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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:49 pm

I actually did one of my brilliant ideas, much to my own shock.
Name: The Colbert Nation
Leader: Stephen Colbert as Head of State, George Merika Lincoln Rasbip as head of government.
Flag: It's too truthy to be directly posted on this page.
Composed of: A small area of Hell
Language(s): American, various Hell languages.
Description: Once a tiny backwater agrarian nation with a fairly decent potential for tourist activites like camping and hiking (though demons didn't do such things in the days of Azazel's reign), few people paid attention to the Principality of Vishbob, except to possibly poke fun at their odd ancient prophecy. A few human hotels opened up in the country, hoping to get prime real estate before the human populace at large discovered the great scenery and rushed into the country, though otherwise investment from Earth was nothing significant. But that all changed one morning after a small group of American explorers began hanging around the capital, Pawkwindin, intending to explore the nearby majestic purple mountains. The humans had rushed out of their hotel room in the morning, leaving Comedy Central playing when the demon maid, Alacybo came in to clean the room. And she saw something she would have never believed. As the opening credits began rolling on a human television program, a man jumped to the ground, bearing a flag, passing by words like star-spangled and truthy. And as the old woman continued watching she remembered a story she had been told as a child:

"Yea, and there shall come one of righteous truth, bearing truth in his arms, and his chest, and his wise eyes, and his great hair, and he shall proclaim all manner of truthiness and gloriousness of the glorious land. He shall soar on the truthy wings of a righteous bird, slaying his foes with flaming bolts of glory, and shall warn of various threats in a numerical, descending fashion, especially godless furry killing machines that slaughter salmon and are verily addicted upon jet fuel, even unto huffing and passing out. Yea, and the Truthy One shall bear sweet nourishment, like unto a dream filled with many sweet foods filled inside another sweet food."

Alacybo immediately knew Stephen Colbert fit the prophecy perfectly. She ran out in the streets telling the rest of her people what they saw, and soon their entire country was frantically trying to acquire enough televisions or computers to watch the Glorious Truthy One Himself. Vishbob scrapped their previous government system that they had used for thousands of years overnight, copying every method of government from the U.S.A, though with the difference of proclaiming Stephen Colbert President for Eternity. American flags and murals of Stephen Colbert punching communist bears can be seen on every street in the nation.
Characters from here: None
Changes since magic was revealed: The whole "The messiah we've been awaiting for centuries is on TV" thing.
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Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:59 pm

William should go to Germany.

I just need to figure out how to arrange it.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:05 pm

Just to know, Night: did the discovery of magic affect nuclear weapons and the concept of nuclear deterrency?
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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:09 pm

Agritum wrote:Just to know, Night: did the discovery of magic affect nuclear weapons and the concept of nuclear deterrency?

"If something magic is trying to fight you, nuke the fuck out of that motherfucker. We'll talk about it afterwards, but make sure that it's dead. Nuke it five times if you fucking have to.

- Geneva Convention of Nuclear Weapons, July 2019"
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:29 pm

Agritum wrote:Just to know, Night: did the discovery of magic affect nuclear weapons and the concept of nuclear deterrency?

Nukes still suck ass and will kill very nearly anything.

So the concept would remain the same, I feel.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Esternial
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Esternial » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:42 pm

We need an RP called "Female Indian Escorts"

Just for fun.

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Constaniana
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:44 pm

Esternial wrote:We need an RP called "Female Indian Escorts"

Just for fun.

:lol:
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Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:45 pm

Esternial wrote:We need an RP called "Female Indian Escorts"

Just for fun.

Spoiler: everyone dies.
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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:46 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Esternial wrote:We need an RP called "Female Indian Escorts"

Just for fun.

Spoiler: everyone dies.

Of gonorrhea.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:47 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Spoiler: everyone dies.

Of gonorrhea.

I was thinking "pimp shootout", myself.
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Constaniana
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:48 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:William should go to Germany.

I just need to figure out how to arrange it.

The Tortoise could send him there on an urgent mission to get some hot bitches.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo

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Esternial
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Esternial » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:49 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I was thinking "pimp shootout", myself.

You don't understand, the pimps shoot out gonorrhea. And syphilis.

It'd be like bingo, but with STD's.

Winner gets free morphine.

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Constaniana
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:50 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Of gonorrhea.

I was thinking "pimp shootout", myself.

But since it's India, we all know the True Ending®.

Elephant stampede.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:51 pm

Esternial wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You don't understand, the pimps shoot out gonorrhea. And syphilis.

It'd be like bingo, but with STD's.

Winner gets free morphine.

Runner-up gets free opiate suppositories.

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I was thinking "pimp shootout", myself.

But since it's India, we all know the True Ending®.

Elephant stampede.

