Personification Life OOC VI [OPEN]

[Erucia]

A tough Japanese policeman is forced to partner up with a cocky detective when he is sent to Bielefeld to apprehend the Erucian drug lord who killed his partner and fled the country.

Wait, why am I the bad guy suddenly? Sheesh, everyone blames the furries...

I at least hope that at the end, it turns out that I'm a double agent who is killed by the true murderer, Gio.

[The BranRiech]

And now Eru's blaming the Wisconsinites . . . Great.

G'night, guys.

[Erucia]

And now Eru's blaming the Wisconsinites . . . Great.

G'night, guys.

Goodnight, Bran.

[Zarkanians]

It's something I can't refuse.

Why do I have the odd suspicion that you'd strap it to a table and expose it to ten hours of vuvuzela music?

Hiya Bran!

Hmmmm, what would I do if I had everyone's bodies... other than use the carpool lanes in major cities? Suggestions? Requests? Offers?

Strap speakers to their back and force them to walk around the city playing Swith Witherwardian propoganda.

[Swith Witherward]

And now Eru's blaming the Wisconsinites . . . Great.

G'night, guys.

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy,” you might live in Wisconsin.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin (or Colorado!)

If you have either a pet or a child named “Brett,” you might live in Wisconsin.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin.

If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, “From the land of sky-blue waters,….you might live in Wisconsin.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:

• Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
• “Vacation” means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend.
• You measure distance in hours.
• You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
• You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again.
• Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday.
• You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
• You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings and funerals).
• You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
• You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.
• You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.
• There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill’s Fleet Farm at any given time.
• You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
• You refer to the Packers as “we.”
• You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
• You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
• You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.
• You consider Minneapolis exotic.
• You know how to polka.
• Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
• You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
• Down South to you means Illinois.
• A brat is something you eat.
• Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
• You go out to fish fry every Friday.
• Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
• You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
• You find minus twenty degrees “a little chilly.”

You might be from Florida if...
1. You wear flip flops everyday.
2. A good parking space has nothing to do with distance from the store and everything to do with shade.
3. You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than a boat yourself.
4. You feel that anything under a category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
5. You wear shorts and use the AC on Christmas.
6. You know that real parades travel on water..not asphalt.
7. You get annoyed at the tourists who feed the seagulls at the beach.
8. If an alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
9. When your kids ask what a basement is.
10. When you know the tallest point in the state is a landfill.
11. You have a drawer full of bathing suits and one sweatshirt.
12. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in 5 minutes.
13. You dread lovebug season.
14. Your summer electric bill is as much as your mortgage.
15. You refer to the seasons as tourist season, fire season, hurricane season, mosquito season.
16. You could swim before you could read.
17. You know someone who has been struck by lightening.
18. You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Withlacoochee, Okahumpka, and Loxahatchee.
19. You measure distance in minutes not miles.
20. You've "written a message" to a hurricane on plywood covering your windows.
21. You've been stuck in traffic so someone can move a turtle off the road (doesn't apply to south Florida).
22. You only wear socks to go bowling.
23. It's not "pop". It's Coke.
24. All festivals are named after a fruit.
25. Every place you remember as a kid is now a shopping center or a condo.

You know you're from Canada when...

You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.

You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".

You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."

You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what it means to be on pogey.

You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"

You can drink legally while still a teen.

You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.

When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.

You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has!

You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap."

You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."

You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."

You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.

You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.

You participated in "Participaction."

You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me."

You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.

Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.

You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.

You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.

You know what a toque is.

You have some memento of Doug and Bob.

You know Toronto is not a province.

You never miss "Coaches Corner."

Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM PITTSBURGH WHEN......


1. You walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside.

2. You often go down to the "crick"

3 You have to "red up" before company comes over

4. You've ever gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush"

5. You know that Ahia is a river, a boulevard, and a state.

6. You've ever "warched" or "wershed" the laundry.

7. You know where Beer Falls is.(beaver falls)

8. Mr Webster is wrong. You know full well that "ain't" is correct English.

9. You know you can't drive too fast of back roads, cause-udda-deer.

10. "Gumbands" .... need i say more?

11. You've ever drank and "arn"

12. You've ever told someone to "quit jaggin around"

13. You know that Clinton, Monaca, and Beaver, are actually names of towns.

14. You've called someone a "jaggoff".

15. You hear you guyses" or "yins" and don't look twice.

16. You know the 3 rivers by name and can pronounce them correctly, but refer to the as ... da Mon, da Al, and da O.

17. You hate Cleveland although you've never been there.

18. You know where KerNEGgy is and you like his museum and "liberries".

19. You drink "pop", eat "hogies" "pierogies" and "gyros"(jy-rows).

20. You drink Melk.

21. You didn't have IHOPS or wafflehouses

22. You know what a still mill is

23 You cheer for the stillers

24 You expect temps in the winter to be record breaking cold and temps in the summer to record breaking hot.

25. You go dahntahn to da strip district and take your wife with you. Be sure to get a Permanee's sammich while yins are der hangin out an �nat.

