Personification Life - IC Part VIII [open]

[New Aksarben]

After annoyingly squinting on the floor and attempting to recover from the pain in his head, Ray stumbled around for several moments as he tried to regain his own attention. He eventually decided to go back to the apartment, waddling around for several moments before starting to go up the nearest stairs. He noted some hatred towards the antigravity as he went along, heading unintentionally up the same stairs as Albert.

Albert had figured out the easiest way to get up the stairs with anti-gravity would be to pull himself up using the railing and the wall. "This is REALLY ANNOYING!" He shouted to no one in particular. He hadn't noticed Ray, or even seen him yet.

[Tiltjuice]

"Here there and everywhere?" Dora drawled casually. "Haven't the foggiest, really. Last I heard, he sounded like he was off near the stairwell." She shrugged, scratching her forehead. The blindfold was fun to wear, if a bit itchy.

"Anyway, these things happen, Jacob. You'll get used to them. Was the walrus, by any chance, draped in the Stars and Bars? Or did it speak with a Texan accent?"

"Neither. Yuri was hitting me with that Walrus. No idea why. Then she started using it as a trampoline..... It was very strange...... Oh, do you need help taking off that blindfold? Or did you put it on yourself?" Jacob tilted his head as he floated to in front of Dora, as he noticed the blindfold on her face. "So there's no gravity here because there's no gravity?"

Albert continued heading to their apartment, deciding to take the stairs instead of the elevator. e wasn't sure it would even work without gravity. Or where the gravity turned back on, that would be quite jarring.

"Yes. Yes it was. You know, you're cute when you do that," Dora replied, ever irrepressible and not answering either question in her irrepressibility. "Are you in front of me?"

[Erucia]

Albert had figured out the easiest way to get up the stairs with anti-gravity would be to pull himself up using the railing and the wall. "This is REALLY ANNOYING!" He shouted to no one in particular. He hadn't noticed Ray, or even seen him yet.

"Try doing it with a fucking headache!", Ray shouted from down the stairs, not really minding that his introduction was so rude. He was constantly bouncing along the walls as he made his way up, simply flopping around. His tail pointed in random directions as he moved, seemingly happy at the sudden freedom of space.

[New Aksarben]

Albert had figured out the easiest way to get up the stairs with anti-gravity would be to pull himself up using the railing and the wall. "This is REALLY ANNOYING!" He shouted to no one in particular. He hadn't noticed Ray, or even seen him yet.

"Try doing it with a fucking headache!", Ray shouted from down the stairs, not really minding that his introduction was so rude. He was constantly bouncing along the walls as he made his way up, simply flopping around. His tail pointed in random directions as he moved, seemingly happy at the sudden freedom of space.

"Ray?" Albert asked, turning around and looking back to find his boyfriend. "Are you there?" He pulled himself to sit down on the landing to their floor, to wait for Ray to come up to him. His tail waved rapidly, because he really wanted to see his boyfriend. For some reason. He wasn't quite sure why he was so excited, to be honest.

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"Neither. Yuri was hitting me with that Walrus. No idea why. Then she started using it as a trampoline..... It was very strange...... Oh, do you need help taking off that blindfold? Or did you put it on yourself?" Jacob tilted his head as he floated to in front of Dora, as he noticed the blindfold on her face. "So there's no gravity here because there's no gravity?"

Albert continued heading to their apartment, deciding to take the stairs instead of the elevator. e wasn't sure it would even work without gravity. Or where the gravity turned back on, that would be quite jarring.

"Yes. Yes it was. You know, you're cute when you do that," Dora replied, ever irrepressible and not answering either question in her irrepressibility. "Are you in front of me?"

"Cute when I do what?" Jacob asked, tilting his head a bit in his curiosity, and his face turning a bit red. "Yeah I am in front of you, Dora. Why?" He briefly looked around to see if there was anyone else in the room before looking back at Dora.

[Erucia]

"Ray?" Albert asked, turning around and looking back to find his boyfriend. "Are you there?" He pulled himself to sit down on the landing to their floor, to wait for Ray to come up to him. His tail waved rapidly, because he really wanted to see his boyfriend. For some reason. He wasn't quite sure why he was so excited, to be honest.

