Heroes: OOC <archived>

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

For shits and giggles.
Name of Side: none in particular
Name: Fosh
Age: Uncomfirmed
Sex: None
Appearance: big mouth that comes out of the ground, and occasionally eyes, preferts stying under grass, and avoids bare ground whenever possible
Weapons and Training: can eat anything short of diamond hard, anything else it just swallows and lets its (exdimensional) stomach digest.
Bio: one day it realised that it existed, than ate a squirrel, after that it settled down in the Whitehouse lawn.
RP Example:

Oh dear God.... XD Accepted.
Are you going to eat Obama...?
If so I want a picture, like bunches of them! bwahahahahaha

[Raktio]

For shits and giggles.
Name of Side: none in particular
Name: Fosh
Age: Uncomfirmed
Sex: None
Appearance: big mouth that comes out of the ground, and occasionally eyes, preferts stying under grass, and avoids bare ground whenever possible
Weapons and Training: can eat anything short of diamond hard, anything else it just swallows and lets its (exdimensional) stomach digest.
Bio: one day it realised that it existed, than ate a squirrel, after that it settled down in the Whitehouse lawn.
RP Example:

Oh dear God.... XD Accepted.
Are you going to eat Obama...?
If so I want a picture, like bunches of them! bwahahahahaha

Nom, nom, noms "did you know that the presidents shoe tastes like black liquorice?" Burrows off to go do something else.

Also ithink I'll have it eat some radioactive material to.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Oh dear God.... XD Accepted.
Are you going to eat Obama...?
If so I want a picture, like bunches of them! bwahahahahaha

Nom, nom, noms "did you know that the presidents shoe tastes like black liquorice?" Burrows off to go do something else.

Also ithink I'll have it eat some radioactive material to.

Just for shits and giggles we should have the face eat like the president, Nancy, and Reed. :3 Of course we would bring them back some how later that way it doesnt mess the realism up to much, but that shit would be so funny. Yes, it's main purpose to the plot can be to eat some radioactive substance or maybe we could have it just to be the Scrat (Ice Age) of our tale? Maybe start every chapter with the Misadventures of Fosh?

[Carborn]

I have no idea what to have Mars do now.

[Raktio]

I have no idea what to have Mars do now.

Go beat the shit out of something?

You could go find the vorperalsword (decapitation sword) and go fight the Jaberwacky

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

I am soon going to post on here all the crap in the Guardians Vault so we can keep track of all that is in it. Plus, if the villains have the testicular fortitude, AKA fancy way of saying if they have the balls, they can come and try to take their stuff back... Freedom does need some kibble.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

The Vault
Ra's Staff of the Sun Headpiece

Spear of Gabriel

Currently contained in a anti matter realm

Hades' Armor and Sword of Death

Granted to Lucifer from the god before he vanished into nothing

Key To Olympus

Gauntlet of Kronos

Morning Star, Sword of Lucifer the First

Non other worldly items still being cataloged

[Raktio]

I am soon going to post on here all the crap in the Guardians Vault so we can keep track of all that is in it. Plus, if the villains have the testicular fortitude, AKA fancy way of saying if they have the balls, they can come and try to take their stuff back... Freedom does need some kibble.

The only villain I have is occupied in New Camelot city playing at odds with the multipersonality superhero.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

I am soon going to post on here all the crap in the Guardians Vault so we can keep track of all that is in it. Plus, if the villains have the testicular fortitude, AKA fancy way of saying if they have the balls, they can come and try to take their stuff back... Freedom does need some kibble.

The only villain I have is occupied in New Camelot city playing at odds with the multipersonality superhero.

How close would New Camelot be to the area between New York City and Albany?
Hehe, funny my capital is Camelot

[Flimxanthia]

What's new?

[Raktio]

The only villain I have is occupied in New Camelot city playing at odds with the multipersonality superhero.

How close would New Camelot be to the area between New York City and Albany?
Hehe, funny my capital is Camelot

New Camelot (pretty much built by the pendragon family, through corporate funding) is in the Midwestern are of the US other than that I'm not to particular.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

What's new?

Nothing much, Robert and Kevin talkin' about death and how Robert has not really ever died just hibernated... though his current illness could actually kill him because it is breaking down his bones and vital organs

[Flimxanthia]

What's new?

Nothing much, Robert and Kevin talkin' about death and how Robert has not really ever died just hibernated... though his current illness could actually kill him because it is breaking down his bones and vital organs

Jesus, will this death actually end him?

