The Chronicles Of Aether Retold (Dead)

[The Inritus Extraho]

Humans?

Do you really want them anyway? I mean, they're assholes.

They're kinda the reason we're called gods.

I thought being nigh-omnipotent in your domain was why.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

They're kinda the reason we're called gods.

I thought being nigh-omnipotent in your domain was why.

And I thought that something that doesn't exist can't be a reason for anything.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

They're kinda the reason we're called gods.

I thought being nigh-omnipotent in your domain was why.

That just makes us a bunch of game designers without a demographic. Plus it's no fun without dicking and dicking with mortals.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I thought being nigh-omnipotent in your domain was why.

And I thought that something that doesn't exist can't be a reason for anything.

And I thought pizza was delicious.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

And I thought that something that doesn't exist can't be a reason for anything.

And I thought pizza was delicious.

It is.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

And I thought that something that doesn't exist can't be a reason for anything.

And I thought pizza was delicious.

You bet your ass it is.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

And I thought pizza was delicious.

You bet your ass it is.

I had a bacon sandwich for dinner.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You bet your ass it is.

I had a bacon sandwich for dinner.

...Did it have just bacon?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I had a bacon sandwich for dinner.

...Did it have just bacon?

It also had swiss cheese and bread.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

...Did it have just bacon?

It also had swiss cheese and bread.

Ah.

[Neo Arcad]

I had a bacon cheeseburger for dinner.
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaactually, Mexico is fatter.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I had a bacon cheeseburger for dinner.
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaactually, Mexico is fatter.

You're still the ones obsessed with bacon, though.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I had a bacon cheeseburger for dinner.
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaactually, Mexico is fatter.

You're still the ones obsessed with bacon, though.

You don't need to be American to enjoy bacon; passion for bacon is shared by British, French, Germans, Russians, Chinese, Japanese, Mexicans, Canadians, Christians, Buddhists, Jewish, Muslims, Hindus, boys, girls, dogs, cats, ants, blacks, whites, Asians, Hispanics, upper class, lower class, middle class, and the United States of Japan.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You're still the ones obsessed with bacon, though.

You don't need to be American to enjoy bacon; passion for bacon is shared by British, French, Germans, Russians, Chinese, Japanese, Mexicans, Canadians, Christians, Buddhists, Jewish, Muslims, Hindus boys, girls, dogs, cats, ants, blacks, whites, Asians, Hispanics, upper class, lower class, middle class, and the United States of Japan.

See what I mean?

I never said anything about joy. I spoke of obsession. .

[The Empire of Pretantia]

You don't need to be American to enjoy bacon; passion for bacon is shared by British, French, Germans, Russians, Chinese, Japanese, Mexicans, Canadians, Christians, Buddhists, Jewish, Muslims, Hindus boys, girls, dogs, cats, ants, blacks, whites, Asians, Hispanics, upper class, lower class, middle class, and the United States of Japan.

See what I mean?

I never said anything about joy. I spoke of obsession. .

You don't need to be American to obsess over bacon; carnal desire for bacon is shared by British, French, Germans, Russians, Chinese, Japanese, Mexicans, Canadians, Christians, Buddhists, Jewish, Muslims, Hindus, boys, girls, dogs, cats, ants, blacks, whites, Asians, Hispanics, upper class, lower class, middle class, and the United States of Japan.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

See what I mean?

I never said anything about joy. I spoke of obsession. .

You don't need to be American to obsess over bacon; carnal desire for bacon is shared by British, French, Germans, Russians, Chinese, Japanese, Mexicans, Canadians, Christians, Buddhists, Jewish, Muslims, Hindus, boys, girls, dogs, cats, ants, blacks, whites, Asians, Hispanics, upper class, lower class, middle class, and the United States of Japan.

Through your constant insistence, you only prove my point. .

[The Empire of Pretantia]

You don't need to be American to obsess over bacon; carnal desire for bacon is shared by British, French, Germans, Russians, Chinese, Japanese, Mexicans, Canadians, Christians, Buddhists, Jewish, Muslims, Hindus, boys, girls, dogs, cats, ants, blacks, whites, Asians, Hispanics, upper class, lower class, middle class, and the United States of Japan.

Through your constant insistence, you only prove my point. .

You don't need to be American to be wrong; incorrectness is shared by Zarkenis Ultima.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Through your constant insistence, you only prove my point. .

You don't need to be American to be wrong; incorrectness is shared by Zarkenis Ultima.

This is true.

Paradox commenced.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

You don't need to be American to be wrong; incorrectness is shared by Zarkenis Ultima.

This is true.

Paradox commenced.

How is it a paradox?

[Neo Arcad]

This is true.

Paradox commenced.

How is it a paradox?

He said it was true he was wrong. So was he wrong in saying he was wrong? Would that make him right?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

How is it a paradox?

He said it was true he was wrong. So was he wrong in saying he was wrong? Would that make him right?

If a liar says he always lies, is he telling the truth? The answer: no.

[Ameriganastan]

Have you people all gone crazy or something?

[Malshan]

Have you people all gone crazy or something?

*ahem*
I'm a LUNAtic. I've always been crazy compared to you mortals. Ignore my god complex.

Also.....

Dude, your worship is weird at times.

Regardless, I can certainly do whatever the hell I want. If I'm asking for opinions, it's for a reason. .

Again, LUNAtic. I worship the moon....sort of. As such...

Another dream that will never come true
Just to compliment your sorrow
Another life that I've taken from you
A gift to add on to your pain and suffering
Another truth you can never believe
Has crippled you completely
All the cries you're beginning to hear
Trapped in your mind, and the sound is deafening

Let me enlighten you
This is the way I pray

Living just isn't hard enough
Burn me alive, inside
Living my life's not hard enough
Take everything away

Another nightmare about to come true
Will manifest tomorrow
Another love that I've taken from you
Lost in time, on the edge of suffering
Another taste of the evil I breed
Will level you completely
Bring to life everything that you fear
Live in the dark, and the world is threatening

Let me enlighten you
This is the way i pray

Living just isn't hard enough
Burn me alive, inside
Living my life's not hard enough
Take everything away

Return to me, return to me, return to me, turn to me, leave me no one
Turn to me, return to me, return to me, turn to me, cast aside
Return to me, return to me, return to me, turn to me, leave me no one
Turn to me, return to me, return to me, you've made me turn away

Living just isn't hard enough
Burn me alive, inside
Living my life's not hard enough,
They take everything from you...

[The Inritus Extraho]

PO-ny.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

PO-ny.

Wut.