Elfen High 2 (OOC 7, Closed, Humans Not Allowed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm sitting through a very dull and very badly timed meeting.

Seriously, who holds a meeting at this time of day?

In any case, I'll post in around an hour or so.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Nigeria, apparently, takes the insanity of South Africa as a challenge.

[Olthar]

Pro Tip: Fireballs probably aren't the best way to hunt deer when there are people nearby.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Pro Tip: Fireballs probably aren't the best way to hunt deer when there are people nearby.

How did you find this out...?

[Olthar]

Pro Tip: Fireballs probably aren't the best way to hunt deer when there are people nearby.

How did you find this out...?

Through first-hand experience. Those poor, poor farmers...

[Zarkenis Ultima]

How did you find this out...?

Through first-hand experience. Those poor, poor farmers...

Oh.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Pro Tip: Fireballs probably aren't the best way to hunt deer when there are people nearby.

Fireballs aren't really a great way to hunt to begin with, unless you like your meat really well-done.

[Olthar]

Pro Tip: Fireballs probably aren't the best way to hunt deer when there are people nearby.

Fireballs aren't really a great way to hunt to begin with, unless you like your meat really well-done.

I don't care about the meat, anyways. I'm just hunting them for the antlers.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Back home, back online and back in business. What requires my reply?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Back home, back online and back in business. What requires my reply?

BITCH POWERS, ACTIVATE! FORM OF - POST QUOTER!

Eric rolled his eyes again. Rather irately, he said, "Thank you, Mr. Ship. Since you seem unwilling to give us your name, I'm going to call you Eddie. That okay? Can I get some clothes and maybe learn just where the fuck we are going?"

"I know nothing more than what the girl has told you thus far, Crowley, I was in my castle while these two were out having adventures in Lucifer knows where." He said, and was about to continue smoking when he remembered something. "Oh, but I did meet a Crowley from a different universe. Apparently he, his friend and their version of Jameson ended up in our universe, Lucifer knows why. I figured you might want to know that." He said, and then leaned back in a chair.

Then there is Doctor Who and our plan for Ivy's departure, though those are less pressing.

Not that anything is really pressing, per se, save the air, whatever you are sitting in, they keyboard when you are typing, gravity, and the many myriad subatomic particles that dictate the very basics of our universe.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Back home, back online and back in business. What requires my reply?

BITCH POWERS, ACTIVATE! FORM OF - POST QUOTER!

Eric rolled his eyes again. Rather irately, he said, "Thank you, Mr. Ship. Since you seem unwilling to give us your name, I'm going to call you Eddie. That okay? Can I get some clothes and maybe learn just where the fuck we are going?"

"I know nothing more than what the girl has told you thus far, Crowley, I was in my castle while these two were out having adventures in Lucifer knows where." He said, and was about to continue smoking when he remembered something. "Oh, but I did meet a Crowley from a different universe. Apparently he, his friend and their version of Jameson ended up in our universe, Lucifer knows why. I figured you might want to know that." He said, and then leaned back in a chair.

Then there is Doctor Who and our plan for Ivy's departure, though those are less pressing.

Not that anything is really pressing, per say, save the air, whatever you are sitting in, they keyboard when you are typing, gravity, and the many myriad subatomic particles that dictate the very basics of our universe.

And my still beating heart.

[Nationstatelandsville]

BITCH POWERS, ACTIVATE! FORM OF - POST QUOTER!



Then there is Doctor Who and our plan for Ivy's departure, though those are less pressing.

Not that anything is really pressing, per say, save the air, whatever you are sitting in, they keyboard when you are typing, gravity, and the many myriad subatomic particles that dictate the very basics of our universe.

And my still beating heart.

There are two ways to interpret that.

I will choose the one that makes you a zombie, because cool.

[Esternial]

Not that anything is really pressing, per say, save the air, whatever you are sitting in, they keyboard when you are typing, gravity, and the many myriad subatomic particles that dictate the very basics of our universe.

Don't anger the electrons.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Not that anything is really pressing, per say, save the air, whatever you are sitting in, they keyboard when you are typing, gravity, and the many myriad subatomic particles that dictate the very basics of our universe.

Don't anger the electrons.

Over my vacation, I read Outer Banks The Magazine a bit more than I would have liked.