26. You know where Picksburgh is

27 You can find Zillionopal of a map

28 You go food shoppin at Jine Iggle

29 You don't have a spring break in high school

30 You believe that "Ize" is the abbreviation for " I was"

31 You know some one from "Sliberty , Esliberty or Wesliberty.

32. You've played with a dekkacards

33 You know the picksburgh zoo is in "Hilinpark" and have been there for school field trips.

34 You say "Mc Connells Mills" although you know that there is only one mill there

35 You what is meant by "the POINT"

36 You love Pennsylvania

37 Chipped ham was always in your fridge when you were growing up

38 If you've ever been "ascared" because that "nebby" old lady across the street saw you do something bad and you know she will " tell on you"

39. No matter how hard you try you can't stop talking Picksburghese.

And now, back to the IC. Bran, I have to look up a description for the Observatory. Cer made one somewhere but I can't find it.

[Bone Fort]

It's not Coke unless it's actually Coca Cola. It's soda.

[Giovenith]

ONLY MOST OF THOSE ARE TRUE, SWITH!!

Anyway, never read this blog. It will make you keep convincing yourself that you'll read "just one more post" then sleep, but you know you're lying.

[Swith Witherward]

It's not Coke unless it's actually Coca Cola. It's soda.

It's all pop.

[Erucia]

It's not Coke unless it's actually Coca Cola. It's soda.

It's all pop.

I feel like I'm willing to fight to the death to declare that it's soda, and not pop.

[Bone Fort]

It's not Coke unless it's actually Coca Cola. It's soda.

It's all pop.

Heretic. Next you'll be saying all sorts of crazy things, like it being potato instead of potato.

[Swith Witherward]

It's all pop.

Heretic. Next you'll be saying all sorts of crazy things, like it being potato instead of potato.

pah-TAY-dah.

[Bone Fort]

Heretic. Next you'll be saying all sorts of crazy things, like it being potato instead of potato.

pah-TAY-dah.

Pa-ta-do.

[Swith Witherward]

pah-TAY-dah.

Pa-ta-do.

Ter-may-der.

Usage:
Give me one of those there termayders and sommat cheese.

[Tiltjuice]

It's all pop.

I feel like I'm willing to fight to the death to declare that it's soda, and not pop.

You and me both.

[Swith Witherward]

It's pop. Soda is what you get when you mix "Alkselzer" in with wada. "Gemme one of those soda bi-carb-nits. That sammich went down funny."

[Bone Fort]

Pa-ta-do.

Ter-may-der.

Usage:
Give me one of those there termayders and sommat cheese.

That's it, burn the bitch at the stake.

[Swith Witherward]

That's it, burn the bitch at the stake.

Anymore, you jus' can't be burning her-tics. S'not seemly!

[Tiltjuice]

That's it, burn the bitch at the stake.

*sinks another ship*

Anymore, you jus' can't be burning her-tics. S'not seemly!

Can you throw tomaydoes at them instead?

[Erucia]

It's pop. Soda is what you get when you mix "Alkselzer" in with wada. "Gemme one of those soda bi-carb-nits. That sammich went down funny."

No ma'am, it's soda. Pop is what happens when you put mentos in Diet Coke and it becomes an anti-personnel weapon.

"'Scuse me, but may I have a sodah? My wadur ain't quite hitting the spot right with my sand-wheech."

[Torsiedelle]

G'night. Don't let the hippies bite.

[Swith Witherward]

Now that I think about it, I should do a vid meme where I don't go out of my way to sound normal. Bones already poked fun of "fas-sists" instead of "Fash-ists".

Eru, it'll be forever "pop".

[Bone Fort]

That's it, burn the bitch at the stake.

*sinks another ship*

What makes you think that? Maybe we're just really kinky about it.

[ApertureScienceInc]

*lurk lurk*

[Swith Witherward]

*sinks another ship*

What makes you think that? Maybe we're just really kinky about it.

Kindling, gasoline, flames. Perfect night.

The "after care" is a bitch, though.

[New Aksarben]

"Hey, ekscuse me. Ken I' ve some Pop? Preferably Root beer? No? Well, wader will do."


My attempt to recreate how I talk. Usually in that 'plains neutral' accent, but with some laziness in areas. XD