Elfen High 2 (OOC 7, Closed, Humans Not Allowed)

by **Condunum** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:13 pm

Olthar wrote:
Condunum wrote:The Apollo 11 computer ran at just 4 MHz.

Is the Apollo 11 computer a rocket?

Who are you to tell it what it can't be?!

DON'T LISTEN TO HER, WEAK COMPUTER! YOU CAN BE A ROCKET IF YOU SET YOUR SILICON HEART TO IT!

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:19 pm

Condom, if Takeo needs something, send him to the roof to talk with Eric and Nilark.

by **Condunum** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:20 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Condom, if Takeo needs something, send him to the roof to talk with Eric and Nilark.

I... I... But... AMERICA NEED A LARGER EMPIRE!

Okay, fine, I'll stop being lazy.

by **Erinkita** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:22 pm

Blaghblaghblaghblagh. The goblin that lives inside my skull is hammering at the walls again.

by **Condunum** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:27 pm

Erinkita wrote:Blaghblaghblaghblagh. The goblin that lives inside my skull is hammering at the walls again.

Erin, stop doing drugs :unsure:

by **Olthar** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:28 pm

Erinkita wrote:Blaghblaghblaghblagh. The goblin that lives inside my skull is hammering at the walls again.

Does the goblin have a construction permit?

by **Erinkita** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:29 pm

Condunum wrote:
Erinkita wrote:Blaghblaghblaghblagh. The goblin that lives inside my skull is hammering at the walls again.

Erin, stop doing drugs

But I neeeeed them. Not my fault they make the skullgoblin and the stomachtopus angry.

Olthar wrote:
Erinkita wrote:Blaghblaghblaghblagh. The goblin that lives inside my skull is hammering at the walls again.

Does the goblin have a construction permit?

No. He hasn't even paid his rent in months.

by **Olthar** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:30 pm

Erinkita wrote:
Olthar wrote:Does the goblin have a construction permit?

No. He hasn't even paid his rent in months.

That's terrible. You should evict him.

by **Condunum** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:32 pm

Erinkita wrote:
Condunum wrote:Erin, stop doing drugs

But I neeeeed them. Not my fault they make the skullgoblin and the stomachtopus angry.

Olthar wrote:Does the goblin have a construction permit?

No. He hasn't even paid his rent in months.

I uhh...

by **Erinkita** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:35 pm

Olthar wrote:
Erinkita wrote:No. He hasn't even paid his rent in months.

That's terrible. You should evict him.

I tried before. He said he had squatter's rights and then he kicked my brain until I passed out.

Condunum wrote:
Erinkita wrote:But I neeeeed them. Not my fault they make the skullgoblin and the stomachtopus angry.

No. He hasn't even paid his rent in months.

I uhh...

I can show you the prescription and everything. I say I need them. But none of my bodymonsters listen.

by **Olthar** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:39 pm

Erinkita wrote:
Olthar wrote:That's terrible. You should evict him.

I tried before. He said he had squatter's rights and then he kicked my brain until I passed out.

He's lying. There are no squatter's rights. You should call the finger police.

by **Erinkita** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:44 pm

Olthar wrote:
Erinkita wrote:I tried before. He said he had squatter's rights and then he kicked my brain until I passed out.

He's lying. There are no squatter's rights. You should call the finger police.

The finger police can enter massage negotiation and lay down hot packs, but they don't want to cause a standoff.

by **Olthar** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:48 pm

Erinkita wrote:
Olthar wrote:He's lying. There are no squatter's rights. You should call the finger police.

The finger police can enter massage negotiation and lay down hot packs, but they don't want to cause a standoff.

Damn finger police getting weak on crime.

by **Erinkita** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:50 pm

Olthar wrote:
Erinkita wrote:The finger police can enter massage negotiation and lay down hot packs, but they don't want to cause a standoff.

Damn finger police getting weak on crime.

The criminals have more rights than the victims.

Enough of this gay banter. How's my PQ? :hug:

by **Olthar** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:03 pm

Erinkita wrote:
Olthar wrote:Damn finger police getting weak on crime.

The criminals have more rights than the victims.

Enough of this gay banter. How's my PQ?

I'm fine.

by **Erinkita** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:08 pm

Olthar wrote:
Erinkita wrote:The criminals have more rights than the victims.

Enough of this gay banter. How's my PQ?

I'm fine.

A comfort to me to know this. Excuse me, I need to be in the dark for a while. My migraine is getting worse.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:09 pm

Erinkita wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm fine.

A comfort to me to know this. Excuse me, I need to be in the dark for a while. My migraine is getting worse.

Here's what you need to do - eat a spider.

It is my understanding that it will kill the goblin, then brood a bit.

by **Olthar** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:25 pm

Erinkita wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm fine.

A comfort to me to know this. Excuse me, I need to be in the dark for a while. My migraine is getting worse.

I hope you feel better soon. :hug:

by **Condunum** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:36 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Erinkita wrote:A comfort to me to know this. Excuse me, I need to be in the dark for a while. My migraine is getting worse.

Here's what you need to do - eat a spider.

It is my understanding that it will kill the goblin, then brood a bit.

It's a little known fact that spiders which are born in humans replace your immune system, and slowly turn you into spiderman.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:14 pm

Hell yes.

Could it be?

by **Condunum** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:34 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hell yes.

Could it be?

That linked me to the "If batman were 10 times shorter" article, and I saw this again.

GARY OLDMAN: What are you doing down here? What insidious design do you have for Gotham? And why are you wearing a goatse mask?

TOM HARDY: Goatshe? What? My mashk doesn't look ... oh my God, you're right, and now I can't shee anything elshe."

by **Condunum** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:37 pm

Condunum wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hell yes.

Could it be?

That linked me to the "If batman were 10 times shorter" article, and I saw this again.

GARY OLDMAN: What are you doing down here? What insidious design do you have for Gotham? And why are you wearing a goatse mask?

TOM HARDY: Goatshe? What? My mashk doesn't look ... oh my God, you're right, and now I can't shee anything elshe."

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT:Yeah well, when he got half of his face blown off by he-who-must-not-be-named, that's when he TRULY died. Inside.

CHRISTIAN BALE:Yeah, I'm sure that would hold up in court. "Your honor, he was sad first."

by **Erinkita** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:47 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Erinkita wrote:A comfort to me to know this. Excuse me, I need to be in the dark for a while. My migraine is getting worse.

Here's what you need to do - eat a spider.

It is my understanding that it will kill the goblin, then brood a bit.

But then my stomachtopus will swap bodies with it.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hell yes.

Could it be?

:/ I can't get excited.

by **Condunum** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:49 pm

Erinkita wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Here's what you need to do - eat a spider.

It is my understanding that it will kill the goblin, then brood a bit.

But then my stomachtopus will swap bodies with it.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hell yes.

Could it be?

:/ I can't get excited.

What works for me is very light music and nothing that makes you think too much.

by **Erinkita** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:50 pm

Condunum wrote:
Erinkita wrote:But then my stomachtopus will swap bodies with it.

:/ I can't get excited.

What works for me is very light music and nothing that makes you think too much.

And this helps you get invested in Christopher Nolan projects?

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