Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Elfen High has never been to or had a mission in the Deep American South.
How saddening.
NEI, make an app for a Hell country influenced by the Southern Gentlemen cliche.
Paula Deen shall be its ruler. *nod*
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by Individuality-ness » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:37 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Elfen High has never been to or had a mission in the Deep American South.
How saddening.
NEI, make an app for a Hell country influenced by the Southern Gentlemen cliche.
by Liriena » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:38 pm
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:38 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Liriena » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:39 pm
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by Individuality-ness » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:40 pm
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:41 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nah, I'm talkin' about the real Southern gents or dames.
I've had the honour of actually going to the South (Georgia, Texas) and was struck by how people there seemed nicer than almost any other part of the USA.
Compromise: I do one that's stereotypical "southern", and NEI can do one that's more what you want.
I'm going to do the former just for lulz and for practice.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Liriena » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:42 pm
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by Individuality-ness » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:42 pm
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by The Inritus Extraho » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:16 pm
by Individuality-ness » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:37 pm
Name: Eden [Demon name: Shamayim]
Leader: Paula Deen
Flag:
Composed of: somewhere in Hell.
Language(s): Official (and only legal) language is English, although the demons still speak one of the Semitic languages underground (Phoenician, Ammonite, Moabite, Edomite).
Description: [In the style of a NationStates nation overview.]
The Southern Paradise of Eden is a huge, relatively safe nation, ruled by Paula Deen with a soft and wrinkly hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its meek, racist, hateful, backwards, fundamentalist, and cynical population of 5.3 million is kept under strict control by the oppressive government, and is ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. This is not to mention the 204 million demons and half-demons living in the same country, for they are de jure second class citizens if not cartel.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Reeducation—ahem, Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paula Deen City. Christian citizens pay a flat income tax of 32%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
The workforce is almost entirely made up of demon slave labour, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, demons are regularly beaten on the streets for not being “Christian” enough, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Eden's national animal is the pig, which is grown in cages not large enough for a human child on the country’s numerous hog farms, its national religion is Southern Baptist, and its currency is the Apple.
Characters from here: n/a
Changes since magic was revealed:
Okay, let’s be serious.
The area was taken over by fundamentalist humans (presumed to be members of something akin to the modern-day extremist Republican Party) soon after Hell fell in 2020. They named it after the Garden of Eden, which is considered to be Terrestrial Paradise before the fall of humans from the Lord’s grace and introduction of original sin.
Eden is a total misnomer, for although the country seems perfect and idyllic on the surface, underneath it is a group of demons slaving under the hot sun in Hell for their human masters, most of whom are white.
The demons are left uneducated and ignorant—or at least more so than the first class human citizens—and are forbidden from getting into groups of three or more. This causes some problems when the demons have more than one child in a two parent household, so many demon families send their oldest children to neighbors who are too old to have kids or are completely sterile and hence utterly incapable of reproducing. They are also forbidden from interacting with human people freely, as their interactions are limited to slave and master or servant to master, and they have a curfew of 5 PM local time. Enforced segregation is in place, which is akin to apartheid in South Africa.
Actually, just presume that demon (and part-demon) life here is a mix of the antebellum South prior to the Civil War and South Africa before 1994, when apartheid was abolished. So, essentially, pretty bad.
All of this is enforced by magitech, which keeps them down and the humans (which are a minority here) in power.
The area is a haven for neo-Nazis and other white (and now human) supremacists, who are in total and complete power. Biblical morality is highly enforced, and the government is highly religious, misogynistic and homophobic.
Education here (especially in the sciences) sucks, because who needs to learn about evolution—I’m sorry, evillution—when they can learn about the glory of the first humans Adam and Eve and our Savior Jesus Christ?
You really, really don’t want to live here. Really.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:41 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Here's the rough. The flag is actually a cropped version of a desktop image that I have.Name: Eden [Demon name: Shamayim]
Leader: Paula Deen
Flag:(Image)
Composed of: somewhere in Hell.
Language(s): Official (and only legal) language is English, although the demons still speak one of the Semitic languages underground (Phoenician, Ammonite, Moabite, Edomite).
Description: [In the style of a NationStates nation overview.]
The Southern Paradise of Eden is a huge, relatively safe nation, ruled by Paula Deen with a soft and wrinkly hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its meek, racist, hateful, backwards, fundamentalist, and cynical population of 5.3 million is kept under strict control by the oppressive government, and is ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. This is not to mention the 204 million demons and half-demons living in the same country, for they are de jure second class citizens if not cartel.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Reeducation—ahem, Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paula Deen City. Christian citizens pay a flat income tax of 32%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
The workforce is almost entirely made up of demon slave labour, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, demons are regularly beaten on the streets for not being “Christian” enough, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Eden's national animal is the pig, which is grown in cages not large enough for a human child on the country’s numerous hog farms, its national religion is Southern Baptist, and its currency is the Apple.
