World War III (OOC/Sign Ups/Open)

[The Plagued Lands]

So...was my app accepted?

yup, its on the OP your good

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

Germany.
I hate you.
Have fun.
Getting your butt whipped.

Hey, France and Britain! Germany is being imperialistic again! If you guys could intervene, I'd be very happy!

France is gone for two weeks, England barely posts and also, France is my Ally who approves of this move. He also have me control of France for the next two weeks. It is on page three I think.

I shall have to resort to more drastic measures... blast.

[Arulean States]

France is gone for two weeks, England barely posts and also, France is my Ally who approves of this move. He also have me control of France for the next two weeks. It is on page three I think.

I shall have to resort to more drastic measures... blast.

Nukes? That will make you look like the bad guys. Also, we only invaded because you declared war on Pakistan. Give up Denmark and we will stop our invasion. Any who wish to leave after a period of three months of exposure to our civilization may do so.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

I shall have to resort to more drastic measures... blast.

Nukes? That will make you look like the bad guys. Also, we only invaded because you declared war on Pakistan. Give up Denmark and we will stop our invasion. Any who wish to leave after a period of three months of exposure to our civilization may do so.

I don't even have nukes, what are you on about?

Also, your brilliant little offer? No. I couldn't if I wanted to. Scandinavia was hit hard by Hitler. No Dane or Norwegian or Swede would want to become part of your Reich, even if but for a few months.

Also, if absolutely necessary, I'll pull my whole military back to Iceland and we'll duke it out there. I did that in an older RP when I was playing Finland. Sacrifice some regions to defend either more important or more defendable areas.

[Arulean States]

Nukes? That will make you look like the bad guys. Also, we only invaded because you declared war on Pakistan. Give up Denmark and we will stop our invasion. Any who wish to leave after a period of three months of exposure to our civilization may do so.

I don't even have nukes, what are you on about?

Also, your brilliant little offer? No. I couldn't if I wanted to. Scandinavia was hit hard by Hitler. No Dane or Norwegian or Swede would want to become part of your Reich, even if but for a few months.

Also, if absolutely necessary, I'll pull my whole military back to Iceland and we'll duke it out there. I did that in an older RP when I was playing Finland. Sacrifice some regions to defend either more important or more defendable areas.

Dude, I wouldn't even consider Genocide. I'm Jewish. Also, you could have whatever citizens wanted to leave. Give me Denmark and the war between us ends. I just want Denmark.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

I don't even have nukes, what are you on about?

Also, your brilliant little offer? No. I couldn't if I wanted to. Scandinavia was hit hard by Hitler. No Dane or Norwegian or Swede would want to become part of your Reich, even if but for a few months.

Also, if absolutely necessary, I'll pull my whole military back to Iceland and we'll duke it out there. I did that in an older RP when I was playing Finland. Sacrifice some regions to defend either more important or more defendable areas.

Dude, I wouldn't even consider Genocide. I'm Jewish. Also, you could have whatever citizens wanted to leave. Give me Denmark and the war between us ends. I just want Denmark.

I can't just change a national mindset overnight! The people will expect you to perform genocide, what with your relatively unprovoked invasion and your strikingly familiar name.

I'm not giving up Denmark until I run out of options.

[Arulean States]

Dude, I wouldn't even consider Genocide. I'm Jewish. Also, you could have whatever citizens wanted to leave. Give me Denmark and the war between us ends. I just want Denmark.

I can't just change a national mindset overnight! The people will expect you to perform genocide, what with your relatively unprovoked invasion and your strikingly familiar name.

I'm not giving up Denmark until I run out of options.

The invasion was totally provoked. You declared war on our ally, Pakistan.

[Themiclesia]

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[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

I can't just change a national mindset overnight! The people will expect you to perform genocide, what with your relatively unprovoked invasion and your strikingly familiar name.

I'm not giving up Denmark until I run out of options.

The invasion was totally provoked. You declared war on our ally, Pakistan.

Oh whatever. Doesn't change my stance.

