The Camp (OOC/REBOOT/OPEN)

[Lancearc]

Me is back from celebrating my 21st haha

can some give me quick rundown on what's going on. please and thank you.

Currently, a native trader (secretly dude that is trying to find ways to bust open dis bitch) has entered the outpost, warden has been gracious enough to grant five rubels to the prisoners to purchase things.

[The Victorian Empire]

Nicholas is so ambitious, he's nuts.

Not Jacob nuts, but still nuts.

[Vaxon]

Nicholas is so ambitious, he's nuts.

Not Jacob nuts, but still nuts.

Jacob is not nuts.
He's totally bonkers.
He ripped a man's eye out and ate it infront of him, then used the eye socket to P. L. E. A. S. U. R. E. himself.
The man survived that, and then he simply chopped him up and made him soup.

This is of course before the Nazis captured him.

[Verbluffen III]

Nicholas is so ambitious, he's nuts.

Not Jacob nuts, but still nuts.

Jacob is not nuts.
He's totally bonkers.
He ripped a man's eye out and ate it infront of him, then used the eye socket to P. L. E. A. S. U. R. E. himself.
The man survived that, and then he simply chopped him up and made him soup.

This is of course before the Nazis captured him.

WHAT?!

[Vaxon]

Jacob is not nuts.
He's totally bonkers.
He ripped a man's eye out and ate it infront of him, then used the eye socket to P. L. E. A. S. U. R. E. himself.
The man survived that, and then he simply chopped him up and made him soup.

This is of course before the Nazis captured him.

WHAT?!

In other words,
It is highly advised to never take off Jacob's straight jacket.
Should you do so, without good reasoning, you're dead.

[Verbluffen III]

WHAT?!

In other words,
It is highly advised to never take off Jacob's straight jacket.
Should you do so, without good reasoning, you're dead.

I'll remind myself not to then....

[Vaxon]

In other words,
It is highly advised to never take off Jacob's straight jacket.
Should you do so, without good reasoning, you're dead.

I'll remind myself not to then....

XD

Oh and one other thing.
Jacob says hi.
*points behind you*

[Verbluffen III]

I'll remind myself not to then....

XD

Oh and one other thing.
Jacob says hi.
*points behind you*

*points sawed off shotgun at his face*

[Vaxon]

XD

Oh and one other thing.
Jacob says hi.
*points behind you*

*points sawed off shotgun at his face*

*He grabs it and shoots your legs off*
*He proceeds to beat you with them and eat your toes at the same time*

[Verbluffen III]

*points sawed off shotgun at his face*

*He grabs it and shoots your legs off*
*He proceeds to beat you with them and eat your toes at the same time*

"Toothless get your ass over here!"

A large, black dragon shoots plasma at Jacob.

[Vaxon]

*He grabs it and shoots your legs off*
*He proceeds to beat you with them and eat your toes at the same time*

"Toothless get your ass over here!"

A large, black dragon shoots plasma at Jacob.

*Jacob laughs as he dodges the plasma and tears the Dragon's throat out with his bare hands*
*He begins eating the dragon slowly*

[Verbluffen III]

"Toothless get your ass over here!"

A large, black dragon shoots plasma at Jacob.

*Jacob laughs as he dodges the plasma and tears the Dragon's throat out with his bare hands*
*He begins eating the dragon slowly*

*runs away, getting into Leopard II*

[Vaxon]

*Jacob laughs as he dodges the plasma and tears the Dragon's throat out with his bare hands*
*He begins eating the dragon slowly*

*runs away, getting into Leopard II*

*Jacob calls in a MOAB and everything to kill him and you; it succeeds*

I am logging out for now.
In case I don't return, goodnight peeps.

[The Victorian Empire]

Pfft, you're acting like Jacob is a badass.

Wrong.

Orlov is a badass in disguise, he could chop off Jacob's hands with a butter knife. He has no fear... or anything, come to think of it. He's emotionless. He's like a stone wall. Cold and unmovable.

[Vaxon]

Pfft, you're acting like Jacob is a badass.

Wrong.

Orlov is a badass in disguise, he could chop off Jacob's hands with a butter knife. He has no fear... or anything, come to think of it. He's emotionless. He's like a stone wall. Cold and unmovable.

I never said Jacob had emotions.

And, good for Orlov.
Meanwhile, he will die before he touches Jacob via Jacob uses his knife he keeps inside his Jacket to slice your throat.
>Win!<

[The Victorian Empire]

Pfft, you're acting like Jacob is a badass.

Wrong.

Orlov is a badass in disguise, he could chop off Jacob's hands with a butter knife. He has no fear... or anything, come to think of it. He's emotionless. He's like a stone wall. Cold and unmovable.

I never said Jacob had emotions.

And, good for Orlov.
Meanwhile, he will die before he touches Jacob via Jacob uses his knife he keeps inside his Jacket to slice your throat.
>Win!<

Orlov could disarm Jacob before he can even move his shoulder, literally disarm him. He has the strength of a grizzly.

[Vaxon]

I never said Jacob had emotions.

And, good for Orlov.
Meanwhile, he will die before he touches Jacob via Jacob uses his knife he keeps inside his Jacket to slice your throat.
>Win!<

Orlov could disarm Jacob before he can even move his shoulder, literally disarm him. He has the strength of a grizzly.

Jacob has 10 Pack abs, bro. :L
How do you think he made so many escape attempts with ze Nazis?
Anyway, no more wank-waving, alright?

[The Victorian Empire]

Orlov could disarm Jacob before he can even move his shoulder, literally disarm him. He has the strength of a grizzly.

Jacob has 10 Pack abs, bro. :L
How do you think he made so many escape attempts with ze Nazis?
Anyway, no more wank-waving, alright?

Orlov eats Nazis for breakfast.

Alright.

[Verbluffen III]

Jacob has 10 Pack abs, bro. :L
How do you think he made so many escape attempts with ze Nazis?
Anyway, no more wank-waving, alright?

Orlov eats Nazis for breakfast.

Alright.

What did you say?!

[Vaxon]

Jacob has 10 Pack abs, bro. :L
How do you think he made so many escape attempts with ze Nazis?
Anyway, no more wank-waving, alright?

Orlov eats Nazis for breakfast.

Alright.

...
Jacob kills communistss/nazis and says they are teh same.
Then, he sews the Communist's Body and the Nazi's body together to make one person.
It works out perfectly.

[The Victorian Empire]

Orlov eats Nazis for breakfast.

Alright.

...
Jacob kills communistss/nazis and says they are teh same.
Then, he sews the Communist's Body and the Nazi's body together to make one person.
It works out perfectly.

Hows he going to sew when his eyes are missing?

[Vaxon]

...
Jacob kills communistss/nazis and says they are teh same.
Then, he sews the Communist's Body and the Nazi's body together to make one person.
It works out perfectly.

Hows he going to sew when his eyes are missing?

Victorian.
Let's agree to stop wank-waving and just RP from now on.

[The Victorian Empire]

Hows he going to sew when his eyes are missing?

Victorian.
Let's agree to stop wank-waving and just RP from now on.

Mmk.

[Lancearc]

Sorry for the lack of posting here, it's been busy.

I'll be getting posts up more consistently, though they may be short as I'll be operating from a phone.

[Verbluffen III]

Alright...what I miss?