Game of Thrones: Win or Die [Sign-up, OOC]

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

"You're a good man."
"That's nothing! You're a hero!"
"That means little. Good men are rare. Heroes are forged wherever the war is."

It wasn't exactly like that, but it still moved me .

To quote prince Calder: he hadn't thought much about himself. Turned out he was a sentimental prick.

I always loved Bremer right from the beginning to when he was reinstated but he should give up on that woman already she has married well and has Bayaz on her side don't mess with Bayaz. On that subject I don't like Bayaz anymore he betrays everyone when they make the slightest mistake and I loved when Calder just beat him at the end making his brother king over him.

I liked that too. It was the ultimate nuance: showing Calder doesn't have to be such a prick at all.

Though we shouldn't forget he got a boy killed to get his pieces started.

[Cheten]

Jon Snow becomes far more pragmatic when he becomes Lord Commander in the later books, realizing the usefulness of the Free Folk and how they can be used to turn the tide of the oncoming Others.

Walder Frey is a spiteful old man who didn't realize that his actions would cause the entire world to shatter around him.

True, but the stubbornness to uphold his oaths made life also more difficult for Jon. If he had been more generous to Stannis, Stannis might have been more complacent. If Jon took his offer to lay claim on Winterfell he might have raised another army in the North to deal with both House Bolton and the Wildlings. Walder has gained a lot from his betrayal, more than the Starks would ever give him. The Freys hold Riverrun now.

The starks would have made his line royal lineage.... He actually lost a lot in his betrayal but with the support of the Iron throne his gains would be more permanent where as if he sided with the Starks he could have lost the war, or in the future another war could have destroyed the fledgling kingdom and House Frey would be back where it started.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

But... then he can't procreate!

Dany will be lingering around.

Naw. Euron will take care of that.

[Lunas Legion]

The best end result-

King- Stannis
Hand- Tyrion
Master of-
Laws- Doldorus Edd
Coin- Littlefinger
Whispers- Varys
Nothing else is needed. These 5 in one room would destroy the world through the humour produced.

[Albaie]

I always loved Bremer right from the beginning to when he was reinstated but he should give up on that woman already she has married well and has Bayaz on her side don't mess with Bayaz. On that subject I don't like Bayaz anymore he betrays everyone when they make the slightest mistake and I loved when Calder just beat him at the end making his brother king over him.

I liked that too. It was the ultimate nuance: showing Calder doesn't have to be such a prick at all.

Though we shouldn't forget he got a boy killed to get his pieces started.

Calder was a lot like Tyrion in a way. Hated by almost everyone yet very smart and with no skill with a blade and has a warrior brother who is the only one that likes him.

[Shadyrya]

Dany will be lingering around.

Naw. Euron will take care of that.

Do you honestly expect Euron to marry her?

Fuck thats. I want Dany to marry

Aegon, or now that the fog of ignorance has been lifted off me, Jon.

Good to know I'm not the only one who loves Edd.

[Prince-Bishopric Of Liege]

The best end result-

King- Stannis
Hand- Tyrion
Master of-
Laws- Doldorus Edd
Coin- Littlefinger
Whispers- Varys
Nothing else is needed. These 5 in one room would destroy the world through the humour produced.

Hmm, if Baelish can't be King... Then seconded.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

Naw. Euron will take care of that.

Do you honestly expect Euron to marry her?

Fuck thats. I want Dany to marry

Aegon, or now that the fog of ignorance has been lifted off me, Jon.

Good to know I'm not the only one who loves Edd.

I expect Euron to rape her. Then dominate her and her dragons both.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

The best end result-

King- Stannis
Hand- Tyrion
Master of-
Laws- Doldorus Edd
Coin- Littlefinger
Whispers- Varys
Nothing else is needed. These 5 in one room would destroy the world through the humour produced.

Hmm, if Baelish can't be King... Then seconded.

Ideal:

King - Bronn
Everything else - Tyrion
Romantic musician - Varys.

[Shadyrya]

Do you honestly expect Euron to marry her?

Fuck thats. I want Dany to marry

Aegon, or now that the fog of ignorance has been lifted off me, Jon.

Good to know I'm not the only one who loves Edd.

I expect Euron to rape her. Then dominate her and her dragons both.

The dragons cannot be dominated, silly. He might do the former, if Ser Barristan is dead (because I still think Barr can whup nigh anyone's ass) or gone, but he will never tame the dragons.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

I expect Euron to rape her. Then dominate her and her dragons both.