"Ugh...I'm here...I'm calming down...", Ray huffed as he defied gravity by swimming through up the stairs. He eventually found himself launching his body off of the walls using his legs, making his way to Albert. "My calmness can make me defy gravity....My calmness can make me defy gravity..." He seemed to be repeating it over and over to draw attention away from his headache.

[New Aksarben]

"Ray?" Albert asked, turning around and looking back to find his boyfriend. "Are you there?" He pulled himself to sit down on the landing to their floor, to wait for Ray to come up to him. His tail waved rapidly, because he really wanted to see his boyfriend. For some reason. He wasn't quite sure why he was so excited, to be honest.

"Ugh...I'm here...I'm calming down...", Ray huffed as he defied gravity by swimming through up the stairs. He eventually found himself launching his body off of the walls using his legs, making his way to Albert. "My calmness can make me defy gravity....My calmness can make me defy gravity..." He seemed to be repeating it over and over to draw attention away from his headache.

Albert chuckled at Ray's repeating of that, especially because it sounded very silly to him. "You OK, Ray? Why did you get a headache, mei Vulpes?" He continued waiting for Ray patiently, and began humming and kicking the air randomly. He wasn't quite sure why, but he found it fun to just be silly and do something for no real reason.

[Giovenith]

Yoshi's spirit was asleep, but restless. He hadn't gone anywhere, but he felt like he was sleeping somewhere cold, somewhere hostile.

The little soul was poked and nudged gently.

"Yoshi? Little Yoshi, you can wake up now. Have you thought of anything yet?"

[Erucia]

Albert chuckled at Ray's repeating of that, especially because it sounded very silly to him. "You OK, Ray? Why did you get a headache, mei Vulpes?" He continued waiting for Ray patiently, and began humming and kicking the air randomly. He wasn't quite sure why, but he found it fun to just be silly and do something for no real reason.

"I fell on my head because I was floating upside down," Ray sighed and coasted towards Albert, hugging him once he guided onto his boyfriend. "I forgot to pay the gravity bill, and everything went wunky." He took some comfort in Albert's presence, waiting a massage for his head.

[Urran]

The tiny spirit sat up and gasped, putting his hand to his chest. "I-I know where I-I want to go..." he said softly. Even in the afterlife, he still had nightmares. Though these seemed more real, because they were real. He relived the most traumatic moments of his past.

[New Aksarben]

Albert chuckled at Ray's repeating of that, especially because it sounded very silly to him. "You OK, Ray? Why did you get a headache, mei Vulpes?" He continued waiting for Ray patiently, and began humming and kicking the air randomly. He wasn't quite sure why, but he found it fun to just be silly and do something for no real reason.

"I fell on my head because I was floating upside down," Ray sighed and coasted towards Albert, hugging him once he guided onto his boyfriend. "I forgot to pay the gravity bill, and everything went wunky." He took some comfort in Albert's presence, waiting a massage for his head.

"Oh....." Albert said, hugging Ray back, then moving a hand up to begin massaging Ray's head. "Well, Do you want to head back to the apartment? Oh, and do you want some cream cheese?" Albert asked, picking up the bucket of the aforementioned stuff he had still been carrying and showing it to Ray. "I have no idea where I got this from.

[Erucia]

"Oh....." Albert said, hugging Ray back, then moving a hand up to begin massaging Ray's head. "Well, Do you want to head back to the apartment? Oh, and do you want some cream cheese?" Albert asked, picking up the bucket of the aforementioned stuff he had still been carrying and showing it to Ray. "I have no idea where I got this from.

"I...uh...No, no cream cheese," Ray gave an odd look at the bucket of cream cheese, but relaxed in Albert's lap at the massaging. "Yeah, let's go back. It's been a rough day..." Ray seemed to trail off, although he remembered that he'd left his things in the car. He hoped that it hadn't been abused or damaged in the festivities, and hoped that he would be well-rewarded for the cybernetic arm and the tesla gun.

