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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:21 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:I think Liri should post Ludo's reaction before I move on, since she's in the same room.

Ok.

I'll go back to looking up stuff about Ontario.

Why?

Why not?

Quebec is better.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:37 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ok.

I'll go back to looking up stuff about Ontario.

Why?

Why not?

Quebec is better.

Except in one regard- not enough Indians.

Ontario is stuffed with Indians.
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:02 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:How is apple pie so American? Was it naturalisation? By birth? By services done for the American people?

I've never understood that. I could understand saying that about pumpkin pie, but not apple.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:03 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:How is apple pie so American? Was it naturalisation? By birth? By services done for the American people?

I've never understood that. I could understand saying that about pumpkin pie, but not apple.

Because apple pie is the only good pie, fuck off, it's ours.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:05 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I've never understood that. I could understand saying that about pumpkin pie, but not apple.

Because apple pie is the only good pie, fuck off, it's ours.

You lot don't even use proper cooking apples!
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:06 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Because apple pie is the only good pie, fuck off, it's ours.

You lot don't even use proper cooking apples!

You're just jealous because our meats are neither boiled nor stuffed in pastries.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:13 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You lot don't even use proper cooking apples!

You're just jealous because our meats are neither boiled nor stuffed in pastries.

You say that like boiling or putting meat into pastries is a bad method of cooking. And not every British meat is prepared like that. Haven't you ever heard of a fry-up?
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:15 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:You're just jealous because our meats are neither boiled nor stuffed in pastries.

You say that like boiling or putting meat into pastries is a bad method of cooking. And not every British meat is prepared like that. Haven't you ever heard of a fry-up?

Boiled meat? Boiled meat?

Fuck your meat.

And fried is only slightly better.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:20 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You say that like boiling or putting meat into pastries is a bad method of cooking. And not every British meat is prepared like that. Haven't you ever heard of a fry-up?

Boiled meat? Boiled meat?

Fuck your meat.

I'm not Welsh.
Nat wrote:And fried is only slightly better.

Nonsense. Jew, we must destroy the heretic.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:57 am

Scottish food is good.

It's a heart attack on a plate, but good.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:12 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Scottish food is good.

It's a heart attack on a plate, but good.

Yep.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:59 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Scottish food is good.

It's a heart attack on a plate, but good.

Yep.

The Scottish: "I dunno what it is, but it needs frying."
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:01 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Yep.

The Scottish: "I dunno what it is, but it needs frying."

Twelve's introductory episode will have him frying a Kaled mutant.

In a kilt.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:20 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The Scottish: "I dunno what it is, but it needs frying."

Twelve's introductory episode will have him frying a Kaled mutant.

In a kilt.

Yes.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:25 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Twelve's introductory episode will have him frying a Kaled mutant.

In a kilt.

Yes.

E-mail Moffat.

"Doctor, where did you get that?"

"Timey-fucking-wimey. Get out of my way, cunt."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:25 am

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23841320

The most developed African nation, everyone.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:31 am

Krishna, I want you to never post a reply to the FU plot ever again. I want you to never acknowledge it for as long as you live on this world or any other, and I want you to bar it from your mind as though it were a traumatic childhood tragedy, like the death of a television personality whom you spent time watching on Saturday mornings. Or like the heartbreak of a girl leaving you to willow in the wreckage of your young, stupid love. I want you to block it from sight, smell, taste, touch, and hearing. I want you to abandon it in the pits of human waste, as it is slowly devoured by the sheer amount of dung and refuse. Take your family and flee to the ends of the world; build a cabin in Greenland, learn and speak only in Kalaallisut, and spend the remainder of your days as a fisherman. Enjoy only the smallest of things in life. And never even conceive of posting in the FU plot ever again.
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:38 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:Krishna, I want you to never post a reply to the FU plot ever again. I want you to never acknowledge it for as long as you live on this world or any other, and I want you to bar it from your mind as though it were a traumatic childhood tragedy, like the death of a television personality whom you spent time watching on Saturday mornings. Or like the heartbreak of a girl leaving you to willow in the wreckage of your young, stupid love. I want you to block it from sight, smell, taste, touch, and hearing. I want you to abandon it in the pits of human waste, as it is slowly devoured by the sheer amount of dung and refuse. Take your family and flee to the ends of the world; build a cabin in Greenland, learn and speak only in Kalaallisut, and spend the remainder of your days as a fisherman. Enjoy only the smallest of things in life. And never even conceive of posting in the FU plot ever again.

Is someone holding you hostage or something?
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:39 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Krishna, I want you to never post a reply to the FU plot ever again. I want you to never acknowledge it for as long as you live on this world or any other, and I want you to bar it from your mind as though it were a traumatic childhood tragedy, like the death of a television personality whom you spent time watching on Saturday mornings. Or like the heartbreak of a girl leaving you to willow in the wreckage of your young, stupid love. I want you to block it from sight, smell, taste, touch, and hearing. I want you to abandon it in the pits of human waste, as it is slowly devoured by the sheer amount of dung and refuse. Take your family and flee to the ends of the world; build a cabin in Greenland, learn and speak only in Kalaallisut, and spend the remainder of your days as a fisherman. Enjoy only the smallest of things in life. And never even conceive of posting in the FU plot ever again.

Is someone holding you hostage or something?

We're all hostages to The Man.

So no, not at the moment.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:49 am

Nude East Ireland wrote:Krishna, I want you to never post a reply to the FU plot ever again. I want you to never acknowledge it for as long as you live on this world or any other, and I want you to bar it from your mind as though it were a traumatic childhood tragedy, like the death of a television personality whom you spent time watching on Saturday mornings. Or like the heartbreak of a girl leaving you to willow in the wreckage of your young, stupid love. I want you to block it from sight, smell, taste, touch, and hearing. I want you to abandon it in the pits of human waste, as it is slowly devoured by the sheer amount of dung and refuse. Take your family and flee to the ends of the world; build a cabin in Greenland, learn and speak only in Kalaallisut, and spend the remainder of your days as a fisherman. Enjoy only the smallest of things in life. And never even conceive of posting in the FU plot ever again.

I'll get around to it, mate.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:52 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Krishna, I want you to never post a reply to the FU plot ever again. I want you to never acknowledge it for as long as you live on this world or any other, and I want you to bar it from your mind as though it were a traumatic childhood tragedy, like the death of a television personality whom you spent time watching on Saturday mornings. Or like the heartbreak of a girl leaving you to willow in the wreckage of your young, stupid love. I want you to block it from sight, smell, taste, touch, and hearing. I want you to abandon it in the pits of human waste, as it is slowly devoured by the sheer amount of dung and refuse. Take your family and flee to the ends of the world; build a cabin in Greenland, learn and speak only in Kalaallisut, and spend the remainder of your days as a fisherman. Enjoy only the smallest of things in life. And never even conceive of posting in the FU plot ever again.

I'll get around to it, mate.

I just fell like writing something.
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Postby Agritum » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:07 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23841320

The most developed African nation, everyone.

Isn't it Mauritius?

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Postby Mavorpen » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:08 am

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23841320

The most developed African nation, everyone.

Isn't it Mauritius?

The woman are traps.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:09 am

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23841320

The most developed African nation, everyone.

Isn't it Mauritius?

I suppose I should have said "richest African nation."

Mauritius is great.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:11 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Isn't it Mauritius?

I suppose I should have said "richest African nation."

Mauritius is great.

Heard good things about Botswana and Capo Verde, too.

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