[Arulean States]

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Hello England!

[Arulean States]

The invasion was totally provoked. You declared war on our ally, Pakistan.

Oh whatever. Doesn't change my stance.

Will you at least evacuate Denmark? Mass Exodus? Also, about Iceland. We don't really want any of your land but Denmark. If it came to a siege of Iceland, we would just blockade you and wait for you to starve.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

Oh whatever. Doesn't change my stance.

Will you at least evacuate Denmark? Mass Exodus? Also, about Iceland. We don't really want any of your land but Denmark. If it came to a siege of Iceland, we would just blockade you and wait for you to starve.

Good point. I suppose if I started right now, I could have a considerable munitions stockpile there... but then I would need someone to come and save my butt, and so far no one's willing.

Sure, I'll evacuate Denmark (except for the militia, who will be staging a last stand in Copenhagen).

[Arulean States]

Will you at least evacuate Denmark? Mass Exodus? Also, about Iceland. We don't really want any of your land but Denmark. If it came to a siege of Iceland, we would just blockade you and wait for you to starve.

Good point. I suppose if I started right now, I could have a considerable munitions stockpile there... but then I would need someone to come and save my butt, and so far no one's willing.

Sure, I'll evacuate Denmark (except for the militia, who will be staging a last stand in Copenhagen).

Very well. The siege of Copenhagen shall begin soon. Also, after Denmark is taken, I would compensate you for the loss of your territory.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

Good point. I suppose if I started right now, I could have a considerable munitions stockpile there... but then I would need someone to come and save my butt, and so far no one's willing.

Sure, I'll evacuate Denmark (except for the militia, who will be staging a last stand in Copenhagen).

Very well. The siege of Copenhagen shall begin soon. Also, after Denmark is taken, I would compensate you for the loss of your territory.

What do you mean by that?

[Themiclesia]

He means he will pay you for your land!

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

He means he will pay you for your land!

Or he might give me some other bit of land... I want numbers before i agree to anything.

[Arulean States]

He means he will pay you for your land!

Or he might give me some other bit of land... I want numbers before i agree to anything.

1.5 million Euros?

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

Or he might give me some other bit of land... I want numbers before i agree to anything.

1.5 million Euros?

Oh, that was good... because displacing six and a half million people (most likely permanently) is totally worth less than two million? Oh, oh my... I might have cried laughing at that.

[Arulean States]

1.5 million Euros?

Oh, that was good... because displacing six and a half million people (most likely permanently) is totally worth less than two million? Oh, oh my... I might have cried laughing at that.

Sorry. I meant billion. Fifteen billion Euros

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

Oh, that was good... because displacing six and a half million people (most likely permanently) is totally worth less than two million? Oh, oh my... I might have cried laughing at that.

Sorry. I meant billion. Fifteen billion Euros

I'll call it in at 22 billion.

[Altito Asmoro]

Germany.
I hate you.
Have fun.
Getting your butt whipped.

Hey, France and Britain! Germany is being imperialistic again! If you guys could intervene, I'd be very happy!

France is gone for two weeks, England barely posts and also, France is my Ally who approves of this move. He also have me control of France for the next two weeks. It is on page three I think.

You are like me in a Cold War RP at the other side of P2TM, except I played as Japan.

[Arulean States]

Sorry. I meant billion. Fifteen billion Euros

I'll call it in at 22 billion.

Twenty billion. I am letting your civilians and militia leave Copenhagen undisturbed.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

I'll call it in at 22 billion.

Twenty billion. I am letting your civilians and militia leave Copenhagen undisturbed.

And what am I supposed to tell six and a half million people?
"Sorry, your homeland was invaded, we couldn't defend it, but here's three thousand euro, so it's okay!"
Twenty-two billion at least.

[Themiclesia]

Aru, we'd appease you before you invade!

[Arulean States]

Aru, we'd appease you before you invade!

Hmm... Sounds familiar. Oh wait, WW2. Also, Nordic Union, it's a deal