I don't think you get what I was implying

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by Agritum » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:56 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Best thing, this would be.
"He's too old for this, and he's a rookie. He's the servant of Christ, and he's the student of the Torah. He speaks Latin, he speaks Hebrew. He's Catholic, he's Jewish. Together, they fight crime.
'Goldberg, get down! I'm baptizing these motherfuckers with lead!'
'Oy vey! You're a loose cannon, Francis! I'm not gonna' live forever, you know!'
Coming to theaters this summer, Papa and Abba
'Let's get kosher.'
(boom)"
I am very, very sad.

by Esternial » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:01 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Best thing, this would be.
"He's too old for this, and he's a rookie. He's the servant of Christ, and he's the student of the Torah. He speaks Latin, he speaks Hebrew. He's Catholic, he's Jewish. Together, they fight crime.
'Goldberg, get down! I'm baptizing these motherfuckers with lead!'
'Oy vey! You're a loose cannon, Francis! I'm not gonna' live forever, you know!'
Coming to theaters this summer, Papa and Abba
'Let's get kosher.'
(boom)"
I am very, very sad.

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:06 pm
Esternial wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:"He's too old for this, and he's a rookie. He's the servant of Christ, and he's the student of the Torah. He speaks Latin, he speaks Hebrew. He's Catholic, he's Jewish. Together, they fight crime.
'Goldberg, get down! I'm baptizing these motherfuckers with lead!'
'Oy vey! You're a loose cannon, Francis! I'm not gonna' live forever, you know!'
Coming to theaters this summer, Papa and Abba
'Let's get kosher.'
(boom)"
I am very, very sad.
Seriously, how do you come up with these things sometimes?

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:11 pm

by Individuality-ness » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:12 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:17 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:21 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Individuality-ness » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:42 pm
The Democratic Nation of Unovia wrote:Here is a thought...
Lets annex Liberia. The US did create it after all.
Thoughts?

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:46 pm

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by Esternial » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:53 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Esternial wrote:I figure all you talk about is the US, how great it is and all the enemies you vanquished.
No; we talk about affairs that affected us and us alone. Liberia really had no greater affect on the country itself.
This, consequentially, makes us look like the good guys all the time, because, hey, an American solved America's problem.

by Individuality-ness » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:03 pm

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by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:48 pm
Erinkita wrote:
One day you're going to physically transform into Grumpy Smurf.
Remus Lupin is my favourite character. He's surrounded by extreme personalities, but remains moderate and sensible.
Also, I first read the books when I was 9 and his werewolf-ness came across as metaphorical in a way I could very much relate to. I don't think that's was Rowling intended, but that's what I took away from it and it was a time when I really needed to feel like somebody understood.

by Astrolinium » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:52 pm
Erinkita wrote:
One day you're going to physically transform into Grumpy Smurf.
Remus Lupin is my favourite character. He's surrounded by extreme personalities, but remains moderate and sensible.
Also, I first read the books when I was 9 and his werewolf-ness came across as metaphorical in a way I could very much relate to. I don't think that's what Rowling intended, but that's what I took away from it and it was a time when I really needed to feel like somebody understood.
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