Elfen High 2 (OOC 7, Closed, Humans Not Allowed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm just waiting for civilisation to collapse and the new breed of humanity to have only our OOCs and ICs as their Bible, or Koran, or any record of the past.

It'd be magnificent.

I often wonder of this.

"This. This is why everyone died."

[Astrolinium]

I'm just waiting for civilisation to collapse and the new breed of humanity to have only our OOCs and ICs as their Bible, or Koran, or any record of the past.

It'd be magnificent.

I often wonder of this.

"And lo, did Crowley descend from on high and fuck the bitches."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm just waiting for civilisation to collapse and the new breed of humanity to have only our OOCs and ICs as their Bible, or Koran, or any record of the past.

It'd be magnificent.

I often wonder of this.

"This. This is why everyone died."

They'll have learned a lot of obscure stuff about literature and language though.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm just waiting for civilisation to collapse and the new breed of humanity to have only our OOCs and ICs as their Bible, or Koran, or any record of the past.

It'd be magnificent.

I often wonder of this.

"And lo, did Crowley descend from on high and fuck the bitches."

"First, I am the PIMP thy Headmaster.

Thou shalt have no other teachers before me.

Thou shalt make unto thee many lewd images.

Thou shalt not take the name of the Pimp thy Headmaster, unless thou payest royalties.

Thou shalt remember the Sabbath day, which is everyday.

Thou shalt honor thy father (my dick) and thy mother (your ass).

Thou shalt not kill, unless they annoy the Pimp thy Headmaster.

Thou shalt commit adultery all with the Pimp thy Headmaster.

Thou shalt not steal the drugs of the Pimp thy Headmaster.

Thou shalt not - you know what, I don't give a fuck about this one. Fuck off.

Thou shalt covet the Pimp thy Headmaster, because he is awesome and sexy."

[Swith Witherward]

"Are there any areas that are prohibited?"

"At Elfen High, we believe firmly in the theory of evolution by natural selection."

I just had to ask!

I'm still wrapping my head around "rapid whirlpool" and "red caves" in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Are there any areas that are prohibited?"

"At Elfen High, we believe firmly in the theory of evolution by natural selection."

I just had to ask!

I'm still wrapping my head around "rapid whirlpool" and "red caves" in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Do not try to understand the Welsh. They are a very queer sort of people.

[Swith Witherward]

Do not try to understand the Welsh. They are a very queer sort of people.

I just want a hit of whatever they were smoking when they made that name.

[Individuality-ness]

Do not try to understand the Welsh. They are a very queer sort of people.

I just want a hit of whatever they were smoking when they made that name.

Who doesn't?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Do not try to understand the Welsh. They are a very queer sort of people.

I just want a hit of whatever they were smoking when they made that name.

Hatred.

They were smoking hatred.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Do not try to understand the Welsh. They are a very queer sort of people.

I just want a hit of whatever they were smoking when they made that name.

Smoking?

I just assumed they got their language from a sheep's bleats of shock and terror.

[Swith Witherward]

Smoking?

I just assumed they got their language from a sheep's bleats of shock and terror.

That's Scotland.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Smoking?

I just assumed they got their language from a sheep's bleats of shock and terror.

That's Scotland.

Scotland is just the drunken bastard child of England and Wales, anyhow.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Smoking?

I just assumed they got their language from a sheep's bleats of shock and terror.

That's Scotland.

No, the Scots get their language from human shock and terror.

The Welsh are the sheep fuckers.

[Individuality-ness]

That's Scotland.

No, the Scots get their language from human shock and terror.

The Welsh are the sheep fuckers.

What does that make the New Zealanders?

[Nationstatelandsville]

No, the Scots get their language from human shock and terror.

The Welsh are the sheep fuckers.

What does that make the New Zealanders?

Unfortunate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

All in all, a rather normal start to an Elfen High life.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

As I noted while TGing NEI, the acronym of Faerie University is FU.

This is great.

[Nude East Ireland]

As I noted while TGing NEI, the acronym of Faerie University is FU.

This is great.

You're welcome.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh yeah, Divia's Indian.

I always thought of her as Chinese for some reason. Probably because Indi's Chinese and most of you don't play characters outside your own race.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh yeah, Divia's Indian.

I always thought of her as Chinese for some reason. Probably because Indi's Chinese and most of you don't play characters outside your own race.

This is an RP set in fucking Norfolk - brown people are less believable than dragons.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh yeah, Divia's Indian.

I always thought of her as Chinese for some reason. Probably because Indi's Chinese and most of you don't play characters outside your own race.

This is an RP set in fucking Norfolk - brown people are less believable than dragons.

Although the South Asian population of England is expected to become around 15% or greater by 2030, Norfolk will remain stubbornly white.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If anyone wants to join Crowley in his office and meet up with the FU people...

[Nationstatelandsville]

Do want someone to reply before we float ashore?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Do want someone to reply before we float ashore?

Nah.

[Constaniana]

That's Scotland.

No, the Scots get their language from human shock and terror.

The Welsh are the sheep fuckers.

Scots don't breed with sheep; they punch their hearts out, roast it inside the sheep's stomach and have it for breakfast. It's rather tasty, though a bit filling.