:47 am

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:So the nonhumans are HORNETS or ANGRY BEES then?

Ah, shut up. You're a White Anglo-Scottish Mormon!

Con is Scottish?

Bullshit.

He's from Yorkshire.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:49 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Ah, shut up. You're a White Anglo-Scottish Mormon!

Con is Scottish?

Bullshit.

He's from Yorkshire.

His mom is Scottish.

And a Glasgow Rangers supporter.
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:50 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Ah, shut up. You're a White Anglo-Scottish Mormon!

Con is Scottish?

Bullshit.

He's from Yorkshire.

I was born in Yorkshire, yes, but my mum's from Glasgow.
Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Con is Scottish?

Bullshit.

He's from Yorkshire.

His mom is Scottish.

And a Glasgow Rangers supporter.

My whole mum's family is, really.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:50 am

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Con is Scottish?

Bullshit.

He's from Yorkshire.

His mom is Scottish.

And a Glasgow Rangers supporter.

Con...a Scot?

I have trouble reconciling this.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:51 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Con is Scottish?

Bullshit.

He's from Yorkshire.

I was born in Yorkshire, yes, but my mum's from Glasgow.
Agritum wrote:His mom is Scottish.

And a Glasgow Rangers supporter.

My whole mum's family is, really.

GO CELTIC GO

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:51 am

I've moved William to the surface so that he can later meet Hilde.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:54 am

I just remembered, up to this moment, Hilde has been speaking German.

Let's just say that her speech pattern will be...different, in English.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:56 am

You know, other people wouldn't make sex jokes with the mods.

I fortunately do not give a single shit. *nod*
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:56 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:His mom is Scottish.

And a Glasgow Rangers supporter.

Con...a Scot?

I have trouble reconciling this.

Granted, I don't act or sound very Scottish, since I grew up in England, but it certainly makes me more Scottish than the Americans who go on about how Irish they are when it's just their great-great grandad that came over ages ago, and they've never even been to Ireland but still go on and on about it on St. Patrick's Day.
Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I was born in Yorkshire, yes, but my mum's from Glasgow.

My whole mum's family is, really.

GO CELTIC GO

I'm from Clan Gordon, you know. We're very good at killing people.
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Kudos.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:59 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Con...a Scot?

I have trouble reconciling this.

Granted, I don't act or sound very Scottish, since I grew up in England, but it certainly makes me more Scottish than the Americans who go on about how Irish they are when it's just their great-great grandad that came over ages ago, and they've never even been to Ireland but still go on and on about it on St. Patrick's Day.
Agritum wrote:GO CELTIC GO

I'm from Clan Gordon, you know. We're very good at killing people.

I'm from a Camorra Clan. We don't just kill people: we make a business out of it.

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