1960s Real World/Cold War RP (OOC, Open)

[The City of Fairview]

Calm down, Satan.

I didn't know pouring salt in someone's milk was that bad XD

Have you ever tasted salty milk.
It's terrifying.

[Veroxia]

I never tasted that, but I can tell it tastes horrible.

[Paketo]

I think I'm royally screwed here D:

You know, if South Korea does fall, you could always play West Germany or the UK...just so you can stay in the game.

Also IF ANYONE META-GAMES MY LAST POST IN THE IC I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND POUR SALT IN YOUR MILK.

hey everyone East Germany will attack West Germany

Later that day......

Why is my milk salty

[The City of Fairview]

You know, if South Korea does fall, you could always play West Germany or the UK...just so you can stay in the game.

Also IF ANYONE META-GAMES MY LAST POST IN THE IC I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND POUR SALT IN YOUR MILK.

hey everyone East Germany will attack West Germany

Later that day......

Why is my milk salty

What if a snail told...
"Ah, lovely mil- OOOH MY TITTYRAPING PISS IT BURNS!"

[Shimon-Zhivago]

hey everyone East Germany will attack West Germany

Later that day......

Why is my milk salty

What if a snail told...
"Ah, lovely mil- OOOH MY TITTYRAPING PISS IT BURNS!"

Mwahahaha! I have struck again!

But seriously, don't meta-game that information in the IC. That's what happened when Greece thought about invading Turkey, and suddenly everyone knew about their plans. I'd like that not to happen again...

[The City of Fairview]

hey everyone East Germany will attack West Germany

Later that day......

Why is my milk salty

What if a snail told...
"Ah, lovely mil- OOOH MY TITTYRAPING PISS IT BURNS!"

Mwahahaha! I have struck again!

But seriously, don't meta-game that information in the IC. That's what happened when Greece thought about invading Turkey, and suddenly everyone knew about their plans. I'd like that not to happen again...

the Soviets sounded so dumb though... it was funny. It was like:
"Kennedy's in an affair"
"So? He does that all the time"
"With a STASI agent!"
"HOLY FIRETRUCKIN' RAINBOWS WAO!"
And, your plan just got raped.

[Veroxia]

Well then, Kennedy was replaced by General MacArthur. I plan to revolutionize the military.

[Shimon-Zhivago]

the Soviets sounded so dumb though... it was funny. It was like:
"Kennedy's in an affair"
"So? He does that all the time"
"With a STASI agent!"
"HOLY FIRETRUCKIN' RAINBOWS WAO!"

It's really funny because that's what actually happened. IRL

And honestly, if I were the Soviets, I'd be shocked by that info (assuming i'm in the IC and haven't heard about it before)

[Sibator]

So, can my French Foreign Legion assassination mission succeed?

Or can it fail but they still leave incriminating evidence behind?

[Paketo]

Well then, Kennedy was replaced by General MacArthur. I plan to revolutionize the military.

Your secratary general would take over not MacArthur even though I like him as you can see from Paketo's leader

[Paketo]

So, can my French Foreign Legion assassination mission succeed?

Or can it fail but they still leave incriminating evidence behind?

Fail and leave the evidence, that way east Germany's plan is ruined. Yugosalvia will never help the soviets

[Shimon-Zhivago]

Well then, Kennedy was replaced by General MacArthur. I plan to revolutionize the military.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand meta-gaming...

Do you think anyone in the US besides Kennedy would know about this? Sorry, but you can't replace him...not until I publicly announce it, or September 1963 happens.

That's when the FBI found out about what he was doing...

[Sibator]

So, can my French Foreign Legion assassination mission succeed?

Or can it fail but they still leave incriminating evidence behind?

Fail and leave the evidence, that way east Germany's plan is ruined. Yugosalvia will never help the soviets

All right then, that's what I will do.

[The City of Fairview]

So, can my French Foreign Legion assassination mission succeed?

Or can it fail but they still leave incriminating evidence behind?

Fail and leave the evidence, that way east Germany's plan is ruined. Yugosalvia will never help the soviets

Yeah, Zhivago, we would NEVER help you, seeing as you just tried to invade us.

[Shimon-Zhivago]

So, can my French Foreign Legion assassination mission succeed?

Or can it fail but they still leave incriminating evidence behind?

Fail and leave the evidence, that way east Germany's plan is ruined. Yugosalvia will never help the soviets

But they don't know of my plan, so why would they make that decision?

srsly u gais...

[Veroxia]

Let's just say they voted for MacArthur to be the new leader. I like him as well.

[Paketo]

Fail and leave the evidence, that way east Germany's plan is ruined. Yugosalvia will never help the soviets

But they don't know of my plan, so why would they make that decision?

srsly u gais...

Who ever said they knew about? They just indirectly ruin it and I want Tito to live

[Shimon-Zhivago]

Fail and leave the evidence, that way east Germany's plan is ruined. Yugosalvia will never help the soviets

Yeah, Zhivago, we would NEVER help you, seeing as you just tried to invade us.

We weren't trying to invade you, I hope you know that...we were just trying to push you back to the border. Then we stopped fighting as soon as the war was over.

We never wanted to actually invade Yugoslavia, and that's exactly what happened. We didn't do it...

[The City of Fairview]

Fail and leave the evidence, that way east Germany's plan is ruined. Yugosalvia will never help the soviets

But they don't know of my plan, so why would they make that decision?

srsly u gais...

Well, the Kennedy part kind of failed, because his reputation is, well, dead.
And you'll probably say something like "Yeah, if you could move your troops NorthEast, that would be great..."

[Shimon-Zhivago]

Let's just say they voted for MacArthur to be the new leader. I like him as well.

Sure, but the next US election is 1964...

[The City of Fairview]

But they don't know of my plan, so why would they make that decision?

srsly u gais...

Who ever said they knew about? They just indirectly ruin it and I want Tito to live

Wut

[Sibator]

Fail and leave the evidence, that way east Germany's plan is ruined. Yugosalvia will never help the soviets

But they don't know of my plan, so why would they make that decision?

srsly u gais...

I had set up Tito's assassination long before you made the Stasi affair post.

[Paketo]

Let's just say they voted for MacArthur to be the new leader. I like him as well.

Sure, but the next US election is 1964...

Emergency elections by house and senate

[The City of Fairview]

But they don't know of my plan, so why would they make that decision?

srsly u gais...

I had set up Tito's assassination long before you made the Stasi affair post.

NUUUUUU I LIKEZ TITO!

[The City of Fairview]

I had set up Tito's assassination long before you made the Stasi affair post.

NUUUUUU I LIKEZ TITO!
But seriously, he's on guard 24/7, and he's not doing much, as the war is over.