Badass Academy: One Man Doomsday (All Techs, OOC & Inv Only)

[The Ferret Revolution]

I can't believe I did this twice now but I'm changing Blake's weapon again :/

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Cool is that Hellsing's crossbow?
... wait... he hunted Vampires and Werewolves with that crossbow... is some psychotic man with a crossbow going to shoot me in the back?

Noooooooooo... *hides crossbow*

[Merodin]

Cool is that Hellsing's crossbow?
... wait... he hunted Vampires and Werewolves with that crossbow... is some psychotic man with a crossbow going to shoot me in the back?

Aly shows up with that* Can I have cake? *Innocent smile with aiming*

*Elendil breaks in the pub door with loaded shotgun*

Give Aly cake... *pumps shotgun* ... now...

[The Ferret Revolution]

Aly shows up with that* Can I have cake? *Innocent smile with aiming*

*Elendil breaks in the pub door with loaded shotgun*

Give Aly cake... *pumps shotgun* ... now...

*gives Aly pie*

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

I said not until she eats her greens! Do not undermine my fathering attempts!

[The Ferret Revolution]

I said not until she eats her greens! Do not undermine my fathering attempts!

Quiet you! Aly go ahead and eat you pie

[Merodin]

*Elendil breaks in the pub door with loaded shotgun*

Give Aly cake... *pumps shotgun* ... now...

*gives Aly cake*

*Arty tackles Min*

"Arty, he gave Aly the cake."

*Arty looks up sadly* "Oh, poo."

*Elendil sees Avalon saying something about evil green vegetables*

"Sick em." *Arty fly tackles Ava while Elendil goes over to Min and eats some of his cake*

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

I said not until she eats her greens! Do not undermine my fathering attempts!

Quiet you! Aly go ahead and eat you pie

Shut up Blake -.-" -puts a very sharp claw under your throat- I am her Guardian and I am going to make sure she eats her damned vegetables, even if it kills you.

[The Ferret Revolution]

Quiet you! Aly go ahead and eat you pie

Shut up Blake -.-" -puts a very sharp claw under your throat- I am her Guardian and I am going to make sure she eats her damned vegetables, even if it kills you.

*Gerard lights you on fire from the inside out* well that was fun *Blake walks away*

[Psycentric]

Quiet you! Aly go ahead and eat you pie

Shut up Blake -.-" -puts a very sharp claw under your throat- I am her Guardian and I am going to make sure she eats her damned vegetables, even if it kills you.

But greens are yucky! *holds knife behind back* you love me enough to know i hate them right?

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Shut up Blake -.-" -puts a very sharp claw under your throat- I am her Guardian and I am going to make sure she eats her damned vegetables, even if it kills you.

*Gerard lights you on fire from the inside out* well that was fun *Blake walks away*

-hugs you until you engulf in flames-
Well doesn't this just give you the warm fuzzies?
Get it cause I am a fucking wolf that is on freaking fire giving you a hug that is going to catch you on fire and kill you with me, mwhahahahaha!

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Shut up Blake -.-" -puts a very sharp claw under your throat- I am her Guardian and I am going to make sure she eats her damned vegetables, even if it kills you.

But greens are yucky! *holds knife behind back* you love me enough to know i hate them right?

Alyssa, go eat your vegetables or I will ground you and take this mystical back stratcher
-holds up your staff and then scratches my back with it there after-

[Merodin]

*Gerard lights you on fire from the inside out* well that was fun *Blake walks away*

-hugs you until you engulf in flames-
Well doesn't this just give you the warm fuzzies?
Get it cause I am a fucking wolf that is on freaking fire giving you a hug that is going to catch you on fire and kill you with me, mwhahahahaha!

Really? You switch teams for MIN?!?!?!?!?

I've underestimated your seduction capabilities, Min.

Min-1 Mer-0 but furry counts as two so...

Min-2 Mer-0

[The Ferret Revolution]

*gives Aly cake*

*Arty tackles Min*

"Arty, he gave Aly the cake."

*Arty looks up sadly* "Oh, poo."