[Primordial Luxa]

Insidious pulls up next to Tony and Dab in the park driving in an obviously stolen cop car and motions for them to join her. "Get in" she shouts and a several shots ring out behind her as the police attempt to retrieve their vehicle.

Tony grabbed Dab and threw him in and then he jumped in. He looked back at the cops "So why did you steal a cop car?" asked. He looked at Insidious. "You didn't have to throw me Tony!" Dab said, rubbing his head after hitting the other door after being thrown. "Shutup Dab stop complaining"

A series of shots wizzed through the back window and insidious turned around gazing at the police and freezing them telepathically in place. "Why not?" she replied before pulling off the curb driving much faster than she should. The radio started up reporting that one of the units had been stolen. Insidious cursed.

[New Aksarben]

"Oh....." Albert said, hugging Ray back, then moving a hand up to begin massaging Ray's head. "Well, Do you want to head back to the apartment? Oh, and do you want some cream cheese?" Albert asked, picking up the bucket of the aforementioned stuff he had still been carrying and showing it to Ray. "I have no idea where I got this from.

"I...uh...No, no cream cheese," Ray gave an odd look at the bucket of cream cheese, but relaxed in Albert's lap at the massaging. "Yeah, let's go back. It's been a rough day..." Ray seemed to trail off, although he remembered that he'd left his things in the car. He hoped that it hadn't been abused or damaged in the festivities, and hoped that he would be well-rewarded for the cybernetic arm and the tesla gun.

ALbert shrugged, and decided to finally get rid of it, namely by throwing it down hte stairs, with the cream cheese floating everywhere. "Well, lets head back then. It is quite late, is it not?" He hugged Ray again, and continued petting his boyfriend's head.

[Tiltjuice]

"Try doing it with a fucking headache!", Ray shouted from down the stairs, not really minding that his introduction was so rude. He was constantly bouncing along the walls as he made his way up, simply flopping around. His tail pointed in random directions as he moved, seemingly happy at the sudden freedom of space.

"Ray?" Albert asked, turning around and looking back to find his boyfriend. "Are you there?" He pulled himself to sit down on the landing to their floor, to wait for Ray to come up to him. His tail waved rapidly, because he really wanted to see his boyfriend. For some reason. He wasn't quite sure why he was so excited, to be honest.

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"Yes. Yes it was. You know, you're cute when you do that," Dora replied, ever irrepressible and not answering either question in her irrepressibility. "Are you in front of me?"

"Cute when I do what?" Jacob asked, tilting his head a bit in his curiosity, and his face turning a bit red. "Yeah I am in front of you, Dora. Why?" He briefly looked around to see if there was anyone else in the room before looking back at Dora.

ALbert shrugged, and decided to finally get rid of it, namely by throwing it down hte stairs, with the cream cheese floating everywhere. "Well, lets head back then. It is quite late, is it not?" He hugged Ray again, and continued petting his boyfriend's head.

(OOC - Well that's interesting. )

"Perfect. Always wanted to do this, but couldn't exactly do it while orbital skydiving." She pulled him in close and kissed him, then flipped them both upside down.

A stray bucket of cream cheese flew down the stairs and hit the floor. Globs of the stuff flew out and began floating around.

[Giovenith]

The tiny spirit sat up and gasped, putting his hand to his chest. "I-I know where I-I want to go..." he said softly. Even in the afterlife, he still had nightmares. Though these seemed more real, because they were real. He relived the most traumatic moments of his past.

"Oh? And where is that?" asked Pearlelei, currently as the auburn human, Christina Jerid. She had just arrived from her mortal job at the police station to check up on the little soul, sitting on the floor beside the hotel bed casually and occasionally sipping water from a sports bottle. "Somewhere you'll be satisfied with, I hope?"

[Swith Witherward]

"I'm sure it'll be great. I've just been holed up in the apartment managing my small company from there...made the coffeemaker talk among other things." Fortu replied. He was glad to be with the only person he trusted.

"You made the coffee maker talk?" Monique asked him. "Does it still explode? I'm so out of touch with everything." She brushed her bangs from her eyes and shrugged. "Is Arthur still addicted to drugs? How are the chicks?"

