Personification Life - IC Part VIII [open]

[Germanic Templars]

Barox, once he realized it, also turned a bit flushed. His second eye also went out of order. "Oh, I can't see."

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Sapphire sat up and gazed at the fields of microbes. She then picked up an E.Coli microbe and snuggled it before laying back down. "To be honest, I have no idea. Just glad I got me one.

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Aleki gave a look around the lobby and at his dress. He decided not to question why he was dressed the way it was but just accepted it.

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"And that, "Thriller started " Is what I like to call success in a nutshell." He then finished off the rest of his drink.

[New Aksarben]

Jacob and Albert continued to chase each other, Jacob waving the flaming bagel everywhere. "I SHALL CONQUER THIS WORLD WITH THIS BAGEL OF EPICNESS!" He shouted, randomly jumping up a foot or two. Then his hand got burned, he shouted "OUCH!" and dropped the bagel.

Albert, still running after his brother, shouted. "Serves you right for trying to conquer the world!" He threw the lox at the bagel, along with some cream cheese. "There! Now the bagel is complete!"

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Octavian ran around carrying the plushy microbes, effectively running in a circle as he laughed manically and continued his chanting of "CONTAINING THE UNCONTAINABLE!" He wasn't sure what he was doing, but could not say he wasn't having fun.

"I DEMAND MY RIGHTS!" she yelled and started waving the walrus around like it was a sword. "I will smite thee! right after I change into some more western clothes." she came back wearing a kilt. "Much better" he caughed and then got back to swinging her walrus of doom.

Jacob randomly threw the bagel backwards, as it now had lox and cream cheese on it. It happened to fly back towards Yuri, as Jacob shouted, "THERE! I HAVE CONQUERED EVERYTHING!". Right before he got hit by the Walrus Sword, and sent flying and tumbling across the lawn of the building. Albert began laughing, and threw cream cheese at everyone and everything he could see.

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Octavian came back to his senses, and realized they were just plushies. "Oh, what the hell!" He shouted, throwing the plushies around randomly, to get rid of them quickly. "What the hell just happened?!" He shouted, looking around for anyone.

[Erucia]

Hans landed on his ass and rolled up into a ball like a roly poly. He rolled away from Ray while laughing like a maniac.

"I CAN'T PAY THE GRAVITY BILL!", Ray screeched out as he levitated, his blood rushing to his head as he continued to remain upside down. "I FORGOT BECAUSE MY KITTEN STOLE MY MONEY!" Suddenly, all logic seemingly took effect. Ray regained his sense of self, and suddenly noticed he was levitating upside down: rather unfortunately, this did lead to him falling down on his head. He rolled onto his back and into a fetal position, clutching his paining head. He hissed and swore at gravity, having caused him a severe injury. It would most likely be that he would decide to declare war on gravity if he ever could, although his temper wasn't helped by Hans' maniacal laughter.

[Giovenith]

"STELLALUNA! COME BACK! I DIDN'T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID YOU WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, I SWEAR!" yelled Giovenith, taking up chase after the screeching bat through the tall grass. "PLEASE COME BACK, WE'LL TALK THIS OUT FATHER-TO-NEPHEW! I HAVE THOSE MUFFINS YOU LIIIIIIIIKE!"

[Urran]

yuri burned her face, "Gah! My eyebrows!" Yuri said as she was burned by the bagel. The cream cheese put the fire out. "I'm saved!" She licked her face completely clean. "Okay...now that that's taken care of..Jacob!" she tackled him and crushed him with the walrus. "Die drugs! Die!

[Swith Witherward]

And Ceril shrugged. The Raptors were in his scope. He had a cannon. It had streamer bombs. He fired.

Ogoti watched the streamer bomb hurtle into the night. He snorted. "Get 'em! Get 'em!" He sighed and turned his head to look at his honorary niece, Sapphire. "Where did all these stuffed things come from?"

Twenty of Klaus' men stepped from the shadows and stood beside Pete and Thomas. They hefted massive sling shots. They drew back and loaded water balloons and fired them at Dimitrus.

"Aggggh! Get me out!" Klaus screamed at Minerva. He felt the powder seeping into the mucous membranes of his mouth and nose.

Naomi screamed in delight and launched herself at Ceril, peppering his scarred face with kisses. "Do it again!" she urged.

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Thomas and Pete began singing to the music. They launched their pie straight at Dimitrus. Drunk or sober... it didn't matter to them. They'd been tanked on cocaine since that morning anyway.

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"Stop fighting," Minerva urged. She slapped his hands away and stepped into the pool to lift him out. It would take a kilo to affect her after all these centuries but Klaus wasn't exactly used to the stuff.