*Elendil sees Avalon saying something about evil green vegetables*

"Sick em." *Arty fly tackles Ava while Elendil goes over to Min and eats some of his cake*

Why... why do you always tackle me damnit! *Blake takes off mask and reveals Ethan* why hello old friend.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

-hugs you until you engulf in flames-
Well doesn't this just give you the warm fuzzies?
Get it cause I am a fucking wolf that is on freaking fire giving you a hug that is going to catch you on fire and kill you with me, mwhahahahaha!

Really? You switch teams for MIN?!?!?!?!?

I've underestimated your seduction capabilities, Min.

Min-1 Mer-0 but furry counts as two so...

Min-2 Mer-0

You can give people hugs without switching teams dumb ass, hugging is not considered that high up on my love graph, I give girls hugs all the time; your logic fails highly

[Psycentric]

But greens are yucky! *holds knife behind back* you love me enough to know i hate them right?

Alyssa, go eat your vegetables or I will ground you and take this mystical back stratcher
-holds up your staff and then scratches my back with it there after-

*Smiles innocent approaching you with a knife* you didnt say i love you....

[The Ferret Revolution]

Really? You switch teams for MIN?!?!?!?!?

I've underestimated your seduction capabilities, Min.

Min-1 Mer-0 but furry counts as two so...

Min-2 Mer-0

You can give people hugs without switching teams dumb ass, hugging is not considered that high up on my love graph, I give girls hugs all the time; your logic fails highly

Why the hell can't you take a single damn joke

[Merodin]

Put in Ethan or Connor now.... I demand it, Min! Demand it!

*Arty purrs as best as a human can purr if at all* Ethan, its been too long.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Alyssa, go eat your vegetables or I will ground you and take this mystical back stratcher
-holds up your staff and then scratches my back with it there after-

*Smiles innocent approaching you with a knife* you didnt say i love you....

Why do I have to? I mean I am kind of your adoptive dad I am supposed to, now why do you have a knife? Eh, I need to to cut carrots anyway. -takes knife from you and dices the carrots up with it-
Now go put this up -smacks you on the head gently- little girls shouldn't be playing with knives

[Psycentric]

*Smiles innocent approaching you with a knife* you didnt say i love you....

Why do I have to? I mean I am kind of your adoptive dad I am supposed to, now why do you have a knife? Eh, I need to to cut carrots anyway. -takes knife from you and dices the carrots up with it-
Now go put this up -smacks you on the head gently- little girls shouldn't be playing with knives

you are clueless about yandere aren't you? *Slashs leg* it hurts me to punish you.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Why do I have to? I mean I am kind of your adoptive dad I am supposed to, now why do you have a knife? Eh, I need to to cut carrots anyway. -takes knife from you and dices the carrots up with it-
Now go put this up -smacks you on the head gently- little girls shouldn't be playing with knives

you are clueless about yandere aren't you? *Slashs leg* it hurts me to punish you.

-rips leg off and beats you with it-
And you are clueless about psychopaths aren't you?

[Merodin]

Why do I have to? I mean I am kind of your adoptive dad I am supposed to, now why do you have a knife? Eh, I need to to cut carrots anyway. -takes knife from you and dices the carrots up with it-
Now go put this up -smacks you on the head gently- little girls shouldn't be playing with knives

you are clueless about yandere aren't you? *Slashs leg* it hurts me to punish you.

*Elendil watches all the blood splattered about the room*

"Yes, I can see that, very much evidently."

*Arty savagely frenches with Ethan*

[The Ferret Revolution]

Put in Ethan or Connor now.... I demand it, Min! Demand it!

*Arty purrs as best as a human can purr if at all* Ethan, its been too long.

I do believe that the last time we met it didn't end too well. What happened down on the docks Arty.

[Merodin]

Put in Ethan or Connor now.... I demand it, Min! Demand it!

*Arty purrs as best as a human can purr if at all* Ethan, its been too long.

I do believe that the last time we met it didn't end too well. What happened down on the docks Arty.

I still got that in my TG archives if you wish to continue that.

That was fun. Poor Aly being kidnapped, delivering her baby on Elendil's plane (still haven't got rid of the stain, thanks a lot Aly!), and then ruining her wedding.

[Psycentric]

you are clueless about yandere aren't you? *Slashs leg* it hurts me to punish you.

-rips leg off and beats you with it-
And you are clueless about psychopaths aren't you?

I love the taste of you.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Think I might take a leave of absence for a good while, been nice acting/writing with you guys for awhile though