Elfen High 2 (OOC 7, Closed, Humans Not Allowed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Bedfordshire does have a lot of South Asians.

I think half of Luton is Asian now.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Upon using Google for Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator...

Roald Dahl began work on a third book, to be titled "Charlie in the White House", but only managed to write one chapter of it.

Dammit Roald.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ende, go post with Laz or I'll do it for you.

[Lazarian]

yeet

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ende, go post with Laz or I'll do it for you.

Sorry about the kind of shitty post but eh whatever it's a post yes.

Nah, it was good.

[Lazarian]

yeet

[Nationstatelandsville]

How does a cat asphyxiate in the open air, Khan?

This isn't Othello.

[Constaniana]

Dunefiend isn't naked. Well, I suppose he doesn't have clothes on right now, but he's a giant crustacean at the moment, so he doesn't have to worry about it.

[Nude East Ireland]

Night, are you aware you've been spelling it Dunefield?

...

Well, this was hilarious.

[Constaniana]

...

Well, this was hilarious.

And now we must travel to the dark, twisted alternate dimension where Dunefield lives. Or Iowa.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Dunefiend isn't naked. Well, I suppose he doesn't have clothes on right now, but he's a giant crustacean at the moment, so he doesn't have to worry about it.

Lava.

No shell.

[Constaniana]

Dunefiend isn't naked. Well, I suppose he doesn't have clothes on right now, but he's a giant crustacean at the moment, so he doesn't have to worry about it.

Lava.

No shell.

I figured he'd be immune to that sort of stuff with an endurance of ten.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Lava.

No shell.

I figured he'd be immune to that sort of stuff with an endurance of ten.

Shush now, Mormon. I'm trying to get out of an edit.

[Astrolinium]

Lava.

No shell.

I figured he'd be immune to that sort of stuff with an endurance of ten.

This isn't supposed to be your namby-pamby standard fantasy/video game lava.

If Mario falls into this, he doesn't bounce out with some smoke coming out of his ass, he fucking melts.

If Frodo and Sam try to have a tearful couple moment with this around them, they don't successfully do that because, holy shit, they're on fire.

Obviously with an endurance of ten it won't affect you as much, but this is supposed to be holy shit, legitimate lava that actually behaves like lava in all respects except speed.

[Nude East Ireland]

I figured he'd be immune to that sort of stuff with an endurance of ten.

This isn't supposed to be your namby-pamby standard fantasy/video game lava.

If Mario falls into this, he doesn't bounce out with some smoke coming out of his ass, he fucking melts.

If Frodo and Sam try to have a tearful couple moment with this around them, they don't successfully do that because, holy shit, they're on fire.

Obviously with an endurance of ten it won't affect you as much, but this is supposed to be holy shit, legitimate lava that actually behaves like lava in all respects except speed.

10 - Nigh Invincible
Your body is godly, invincible to all but the mightiest of superhumans and even they find it hard to damage you. Nothing foreign can harm your body, whether it be disease or poison.

[Astrolinium]

This isn't supposed to be your namby-pamby standard fantasy/video game lava.

If Mario falls into this, he doesn't bounce out with some smoke coming out of his ass, he fucking melts.

If Frodo and Sam try to have a tearful couple moment with this around them, they don't successfully do that because, holy shit, they're on fire.

Obviously with an endurance of ten it won't affect you as much, but this is supposed to be holy shit, legitimate lava that actually behaves like lava in all respects except speed.

10 - Nigh Invincible
Your body is godly, invincible to all but the mightiest of superhumans and even they find it hard to damage you. Nothing foreign can harm your body, whether it be disease or poison.

Shush, I had some metaphors I needed to share with the world.

[Constaniana]

I figured he'd be immune to that sort of stuff with an endurance of ten.

This isn't supposed to be your namby-pamby standard fantasy/video game lava.

If Mario falls into this, he doesn't bounce out with some smoke coming out of his ass, he fucking melts.

If Frodo and Sam try to have a tearful couple moment with this around them, they don't successfully do that because, holy shit, they're on fire.

Obviously with an endurance of ten it won't affect you as much, but this is supposed to be holy shit, legitimate lava that actually behaves like lava in all respects except speed.

Okay. Well, I figured stopping, dropping and rolling would be a serious-enough response from Dunefiend, as well as spitting on it.

[Astrolinium]

This isn't supposed to be your namby-pamby standard fantasy/video game lava.

If Mario falls into this, he doesn't bounce out with some smoke coming out of his ass, he fucking melts.

If Frodo and Sam try to have a tearful couple moment with this around them, they don't successfully do that because, holy shit, they're on fire.

Obviously with an endurance of ten it won't affect you as much, but this is supposed to be holy shit, legitimate lava that actually behaves like lava in all respects except speed.

Okay. Well, I figured stopping, dropping and rolling would be a serious-enough response from Dunefiend, as well as spitting on it.

As I said a moment ago, I mostly posted that because I needed to share those metaphors with the world.

[Constaniana]

Okay. Well, I figured stopping, dropping and rolling would be a serious-enough response from Dunefiend, as well as spitting on it.

As I said a moment ago, I mostly posted that because I needed to share those metaphors with the world.

Well, they were good metaphors. Good job.

[Lazarian]

yeet

[Nationstatelandsville]

Okay. Well, I figured stopping, dropping and rolling would be a serious-enough response from Dunefiend, as well as spitting on it.

As I said a moment ago, I mostly posted that because I needed to share those metaphors with the world.

Such wit.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Is it weird that I find this really, really cool?

Because I do.

[Nude East Ireland]

Is it weird that I find this really, really cool?

Because I do.

When in the possession of a single person, those chess pieces will grant one the ultimate power in the universe.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Is it weird that I find this really, really cool?

Because I do.

When in the possession of a single person, those chess pieces will grant one the ultimate power in the universe.

They also shoot lasers, cure cancer, and play Beethoven under the full moon.

[Nude East Ireland]

When in the possession of a single person, those chess pieces will grant one the ultimate power in the universe.

They also shoot lasers, cure cancer, and play Beethoven under the full moon.

Under the half moon they play Simon and Garfunkel.