Characters from here: n/a
Changes since magic was revealed:
Okay, let’s be serious.
The area was taken over by fundamentalist humans (presumed to be members of something akin to the modern-day extremist Republican Party) soon after Hell fell in 2020. They named it after the Garden of Eden, which is considered to be Terrestrial Paradise before the fall of humans from the Lord’s grace and introduction of original sin.
Eden is a total misnomer, for although the country seems perfect and idyllic on the surface, underneath it is a group of demons slaving under the hot sun in Hell for their human masters, most of whom are white.
The demons are left uneducated and ignorant—or at least more so than the first class human citizens—and are forbidden from getting into groups of three or more. This causes some problems when the demons have more than one child in a two parent household, so many demon families send their oldest children to neighbors who are too old to have kids or are completely sterile and hence utterly incapable of reproducing. They are also forbidden from interacting with human people freely, as their interactions are limited to slave and master or servant to master, and they have a curfew of 5 PM local time. Enforced segregation is in place, which is akin to apartheid in South Africa.
Actually, just presume that demon (and part-demon) life here is a mix of the antebellum South prior to the Civil War and South Africa before 1994, when apartheid was abolished. So, essentially, pretty bad.
All of this is enforced by magitech, which keeps them down and the humans (which are a minority here) in power.
The area is a haven for neo-Nazis and other white (and now human) supremacists, who are in total and complete power. Biblical morality is highly enforced, and the government is highly religious, misogynistic and homophobic.
Education here (especially in the sciences) sucks, because who needs to learn about evolution—I’m sorry, evillution—when they can learn about the glory of the first humans Adam and Eve and our Savior Jesus Christ?
You really, really don’t want to live here. Really.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:43 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's basically Heaven on Hell, though Heaven isn't too misogynistic.
Though I can change that.
by Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:43 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:00 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:The effects of EH on Mav's life.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:02 pm
Constaniana wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:The effects of EH on Mav's life.
Videos like this are why Dunefiend became black.
by Constaniana » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:06 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:43 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:44 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:03 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:06 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Here's the rough. The flag is actually a cropped version of a desktop image that I have.Name: Eden [Demon name: Shamayim]
Leader: Paula Deen
Flag:(Image)
Composed of: somewhere in Hell.
Language(s): Official (and only legal) language is English, although the demons still speak one of the Semitic languages underground (Phoenician, Ammonite, Moabite, Edomite).
Description: [In the style of a NationStates nation overview.]
The Southern Paradise of Eden is a huge, relatively safe nation, ruled by Paula Deen with a soft and wrinkly hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its meek, racist, hateful, backwards, fundamentalist, and cynical population of 5.3 million is kept under strict control by the oppressive government, and is ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. This is not to mention the 204 million demons and half-demons living in the same country, for they are de jure second class citizens if not cartel.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Reeducation—ahem, Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paula Deen City. Christian citizens pay a flat income tax of 32%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
The workforce is almost entirely made up of demon slave labour, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, demons are regularly beaten on the streets for not being “Christian” enough, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Eden's national animal is the pig, which is grown in cages not large enough for a human child on the country’s numerous hog farms, its national religion is Southern Baptist, and its currency is the Apple.
Characters from here: n/a
Changes since magic was revealed:
Okay, let’s be serious.
The area was taken over by fundamentalist humans (presumed to be members of something akin to the modern-day extremist Republican Party) soon after Hell fell in 2020. They named it after the Garden of Eden, which is considered to be Terrestrial Paradise before the fall of humans from the Lord’s grace and introduction of original sin.
Eden is a total misnomer, for although the country seems perfect and idyllic on the surface, underneath it is a group of demons slaving under the hot sun in Hell for their human masters, most of whom are white.
The demons are left uneducated and ignorant—or at least more so than the first class human citizens—and are forbidden from getting into groups of three or more. This causes some problems when the demons have more than one child in a two parent household, so many demon families send their oldest children to neighbors who are too old to have kids or are completely sterile and hence utterly incapable of reproducing. They are also forbidden from interacting with human people freely, as their interactions are limited to slave and master or servant to master, and they have a curfew of 5 PM local time. Enforced segregation is in place, which is akin to apartheid in South Africa.
Actually, just presume that demon (and part-demon) life here is a mix of the antebellum South prior to the Civil War and South Africa before 1994, when apartheid was abolished. So, essentially, pretty bad.
All of this is enforced by magitech, which keeps them down and the humans (which are a minority here) in power.
The area is a haven for neo-Nazis and other white (and now human) supremacists, who are in total and complete power. Biblical morality is highly enforced, and the government is highly religious, misogynistic and homophobic.
Education here (especially in the sciences) sucks, because who needs to learn about evolution—I’m sorry, evillution—when they can learn about the glory of the first humans Adam and Eve and our Savior Jesus Christ?
You really, really don’t want to live here. Really.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:10 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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