NS Hetalia: A dawn of a new era(IC)

[The High Tatras]

A young man and a wolf enter the general area.

“Please excuse me, but where exactly am I? I was on my way to… Actually I am not sure where I was going. Anyways, I have gotten lost. Could you please help me find my way home (wherever that is)?” said the man in a thick Slavic accent. He did not reference the wolf at all, as if it were completely normal to keep a large and only semi-tame animal unleashed and allow it to wander around town entirely unsupervised.

OOC: I am repeating my introduction because it was ignored last time (many pages ago).

[Belavakia]

Lazarus sits on the floor and shrugs. "I don't mess with any. My zombies are harmless, and actually are very advanced for what brain matter they have left." He then gets hit with Vic. "Ah! The hell!" He looks at him. "Oh! Your the guy who S has fallen for." He offered a fist pound. "Rare event. She's a picky one."

Vic is kind of fully tied up, so he foreheads his fist and mumbles something in the affirmative.
He then crawls off like a worm.

Wolfgang, pulling a rocket launcher out of god knows where, goes outside. "WHERE ARE YOU YAH SINGING ROBOTIC FUCK!?!?!"

Emilai steps on him, sitting down on the couch.

the LA's continue, the robot is no where to be seen.

A young man and a wolf enter the general area.

“Please excuse me, but where exactly am I? I was on my way to… Actually I am not sure where I was going. Anyways, I have gotten lost. Could you please help me find my way home (wherever that is)?” said the man in a thick Slavic accent. He did not reference the wolf at all, as if it were completely normal to keep a large and only semi-tame animal unleashed and allow it to wander around town entirely unsupervised.

OOC: I am repeating my introduction because it was ignored last time (many pages ago).

(becasue there's no General Area, Everyone is off in they're own land)

[Releign]

A young man and a wolf enter the general area.

“Please excuse me, but where exactly am I? I was on my way to… Actually I am not sure where I was going. Anyways, I have gotten lost. Could you please help me find my way home (wherever that is)?” said the man in a thick Slavic accent. He did not reference the wolf at all, as if it were completely normal to keep a large and only semi-tame animal unleashed and allow it to wander around town entirely unsupervised.

OOC: I am repeating my introduction because it was ignored last time (many pages ago).

"YOUR IN HEEEEELL MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!!!" Yells Frederick, flying out of nowhere. "WELCOME TO THE SLIM SHADY MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA!!! YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND YOU KNOW THAT I WILL NOT LET YOU PASS BUT IF YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS THREE YOUR ASS CAN HAUL IT RIGHT ON THROUGH THE PAAAAASS!"
Question 1. How big is my dog. Yes, my dog.
Question 2. What kind of dog do I own?
Question 3. Dog or Cat?

Vic starts mumbling, looking up at her pleadingly.

[Belavakia]

A young man and a wolf enter the general area.

“Please excuse me, but where exactly am I? I was on my way to… Actually I am not sure where I was going. Anyways, I have gotten lost. Could you please help me find my way home (wherever that is)?” said the man in a thick Slavic accent. He did not reference the wolf at all, as if it were completely normal to keep a large and only semi-tame animal unleashed and allow it to wander around town entirely unsupervised.

OOC: I am repeating my introduction because it was ignored last time (many pages ago).

"YOUR IN HEEEEELL MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!!!" Yells Frederick, flying out of nowhere. "WELCOME TO THE SLIM SHADY MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA!!! YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND YOU KNOW THAT I WILL NOT LET YOU PASS BUT IF YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS THREE YOUR ASS CAN HAUL IT RIGHT ON THROUGH THE PAAAAASS!"
Question 1. How big is my dog. Yes, my dog.
Question 2. What kind of dog do I own?
Question 3. Dog or Cat?

Vic starts mumbling, looking up at her pleadingly.

The la's go to fredrick

[Releign]

"YOUR IN HEEEEELL MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!!!" Yells Frederick, flying out of nowhere. "WELCOME TO THE SLIM SHADY MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA!!! YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND YOU KNOW THAT I WILL NOT LET YOU PASS BUT IF YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS THREE YOUR ASS CAN HAUL IT RIGHT ON THROUGH THE PAAAAASS!"
Question 1. How big is my dog. Yes, my dog.
Question 2. What kind of dog do I own?
Question 3. Dog or Cat?

Vic starts mumbling, looking up at her pleadingly.