One article told of the miraculous new medical practice of "grounding". Basically, you throw away your shoes (because shoes are bullshit) and walk barefoot, particularly on beaches, to soak up electrons in the ground that would otherwise be unattainable and "calm free radicals". This can cure everything from Alzheimer's to arthritis to, if memory serves, schizophrenia and chlamydia by removing stress. With electrons, which are magic.

This article, naturally, was sandwiched between ads for Aspirin and a local shoe shop.

[Esternial]

Don't anger the electrons.

Over my vacation, I read Outer Banks The Magazine a bit more than I would have liked.

One article told of the miraculous new medical practice of "grounding". Basically, you throw away your shoes (because shoes are bullshit) and walk barefoot, particularly on beaches, to soak up electrons in the ground that would otherwise be unattainable and "calm free radicals". This can cure everything from Alzheimer's to arthritis to, if memory serves, schizophrenia and chlamydia by removing stress. With electrons, which are magic.

This article, naturally, was sandwiched between ads for Aspirin and a local shoe shop.

Explains why old people like to go to the beach.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'll wait for Alison or Dunefield to explain to Crowley first.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Over my vacation, I read Outer Banks The Magazine a bit more than I would have liked.

One article told of the miraculous new medical practice of "grounding". Basically, you throw away your shoes (because shoes are bullshit) and walk barefoot, particularly on beaches, to soak up electrons in the ground that would otherwise be unattainable and "calm free radicals". This can cure everything from Alzheimer's to arthritis to, if memory serves, schizophrenia and chlamydia by removing stress. With electrons, which are magic.

This article, naturally, was sandwiched between ads for Aspirin and a local shoe shop.

Explains why old people like to go to the beach.

We all know that old people love unprotected fucking and are riddled with chlamydia.

It's funny, because you think I'm kidding.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Explains why old people like to go to the beach.

We all know that old people love unprotected fucking and are riddled with chlamydia.

It's funny, because you think I'm kidding.

You learn more from Cracked and this OOC than school, I feel.

[Astrolinium]

Don't anger the electrons.

Over my vacation, I read Outer Banks The Magazine a bit more than I would have liked.

One article told of the miraculous new medical practice of "grounding". Basically, you throw away your shoes (because shoes are bullshit) and walk barefoot, particularly on beaches, to soak up electrons in the ground that would otherwise be unattainable and "calm free radicals". This can cure everything from Alzheimer's to arthritis to, if memory serves, schizophrenia and chlamydia by removing stress. With electrons, which are magic.

This article, naturally, was sandwiched between ads for Aspirin and a local shoe shop.

The middle of the state is fairly normal. It's as you radiate outwards that people start to get weird.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We all know that old people love unprotected fucking and are riddled with chlamydia.

It's funny, because you think I'm kidding.

You learn more from Cracked and this OOC than school, I feel.

School is where I get the basics.

The Internet is where I've built my Frankenstein-esque monstrosity of curiosities that we call "knowledge".

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You learn more from Cracked and this OOC than school, I feel.

School is where I get the basics.

The Internet is where I've built my Frankenstein-esque monstrosity of curiosities that we call "knowledge".

I got knowledge from real life.

I added to it here, and occasionally share my "wisdom".

[Nationstatelandsville]

School is where I get the basics.

The Internet is where I've built my Frankenstein-esque monstrosity of curiosities that we call "knowledge".

I got knowledge from real life.

I added to it here, and occasionally share my "wisdom".

Your wisdom is mainly composed of stuff from your job and cautionary tales.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I got knowledge from real life.

I added to it here, and occasionally share my "wisdom".

Your wisdom is mainly composed of stuff from your job and cautionary tales.

And I have taught you exactly what not to do in life.

Speaking of which, what you should do- how's the coding going?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Your wisdom is mainly composed of stuff from your job and cautionary tales.

And I have taught you exactly what not to do in life.

Speaking of which, what you should do- how's the coding going?

Very little as of late, due to school stuff and Madmen. I have time again now, though.

[Esternial]

School is where I get the basics.

The Internet is where I've built my Frankenstein-esque monstrosity of curiosities that we call "knowledge".

I got knowledge from real life.

I added to it here, and occasionally share my "wisdom".

Last time I shared my knowledge here, things ended badly.