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by Mavorpen » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:26 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:28 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:29 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:30 pm
Agritum wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Name: Canada
Leader: Stephen Harper (Conservative)
Flag: Google images is failing right now
Composed of: Modern day Canadian borders plus French-speaking land in Hell.
Language(s): English & French (co-official languages), Punjabi (largest minority tongue)
Description: Canada is a liberal nation located above the United States, notable for maple syrup and the linguistic conflicts in the Quebec region, which is also the backbone of the Canadian economy. English Canadians tend to be timid and embarassed about the memory of James Callahan, who had his citizenship stripped. French Canada grew fifty testicles and slapped everyone with them. 58% confess greater fluency in English, the rest state greater fluency in French, which grew in popularity since Quebec's economy rapidly grew and Toronto was smashed to pieces.
Characters from here: Alexander Horn, William Shatner, James Callahan (had citizenship stripped)
Changes since magic was revealed: Canada felt embarassed on a national scale due to James Callahan, trying to wipe any evidence he came from their nation. They also discovered some hugely useful magic crystals in the Quebec snow, kickstarting their economy. Toronto took heavy damage in the Abrahamic War, severely impacting the Ontarian economy. Canada then underwent a general shift from English to French.
Name: Australia
Leader: Erin Kita (Kindness Party)
Flag: Google images failed again
Composed of: Modern day Australia
Language(s): Supposedly English
Description: Nothing bad happened to Australia out of sheer terror. It continues doing much the same as modern day.
Characters from here: None I can recall.
Changes since magic was revealed: Australian wizards are feared throughout the world and the country has entered a golden age under PM Kita.
Holy fuck, Harper is /still/ there?
Poor Canada.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:32 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:33 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:37 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:38 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:38 pm
Constaniana wrote:I completely forgot we had the bestiary bit.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:40 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Mavorpen » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:42 pm
by Mavorpen » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:45 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:45 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:47 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Give me another country to write a profile on, before or after I post IC.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:50 pm
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