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Nothing much, Robert and Kevin talkin' about death and how Robert has not really ever died just hibernated... though his current illness could actually kill him because it is breaking down his bones and vital organs

Jesus, will this death actually end him?

Nah, he is always on the brink of death. If you have not caught on he is my personification of America/ Freedom and Liberty. Both of those are constantly on the brink of death but miraculously men and women fight and save America and her beliefs everyday; just the same way that Robert always comes out on top despite all odds and variables. You should read more into what I write

[Raktio]

Maybe Fosh should eat him just for S&G.

[Flimxanthia]

Jesus, will this death actually end him?

Nah, he is always on the brink of death. If you have not caught on he is my personification of America/ Freedom and Liberty. Both of those are constantly on the brink of death but miraculously men and women fight and save America and her beliefs everyday; just the same way that Robert always comes out on top despite all odds and variables. You should read more into what I write

I'm a realist, not a patriot.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Nah, he is always on the brink of death. If you have not caught on he is my personification of America/ Freedom and Liberty. Both of those are constantly on the brink of death but miraculously men and women fight and save America and her beliefs everyday; just the same way that Robert always comes out on top despite all odds and variables. You should read more into what I write

I'm a realist, not a patriot.

No wonder you always see the glass as being made from heated sand. Personally I like looking as the glass as being able to have red, white, and blue colored all over it and then have some white roses placed in it.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Maybe Fosh should eat him just for S&G.

They does sound pretty funny, reminds me of Hitler's last comment from ERB S3E1
(Epic Rap Battles of History Season Three Episode One)

[Flimxanthia]

I'm a realist, not a patriot.

No wonder you always see the glass as being made from heated sand. Personally I like looking as the glass as being able to have red, white, and blue colored all over it and then have some white roses placed in it.

I buy the glass from Ikea, in a set of six. Then I get home, pour a Flim's Hammer, and I drink away my sorrows.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

No wonder you always see the glass as being made from heated sand. Personally I like looking as the glass as being able to have red, white, and blue colored all over it and then have some white roses placed in it.

I buy the glass from Ikea, in a set of six. Then I get home, pour a Flim's Hammer, and I drink away my sorrows.

Nope, Liberty On Ice,
half glass ice
fill the glass halfway with whiskey and then fill the rest with moonshine, both of the liquors having been made by actual country people.
That will knock you on your ass better then vodka XD

[Flimxanthia]

I buy the glass from Ikea, in a set of six. Then I get home, pour a Flim's Hammer, and I drink away my sorrows.

Nope, Liberty On Ice,
half glass ice
fill the glass halfway with whiskey and then fill the rest with moonshine, both of the liquors having been made by actual country people.
That will knock you on your ass better then vodka XD

Warning: Liberty On Ice might cause blindness.

The Flim's Hammer tastes like "Fuuuuuuuck you!"
It's incredible.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Nope, Liberty On Ice,
half glass ice
fill the glass halfway with whiskey and then fill the rest with moonshine, both of the liquors having been made by actual country people.
That will knock you on your ass better then vodka XD

Warning: Liberty On Ice might cause blindness.

The Flim's Hammer tastes like "Fuuuuuuuck you!"
It's incredible.

Warning: Flim's Hammer may give you Alzheimers
My drink's taste...? Well to be honest I usually don't taste it because I am out cold about two minutes later.

[Raktio]

I buy the glass from Ikea, in a set of six. Then I get home, pour a Flim's Hammer, and I drink away my sorrows.

Nope, Liberty On Ice,
half glass ice
fill the glass halfway with whiskey and then fill the rest with moonshine, both of the liquors having been made by actual Irish people.
That will knock you on your ass better then vodka XD

People bow to the masters of the tavern, bows to merry and pippins.

[Flimxanthia]

Warning: Liberty On Ice might cause blindness.

The Flim's Hammer tastes like "Fuuuuuuuck you!"
It's incredible.

Warning: Flim's Hammer may give you Alzheimers
My drink's taste...? Well to be honest I usually don't taste it because I am out cold about two minutes later.

The Flim's Hammer tastes great, and it's worth the Alzheimers. It gets me drunk, it tastes good, and it's just perfect.

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

Warning: Flim's Hammer may give you Alzheimers
My drink's taste...? Well to be honest I usually don't taste it because I am out cold about two minutes later.

The Flim's Hammer tastes great, and it's worth the Alzheimers. It gets me drunk, it tastes good, and it's just perfect.

Screw being drunk, I wake up three days later with no pain what so ever, who wants to deal with that hangover? XD