The la's go to fredrick

Frederick prusues the La's in Super Saiyan mode >:C
(Ignore anything that happens to it, he just fuckin' round)

[Belavakia]

The la's go to fredrick

Frederick prusues the La's in Super Saiyan mode >:C
(Ignore anything that happens to it, he just fuckin' round)

He's caught by a claw and carried off by a kidnapper

[Releign]

Frederick prusues the La's in Super Saiyan mode >:C
(Ignore anything that happens to it, he just fuckin' round)

He's caught by a claw and carried off by a kidnapper

"KAMI HAMI HAAAAAAA!" He roars, shooting a nuch of beams ereywhur and covering himself in dat flame.

[Belavakia]

He's caught by a claw and carried off by a kidnapper

"KAMI HAMI HAAAAAAA!" He roars, shooting a nuch of beams ereywhur and covering himself in dat flame.

maybe in his mind, in the real world, he's just being carried off to somewhere.

[The High Tatras]

A young man and a wolf enter the general area.

“Please excuse me, but where exactly am I? I was on my way to… Actually I am not sure where I was going. Anyways, I have gotten lost. Could you please help me find my way home (wherever that is)?” said the man in a thick Slavic accent. He did not reference the wolf at all, as if it were completely normal to keep a large and only semi-tame animal unleashed and allow it to wander around town entirely unsupervised.

OOC: I am repeating my introduction because it was ignored last time (many pages ago).

"YOUR IN HEEEEELL MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!!!" Yells Frederick, flying out of nowhere. "WELCOME TO THE SLIM SHADY MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA!!! YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND YOU KNOW THAT I WILL NOT LET YOU PASS BUT IF YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS THREE YOUR ASS CAN HAUL IT RIGHT ON THROUGH THE PAAAAASS!"
Question 1. How big is my dog. Yes, my dog.
Question 2. What kind of dog do I own?
Question 3. Dog or Cat?

Vic starts mumbling, looking up at her pleadingly.

"Could you please rephrase that for me? My English is not very good" said Josef sarcastically. He understood perfectly what Frederick (clearly an aggressive lunatic) had said, but he thought it would be more fun to mess with him than to answer his nonsensical questions.

[Releign]

"KAMI HAMI HAAAAAAA!" He roars, shooting a nuch of beams ereywhur and covering himself in dat flame.

maybe in his mind, in the real world, he's just being carried off to somewhere.

He is snorting insane amounts of cocaine. He does a crazy person escape and runs back tp Josef. "UWANNAFIGHTBRPOCVDXOKVNKDFSLVNM DSBNL;PCVXZ NJZKVM AKJZZCM ,.KZXCM .CJCFS BKJKNS SBKJL " He yells in his face, spraying cocaine ereywhur.

[Belavakia]

maybe in his mind, in the real world, he's just being carried off to somewhere.

He is snorting insane amounts of cocaine. He does a crazy person escape and runs back tp Josef. "UWANNAFIGHTBRPOCVDXOKVNKDFSLVNM DSBNL;PCVXZ NJZKVM AKJZZCM ,.KZXCM .CJCFS BKJKNS SBKJL " He yells in his face, spraying cocaine ereywhur.

he's gun down by the Chrysalis, dead. it then goes to High Tatras and floats in front of him

[Releign]

He is snorting insane amounts of cocaine. He does a crazy person escape and runs back tp Josef. "UWANNAFIGHTBRPOCVDXOKVNKDFSLVNM DSBNL;PCVXZ NJZKVM AKJZZCM ,.KZXCM .CJCFS BKJKNS SBKJL " He yells in his face, spraying cocaine ereywhur.

he's gun down by the Chrysalis, dead. it then goes to High Tatras and floats in front of him

The amount of crack in his systems keeps him alive long enough to rub one out and die.

[The High Tatras]

He is snorting insane amounts of cocaine. He does a crazy person escape and runs back tp Josef. "UWANNAFIGHTBRPOCVDXOKVNKDFSLVNM DSBNL;PCVXZ NJZKVM AKJZZCM ,.KZXCM .CJCFS BKJKNS SBKJL " He yells in his face, spraying cocaine ereywhur.

he's gun down by the Chrysalis, dead. it then goes to High Tatras and floats in front of him

"Dobry den. I must thank you, as I believe you may have saved my life. Is that some kind of rocket ship?" shouted The High Tatras to the pilot of the strange craft floating above him.