"Will," she barked, "Get the atropine and a cocktail!"

Will bolted into the shadows and Minerva slung Klaus over her shoulder and followed him.

[Tiltjuice]

Hans landed on his ass and rolled up into a ball like a roly poly. He rolled away from Ray while laughing like a maniac.

"I CAN'T PAY THE GRAVITY BILL!", Ray screeched out as he levitated, his blood rushing to his head as he continued to remain upside down. "I FORGOT BECAUSE MY KITTEN STOLE MY MONEY!" Suddenly, all logic seemingly took effect. Ray regained his sense of self, and suddenly noticed he was levitating upside down: rather unfortunately, this did lead to him falling down on his head. He rolled onto his back and into a fetal position, clutching his paining head. He hissed and swore at gravity, having caused him a severe injury. It would most likely be that he would decide to declare war on gravity if he ever could, although his temper wasn't helped by Hans' maniacal laughter.

"TOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE" cried Chrys, pushing off the Segway. She tried tackling Ray; though, blindfolded as she still was, she ended up smacking into Hans again.

"Polo!" said Dora, also pushing off and 'swimming' toward somewhere.

[New Aksarben]

yuri burned her face, "Gah! My eyebrows!" Yuri said as she was burned by the bagel. The cream cheese put the fire out. "I'm saved!" She licked her face completely clean. "Okay...now that that's taken care of..Jacob!" she tackled him and crushed him with the walrus. "Die drugs! Die!

"GAH!" Jacob shouted, kicking towards the walrus to save himself. "YURI! Why must you pummel me?!" He randomly shouted, as Albert began throwing more and more cream cheese at the two, especially at Yuri and her walrus.

[Cerillium]

"TOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE" cried Chrys, pushing off the Segway. She tried tackling Ray; though, blindfolded as she still was, she ended up smacking into Hans again.

"Polo!" said Dora, also pushing off and 'swimming' toward somewhere.

"Ow, Frau!" Hans uncurled briefly enough to latch onto Chrys' leg. He coiled again and took her with him on a ride down the lawn.

[Urran]

yuri burned her face, "Gah! My eyebrows!" Yuri said as she was burned by the bagel. The cream cheese put the fire out. "I'm saved!" She licked her face completely clean. "Okay...now that that's taken care of..Jacob!" she tackled him and crushed him with the walrus. "Die drugs! Die!

"GAH!" Jacob shouted, kicking towards the walrus to save himself. "YURI! Why must you pummel me?!" He randomly shouted, as Albert began throwing more and more cream cheese at the two, especially at Yuri and her walrus.

Yuri started using the walrus as a trampoline. "Okay!" she chimed. She acted like she was on drugs or something.

[Cerillium]

Naomi screamed in delight and launched herself at Ceril, peppering his scarred face with kisses. "Do it again!" she urged.

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"Stop fighting," Minerva urged. She slapped his hands away and stepped into the pool to lift him out. It would take a kilo to affect her after all these centuries but Klaus wasn't exactly used to the stuff.

"Will," she barked, "Get the atropine and a cocktail!"

Will bolted into the shadows and Minerva slung Klaus over her shoulder and followed him.

Ceril lifted her into the air and twirled around with her. He hugged her to his chest. "Little One, when are we going to finally get married?"

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Klaus felt like a million Bielefeld bucks. He felt better than fine. Then he felt hot. Too hot. He wasn't aware of being carried. His focus became getting his jacket off in order to cool down. He struggled and thrashed and managed to pull part of it over his head. Metals dislodged and became trapped; Klaus was effectively stuck in his own clothing.

[Swith Witherward]

"And that, "Thriller started " Is what I like to call success in a nutshell." He then finished off the rest of his drink.

"You betcha," Swith grinned. She flung her arm around his neck, hooted into the night and poured more wine.

[Tiltjuice]

"TOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE" cried Chrys, pushing off the Segway. She tried tackling Ray; though, blindfolded as she still was, she ended up smacking into Hans again.

"Polo!" said Dora, also pushing off and 'swimming' toward somewhere.

"Ow, Frau!" Hans uncurled briefly enough to latch onto Chrys' leg. He coiled again and took her with him on a ride down the lawn.

The pair bounced up and down through the microbe plushies, Chrys squealing all the way.

[Cerillium]

Barox, once he realized it, also turned a bit flushed. His second eye also went out of order. "Oh, I can't see."

--

Sapphire sat up and gazed at the fields of microbes. She then picked up an E.Coli microbe and snuggled it before laying back down. "To be honest, I have no idea. Just glad I got me one.

Ogoti wheezed laughter. He found a few choice ones in the pile and juggled them. "I should animate them and set them on people."