The dragons cannot be dominated, silly. He might do the former, if Ser Barristan is dead (because I still think Barr can whup nigh anyone's ass) or gone, but he will never tame the dragons.

Psst. Dragonhorn. And some serious black magic.

[Lunas Legion]

The dragons cannot be dominated, silly. He might do the former, if Ser Barristan is dead (because I still think Barr can whup nigh anyone's ass) or gone, but he will never tame the dragons.

Psst. Dragonhorn.

The Dragonhorn is a lie, or the Horn that destroys the Wall.

[Shadyrya]

The dragons cannot be dominated, silly. He might do the former, if Ser Barristan is dead (because I still think Barr can whup nigh anyone's ass) or gone, but he will never tame the dragons.

Psst. Dragonhorn. And some serious black magic.

Lolnope. Sorry, not gonna happen.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

Psst. Dragonhorn.

The Dragonhorn is a lie, or the Horn that destroys the Wall.

I dunno. No reason to believe so.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

Psst. Dragonhorn. And some serious black magic.

Lolnope. Sorry, not gonna happen.

I wouldn't underestimate uncle Euron... but we'll have to wait and see right?

[Shadyrya]

Lolnope. Sorry, not gonna happen.

I wouldn't underestimate uncle Euron... but we'll have to wait and see right?

Guess so.

Fuck Crow's Eye, though. I really don't like Euron. Victarion is twice as awesome.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

I wouldn't underestimate uncle Euron... but we'll have to wait and see right?

Guess so.

Fuck Crow's Eye, though. I really don't like Euron. Victarion is twice as awesome.

I'm gonna stop you there. Fuck Victarion. Love the Crow's Eye.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

I liked that too. It was the ultimate nuance: showing Calder doesn't have to be such a prick at all.

Though we shouldn't forget he got a boy killed to get his pieces started.

Calder was a lot like Tyrion in a way. Hated by almost everyone yet very smart and with no skill with a blade and has a warrior brother who is the only one that likes him.

Indeed. I liked him though. He had a certain charm.

[Lunas Legion]

Guess so.

Fuck Crow's Eye, though. I really don't like Euron. Victarion is twice as awesome.

I'm gonna stop you there. Fuck Victarion. Love the Crow's Eye.

Screw both of them. Aeron is best Greyjoy.

[Shadyrya]

Guess so.

Fuck Crow's Eye, though. I really don't like Euron. Victarion is twice as awesome.

I'm gonna stop you there. Fuck Victarion. Love the Crow's Eye.

Shireen is cooler than Euron.

Aeron is a zealous asshole.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

I'm gonna stop you there. Fuck Victarion. Love the Crow's Eye.

Shireen is cooler than Euron.

Aeron is a zealous asshole.

Fuck all Ironborn, except Euron. He's evil, he knows it, and he admits it. He's mad, but totally cool about it. The most awesome hedonist of the series.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

A week later, Laerio said he had a surprise for me. It turned out to be the heads of all the men who had abused me. He waited to see if I would be startled, but I wasn't... this was a man who would do everything for me. The first one who wouldn't discard me like some used toy when done with me. I fell into his arms... and we made love.

That's how we roll in Braavos

[Shadyrya]

A week later, Laerio said he had a surprise for me. It turned out to be the heads of all the men who had abused me. He waited to see if I would be startled, but I wasn't... this was a man who would do everything for me. The first one who wouldn't discard me like some used toy when done with me. I fell into his arms... and we made love.

That's how we roll in Braavos

You fuck in front of dead heads?

Braavos sounds amazing.

[Sealord Laerio Grynsell]

A week later, Laerio said he had a surprise for me. It turned out to be the heads of all the men who had abused me. He waited to see if I would be startled, but I wasn't... this was a man who would do everything for me. The first one who wouldn't discard me like some used toy when done with me. I fell into his arms... and we made love.

That's how we roll in Braavos

You fuck in front of dead heads?

Braavos sounds amazing.

In the spirit of Georgyboy, I had to to this .

I dunno. I just felt inspired for some reason... just had to show off the type of people Laerio and his wife really are... the ones that can fuck in front of dead heads .

[Shadyrya]

You fuck in front of dead heads?

Braavos sounds amazing.

In the spirit of Georgyboy, I had to to this .

I dunno. I just felt inspired for some reason... just had to show off the type of people Laerio and his wife really are... the ones that can fuck in front of dead heads .

Do they both have fetishes for dead people or something?