[Erucia]

Albert shrugged, and decided to finally get rid of it, namely by throwing it down the stairs, with the cream cheese floating everywhere. "Well, lets head back then. It is quite late, is it not?" He hugged Ray again, and continued petting his boyfriend's head.

"Yes...Back...Back to the apartment," Ray yawned as he relaxed into Albert's lap, feeling bad about having to get up and move again. However, he abruptly launched himself up and off of Albert, striking the next level of stairs with a thud and squinting slightly. He then dusted off his vest and went back down to Albert, and offered his hand.

[Urran]

The tiny spirit sat up and gasped, putting his hand to his chest. "I-I know where I-I want to go..." he said softly. Even in the afterlife, he still had nightmares. Though these seemed more real, because they were real. He relived the most traumatic moments of his past.

"Oh? And where is that?" asked Pearlelei, currently as the auburn human, Christina Jerid. She had just arrived from her mortal job at the police station to check up on the little soul, sitting on the floor beside the hotel bed casually and occasionally sipping water from a sports bottle. "Somewhere you'll be satisfied with, I hope?"

"Um..c-can you send me to a specific area in the mortal realm...w-we have legends that spirits are sometimes allowed to haunt certain areas waiting for there lost loves...." he explained, he wondered if she would grant him his wish. He certainly hoped so.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"I'm sure it'll be great. I've just been holed up in the apartment managing my small company from there...made the coffeemaker talk among other things." Fortu replied. He was glad to be with the only person he trusted.

"You made the coffee maker talk?" Monique asked him. "Does it still explode? I'm so out of touch with everything." She brushed her bangs from her eyes and shrugged. "Is Arthur still addicted to drugs? How are the chicks?"

"No, the coffeemaker does not want to explode. Arthur...he got captured in England, I haven't seen him in weeks. The chicks are doing great, but let's not visit the house anytime soon." Fortu answered. He felt a bit sick and decided to sit down on the table.

[Giovenith]

"Oh? And where is that?" asked Pearlelei, currently as the auburn human, Christina Jerid. She had just arrived from her mortal job at the police station to check up on the little soul, sitting on the floor beside the hotel bed casually and occasionally sipping water from a sports bottle. "Somewhere you'll be satisfied with, I hope?"

"Um..c-can you send me to a specific area in the mortal realm...w-we have legends that spirits are sometimes allowed to haunt certain areas waiting for there lost loves...." he explained, he wondered if she would grant him his wish. He certainly hoped so.

Christina blinked in surprise at the little soul, her face then dropping into a look of concern. "Oh my, are you absolutely sure? Such fates are usually considered sad ones. Do you really wish to spend your entire afterlife in mourning, rather than go to a safe paradise?"

[Torsiedellious and Sturmovosk]

Dimitrus was completely unsuspecting of the cultists' doings until the balloons exploded at her. Soaked in water from head to toe, the woman immediately turned to them and angrily stamped her foot. "How dare you!', She started shouting. "I demand to know who did this NOW!"

Her sister, also soaked, giggled. Dimitrus had probably NEVER shown that much emotion before, and it amused her greatly.

.....

Torii finally emerged from the water, mostly out of breath. "Damn you, orphans!", She shouted in a deep voice, as she smashed some more lego orphans into the water to drown in the "ocean". This was followed by amused laughs.

Katya walked up to Tieria and bent over a bit to be eye-to-eye. He'd still be distracted for obvious reasons.

"'Sup, Ti?", She asked. "Why are you taped up? Ti? Um.....are you dead?"


.......

"Railgun testing, 8/6/13, test number two is a go in three....two...one....test is a go."

The projectile soared through the skies above the deserts, and even the Caucus Mountains, at a blistering Mach-3; the weapon that fired it was a Type-II Electromagnetic Projectile Canon, about the size of a 130MM canon. It was fitted atop the canon position of an open-top tank destroyer chasis, which crewed three men. Power was supplied by a large generator fitted atop a shorter open-top vehicle, which followed behind the tank. The new Torsiedellie prototypes were very promising. This reinforced their idea of power, and made them ever more eager to test these weapons in a fresh battlefield environment.