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"Oh no," Wren gasped. His plight drove away her embarrassment. "Quick, where's the little wrench thing?

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Hans looked up in time to have an E. coli smack his face. He spat out stuffing and skin and laughed.

The cultist waited until an upward bounce before uncoiling to launch Chrys into the stuffed toy pile.

[Tiltjuice]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" The Conservator trooper flipped head over heels and landed in the pile with a THOOF-ing noise. "Gotta do this more often!"

She peeled off her blindfold and waved merrily at Hans. "Awesome party isn't it?!"

[Germanic Templars]

Barox, once he realized it, also turned a bit flushed. His second eye also went out of order. "Oh, I can't see."

--

Sapphire sat up and gazed at the fields of microbes. She then picked up an E.Coli microbe and snuggled it before laying back down. "To be honest, I have no idea. Just glad I got me one.

Ogoti wheezed laughter. He found a few choice ones in the pile and juggled them. "I should animate them and set them on people."

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"Oh no," Wren gasped. His plight drove away her embarrassment. "Quick, where's the little wrench thing?

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Hans looked up in time to have an E. coli smack his face. He spat out stuffing and skin and laughed.

The cultist waited until an upward bounce before uncoiling to launch Chrys into the stuffed toy pile.

"Ha! Would love to see that happen. Just please not to my E.Coli or Norovirus." She asked as she picked up a norovirus from the crowd.

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"Oh no, it is fine." He handed her the wrench thing. "I think it should turn clockwise for this eye."

[Cerillium]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" The Conservator trooper flipped head over heels and landed in the pile with a THOOF-ing noise. "Gotta do this more often!"

She peeled off her blindfold and waved merrily at Hans. "Awesome party isn't it?!"

He giggled and chucked a plush toy at her. "Ja! But ist alvays like zis. You just don't zee it! Vee do zis ven novon ist lookink."

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Ogoti's grin took on a mischievous glint. He threw himself onto the pile. The toys shuddered and then sprung to life. They weren't truly microbes and couldn't infect anyone; toys were toys. They sprung into action and "attacked" people with hugs.

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"Okay, sit still," Wren pleaded. Her hands were unsteady from whatever had caused them to lose their senses. She placed a trembling hand on his face and carefully inserted the tool. "Alright, here goes clockwise......"

[Swith Witherward]

Ceril lifted her into the air and twirled around with her. He hugged her to his chest. "Little One, when are we going to finally get married?"

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Klaus felt like a million Bielefeld bucks. He felt better than fine. Then he felt hot. Too hot. He wasn't aware of being carried. His focus became getting his jacket off in order to cool down. He struggled and thrashed and managed to pull part of it over his head. Metals dislodged and became trapped; Klaus was effectively stuck in his own clothing.

"Now," Naomi smiled. "We'll ask Ogoti to do it." She offered him a serious look and wrapped her arms around his neck again. "That is, if you're serious, too."

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"Aw, fuck," Minerva snarled as Klaus struggled. She stepped into their quarters and dropped him onto the couch. "Stop it, you're making it worse. Just ride it out until Will gets here with the cockta-"

"Cocktail," Will slid into the apartment sideways and handed the drink to Minerva.

"Look, stop floundering. Will get his jacket off his head so he can drink this."

Klaus' awards and ribbons and whatever the hell else he wore on his uniform dropped and bounced across the floor as Will tugged the cultist leader's jacket off. Minerva shoved him backwards, straddled him and poured the drink down his throat. "Just fucking swallow before you O.D., damn kraut."

[Swith Witherward]

Swith smiled at Thriller. "How about we curl up in that hammock and fall asleep under the stars?" She pointed to an area towards the bow.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Neil and Gretta were knocked awake as the streamers hit the Lunar Module. "How much did we drink?" Gretta as she tried to open the hatch. She was tugged back by the handcuffs restraining her to Neil. "Enough to steal and American National treasure." Neil replied as he leaned forward. it seemed that they misplaced the tiny key again. Gretta unlocked the hatch causing the module to lean forward, dropping a dozen empty wine bottles to the ground.

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"Monique? How did we get here? last thing I remember was walking the streets trying to clear my head. Before that...never mind what happened before, I'm just happy to be with you." Fortu said as he continued dancing.

Arthur eventually made it back to the apartment, the withdraw messed with his mind but he managed to pull together his mind and bear through the pain. he wanted fresh clothes. The party he missed was assumed to be just another delusion. He would be alright once he made it to his medicine cabinet.

[Swith Witherward]

"Monique? How did we get here? last thing I remember was walking the streets trying to clear my head. Before that...never mind what happened before, I'm just happy to be with you." Fortu said as he continued dancing.