[Belavakia]

he's gun down by the Chrysalis, dead. it then goes to High Tatras and floats in front of him

"Dobry den. I must thank you, as I believe you may have saved my life. Is that some kind of rocket ship?" shouted The High Tatras to the pilot of the strange craft floating above him.

it deploy's a smaller drone, that fires a claw at him.

[The High Tatras]

"Dobry den. I must thank you, as I believe you may have saved my life. Is that some kind of rocket ship?" shouted The High Tatras to the pilot of the strange craft floating above him.

it deploy's a smaller drone, that fires a claw at him.

"Why are you trying to kill me? We just met each other! What have I done to you that makes you want me to die?" shouted The High Tatras, while he was attempting to dodge the claw that had been fired in his direction.

[Belavakia]

it deploy's a smaller drone, that fires a claw at him.

"Why are you trying to kill me? We just met each other! What have I done to you that makes you want me to die?" shouted The High Tatras, while he was attempting to dodge the claw that had been fired in his direction.

the claw catches him, and it carries him to Emilia's home, The Chrysalis follows.

[The High Tatras]

"Why are you trying to kill me? We just met each other! What have I done to you that makes you want me to die?" shouted The High Tatras, while he was attempting to dodge the claw that had been fired in his direction.

the claw catches him, and it carries him to Emilia's home, The Chrysalis follows.

"Where are you taking me? I demand to know who you are and what it is you want with me!" shouted The High Tatras to the Chrysalis.

[Belavakia]

the claw catches him, and it carries him to Emilia's home, The Chrysalis follows.

"Where are you taking me? I demand to know who you are and what it is you want with me!" shouted The High Tatras to the Chrysalis.

It drops him outside the house, the La track starts up again, and flies away, passing wolfgang.

[The High Tatras]

"Where are you taking me? I demand to know who you are and what it is you want with me!" shouted The High Tatras to the Chrysalis.

It drops him outside the house, the La track starts up again, and flies away, passing wolfgang.

Still dazed and confused after being carried like a toy in a certain kind of coin-operated machine, Josef stumbles to the front door of the house and knocks on it. "I wonder who lives here" he thinks to himself.

[Releign]

Tank columns move through the destroyed streets of Old Releign, running over the shattered remains of charred bodies and piles of ash with the occasional charred limb sticking out. Mass graves are run down as the tanks move through, APC's now visible behind them. The tanks grind to a halt as the APC's move to the sides of the column, slowly moving forward. Releignian soldiers, red eye slots glowing and breathers secured, exit the APC's and walk towards the front of the halted column. They are faced by a large amount of protesting civilians, all of them breaking curfew. The soldiers form two lines, guns raised. The protesters hold hands, all of them singing.
"All we are saying..."
The click of safeties going off is heard en mass.
"...is give peace a cha-"
Lights flash against the dark street as empty shell casings clatter on the ground, small amounts of screaming heard.

[Belavakia]

It drops him outside the house, the La track starts up again, and flies away, passing wolfgang.

Still dazed and confused after being carried like a toy in a certain kind of coin-operated machine, Josef stumbles to the front door of the house and knocks on it. "I wonder who lives here" he thinks to himself.

Emilia opens the door after untying Vic. "What now?"

[The High Tatras]

Still dazed and confused after being carried like a toy in a certain kind of coin-operated machine, Josef stumbles to the front door of the house and knocks on it. "I wonder who lives here" he thinks to himself.

Emilia opens the door after untying Vic. "What now?"

"Dobry den. Is this your house?" said Josef.

[Belavakia]

Emilia opens the door after untying Vic. "What now?"

"Dobry den. Is this your house?" said Josef.

"...yeah...who are you and what do you want...."

[The High Tatras]

"Dobry den. Is this your house?" said Josef.

"...yeah...who are you and what do you want...."

"My name is Josef Blaskowicz-Jankovic. I am lost. A giant flying claw picked me up and dropped me here. Can I stay at your place for a while?" said Josef.

[Belavakia]

"...yeah...who are you and what do you want...."

"My name is Josef Blaskowicz-Jankovic. I am lost. A giant flying claw picked me up and dropped me here. Can I stay at your place for a while?" said Josef.

Emilia growls a ibt. "fine, go in and make yourself at home, Do NOT go in the basment." she heads out and grabs Wolfgang by the bakc of the neck. "You did NOT Tell me it was Active!"