[New Aksarben]

Albert shrugged, and decided to finally get rid of it, namely by throwing it down the stairs, with the cream cheese floating everywhere. "Well, lets head back then. It is quite late, is it not?" He hugged Ray again, and continued petting his boyfriend's head.

"Yes...Back...Back to the apartment," Ray yawned as he relaxed into Albert's lap, feeling bad about having to get up and move again. However, he abruptly launched himself up and off of Albert, striking the next level of stairs with a thud and squinting slightly. He then dusted off his vest and went back down to Albert, and offered his hand.

Albert blinked, and took Ray's hand. "What was that jump all about, Puppy?" Albert chuckled, amused by everything going on, and especially the fact he had been carting around some cream cheese until moments ago.

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"Ray?" Albert asked, turning around and looking back to find his boyfriend. "Are you there?" He pulled himself to sit down on the landing to their floor, to wait for Ray to come up to him. His tail waved rapidly, because he really wanted to see his boyfriend. For some reason. He wasn't quite sure why he was so excited, to be honest.

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"Cute when I do what?" Jacob asked, tilting his head a bit in his curiosity, and his face turning a bit red. "Yeah I am in front of you, Dora. Why?" He briefly looked around to see if there was anyone else in the room before looking back at Dora.

ALbert shrugged, and decided to finally get rid of it, namely by throwing it down hte stairs, with the cream cheese floating everywhere. "Well, lets head back then. It is quite late, is it not?" He hugged Ray again, and continued petting his boyfriend's head.

(OOC - Well that's interesting. )

"Perfect. Always wanted to do this, but couldn't exactly do it while orbital skydiving." She pulled him in close and kissed him, then flipped them both upside down.

A stray bucket of cream cheese flew down the stairs and hit the floor. Globs of the stuff flew out and began floating around.

Jacob's face turned bright red at the kiss, but his tail waving wildly behind him showed that he enjoyed the kiss. After Dora flipped them both upside down, he had to ask, "Uh, What was that about?". He said that right before the cream cheese flew into the room and everywhere, and that made him ask, "And where did that cream cheese come from?"

[Erucia]

Albert blinked, and took Ray's hand. "What was that jump all about, Puppy?" Albert chuckled, amused by everything going on, and especially the fact he had been carting around some cream cheese until moments ago.

"Well, I thought that we could get up gracefully and go to the room, but I may have miscalculated that bit," Ray sighed and tried to launch both himself and Albert up the stairs once he was holding on to him. One could say that it was a very bad Peter Pan parody, or some cheesy film where the protagonist grabbed on to the hand of his love interest and they both launched off, but Ray did managed to nearly slam their heads into the wall again. Of course, he did at least lead them to their floor.

[New Aksarben]

Albert blinked, and took Ray's hand. "What was that jump all about, Puppy?" Albert chuckled, amused by everything going on, and especially the fact he had been carting around some cream cheese until moments ago.

"Well, I thought that we could get up gracefully and go to the room, but I may have miscalculated that bit," Ray sighed and tried to launch both himself and Albert up the stairs once he was holding on to him. One could say that it was a very bad Peter Pan parody, or some cheesy film where the protagonist grabbed on to the hand of his love interest and they both launched off, but Ray did managed to nearly slam their heads into the wall again. Of course, he did at least lead them to their floor.

Albert laughed as he floated along. "Well, Maybe you're too strong for your own good, Puppy." He chuckled again, and let himself be led along behind Ray, happily holding onto his boyfriends hand. "Do you have any plans for what we are going to do when we get to our room?" He was teasing, because he guessed Ray just wanted to sleep. Especially if Ray had a headache.

[Dabfia]

Eventually Natalie found her way inside the apartment. She had green shutter shades and a newspaper hat on. "....nice place they have here" She said while looking around. "Shutup steve" She then said. "i don't care about your opinion" 'The cops shouldn't find us here' Jeff the other voice sai