Monique leaned into him and kissed his cheek. "It's just a special occasion. I've been doing fieldwork for Rodney. I can't say much about it, but just wait until the fall! Oh, it's intense!"

[Tiltjuice]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" The Conservator trooper flipped head over heels and landed in the pile with a THOOF-ing noise. "Gotta do this more often!"

She peeled off her blindfold and waved merrily at Hans. "Awesome party isn't it?!"

He giggled and chucked a plush toy at her. "Ja! But ist alvays like zis. You just don't zee it! Vee do zis ven novon ist lookink."

She caught it in her discarded blindfold, which was now being used as a sling.

"But then, how will I know when to donate my purple wool socks to people?" She mock-sniffled.

(OOC - Off to shower, I think.)

[Germanic Templars]

Ogoti's grin took on a mischievous glint. He threw himself onto the pile. The toys shuddered and then sprung to life. They weren't truly microbes and couldn't infect anyone; toys were toys. They sprung into action and "attacked" people with hugs.

---

"Okay, sit still," Wren pleaded. Her hands were unsteady from whatever had caused them to lose their senses. She placed a trembling hand on his face and carefully inserted the tool. "Alright, here goes clockwise......"

Sapphire squealed with excitement at the sight. She hugged her two microbes close to her.

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There was a small clicking noise like the other eye. "Thanks." He said with a smile. "Now, please guide me to bed. For I am blind."

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Swith smiled at Thriller. "How about we curl up in that hammock and fall asleep under the stars?" She pointed to an area towards the bow.

"That would sound lovely." Thriller replied. He took her by the hand to the hammock. He climbed into the hammock and slowly fell asleep.

OOC: Truly done now off to bed.

[Swith Witherward]

"That would sound lovely." Thriller replied. He took her by the hand to the hammock. He climbed into the hammock and slowly fell asleep.

OOC: Truly done now off to bed.

Swith curled up next to him. She laid her head on his chest and drifted off. She felt happy, and safe on the ship with her cultists around. The last thing she saw was the gorilla and banana carnival toys propped in a corner.

[Cerillium]

"Now," Naomi smiled. "We'll ask Ogoti to do it." She offered him a serious look and wrapped her arms around his neck again. "That is, if you're serious, too."

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"Aw, fuck," Minerva snarled as Klaus struggled. She stepped into their quarters and dropped him onto the couch. "Stop it, you're making it worse. Just ride it out until Will gets here with the cockta-"

"Cocktail," Will slid into the apartment sideways and handed the drink to Minerva.

"Look, stop floundering. Will get his jacket off his head so he can drink this."

Klaus' awards and ribbons and whatever the hell else he wore on his uniform dropped and bounced across the floor as Will tugged the cultist leader's jacket off. Minerva shoved him backwards, straddled him and poured the drink down his throat. "Just fucking swallow before you O.D., damn kraut."

"Ogoti isn't going to marry us while drunk off his ass." Ceril set his fiance down. "We'll pester him tomorrow."

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It tasted like wheat toast with a smooth layer of liquid shit applied to it. Klaus gagged and pushed Minerva off him. He immediately began to feel cooler however. He rubbed his face.

"What the fuck?" he growled. His German accent, coupled with a numb tongue, caused the words to slur into Vaadzuck. "Neeschover."

He stood and stumbled to his room. The sound of the shower started. Klaus stood under the water fully dressed (minus his jacket) and allowed the cold rivets to saturate his clothing.

She caught it in her discarded blindfold, which was now being used as a sling.

"But then, how will I know when to donate my purple wool socks to people?" She mock-sniffled.

(OOC - Off to shower, I think.)

"Donate zem now. I giff you red schocks undschtead."

He batted away the stuffed toy that was trying to hug him. A naughty thought popped into his mind.

"If vee goen sie to my room, I giff zem to you now."

Sapphire squealed with excitement at the sight. She hugged her two microbes close to her.

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There was a small clicking noise like the other eye. "Thanks." He said with a smile. "Now, please guide me to bed. For I am blind."

Her microbes hugged her back. Ogoti sighed and stood up. "Well, my dear Sapphire, I'll walk you to your room before heading downstairs to sleep. Come on, upsie-daisy."

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Wren was wobbly once she stood up. She guided Barox back to the newsstand and down the hatch. Going home was slower than usual due to his lack of sight. She took great pains that he shouldn't stumble and they arrived back at the observatory before dawn.

Tech-priests sung rowdy songs in the hallways. Wren ignored them and pushed open Barox's door. "Here we are, at last," she said as she lead him to his bed. "I'd feel terrible leaving you blind until morning. Is there anything I can do?"