Elephants led by a mysterious, multiracial toddler.
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

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Agritum
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Anarchy

Postby Agritum » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:54 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:William should go to Germany.

I just need to figure out how to arrange it.

The Tortoise could send him there on an urgent mission to get some hot bitches.

As in, Hilde's sisters? Interesting.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:11 pm

Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Agritum
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Anarchy

Postby Agritum » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:17 pm

Some day, I must write down the Party Platform of the NFDP.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:19 pm

Agritum wrote:Some day, I must write down the Party Platform of the NFDP.

Well, do it today.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Agritum
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Anarchy

Postby Agritum » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:20 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Some day, I must write down the Party Platform of the NFDP.

Well, do it today.

Even though I am going to sleep in five minutes?
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:27 pm

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Well, do it today.

Even though I am going to sleep in five minutes?

Yes.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Agritum
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Postby Agritum » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:29 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:Even though I am going to sleep in five minutes?

Yes.

I'll see if I have inspirational dreams about it tonight.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:30 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Name:
Leader:
Flag (If applicable):
What is it? City? Province? State?:
Language(s) spoken:
Description:
Demographics:

This is the working app I've come up with for a city/province. Let's put it into play with this.

Name: Scotland
Leader: John Ramsey Swinney
Flag (If applicable): http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... otland.svg
What is it? City? Province? State?: Country within the United Kingdom
Language(s) spoken: English, Scots. Punjabi is a highly spoken minority language.
Population size: 13 million
Demographics: White Scottish- 50 %
Other White British - 25%
British South Asian- 6 %
Black - 1 %
Other Asian - 3 %
Mixed - 11 %
Non-humans - 4 %
Description: Scotland has become much richer and much more populated ever since the Fall of London. Edinburgh became the new capital of the United Kingdom, and immigration to Scotland increased massively. The Scots complain of being a minority within their own nation, and they're not that wrong. Nevertheless, Scotland retains a fierce independent nature- though they rarely discuss actual independence anymore, as they are much more equal within the United Kingdom than they were before, and because England lacks the power it once held.

Basically, what do you guys think of this?

Seriously- do more of this.

Like you, NEI- make an app for Pennsylvania or something.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Constaniana
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:37 pm

So is my nation app accepted? :p
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:38 pm

Oh Agri, when you have time, you really should make one for Italy. That can be fun.

I need to sit down and proceed to write one up for France, which is now the second strongest nation in Europe.

The Brits tend to be very irate at that thought.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:38 pm

Constaniana wrote:I actually did one of my brilliant ideas, much to my own shock.
Name: The Colbert Nation
Leader: Stephen Colbert as Head of State, George Merika Lincoln Rasbip as head of government.
Flag: It's too truthy to be directly posted on this page.
Composed of: A small area of Hell
Language(s): American, various Hell languages.
Description: Once a tiny backwater agrarian nation with a fairly decent potential for tourist activites like camping and hiking (though demons didn't do such things in the days of Azazel's reign), few people paid attention to the Principality of Vishbob, except to possibly poke fun at their odd ancient prophecy. A few human hotels opened up in the country, hoping to get prime real estate before the human populace at large discovered the great scenery and rushed into the country, though otherwise investment from Earth was nothing significant. But that all changed one morning after a small group of American explorers began hanging around the capital, Pawkwindin, intending to explore the nearby majestic purple mountains. The humans had rushed out of their hotel room in the morning, leaving Comedy Central playing when the demon maid, Alacybo came in to clean the room. And she saw something she would have never believed. As the opening credits began rolling on a human television program, a man jumped to the ground, bearing a flag, passing by words like star-spangled and truthy. And as the old woman continued watching she remembered a story she had been told as a child:

"Yea, and there shall come one of righteous truth, bearing truth in his arms, and his chest, and his wise eyes, and his great hair, and he shall proclaim all manner of truthiness and gloriousness of the glorious land. He shall soar on the truthy wings of a righteous bird, slaying his foes with flaming bolts of glory, and shall warn of various threats in a numerical, descending fashion, especially godless furry killing machines that slaughter salmon and are verily addicted upon jet fuel, even unto huffing and passing out. Yea, and the Truthy One shall bear sweet nourishment, like unto a dream filled with many sweet foods filled inside another sweet food."

Alacybo immediately knew Stephen Colbert fit the prophecy perfectly. She ran out in the streets telling the rest of her people what they saw, and soon their entire country was frantically trying to acquire enough televisions or computers to watch the Glorious Truthy One Himself. Vishbob scrapped their previous government system that they had used for thousands of years overnight, copying every method of government from the U.S.A, though with the difference of proclaiming Stephen Colbert President for Eternity. American flags and murals of Stephen Colbert punching communist bears can be seen on every street in the nation.
Characters from here: None
Changes since magic was revealed: The whole "The messiah we've been awaiting for centuries is on TV" thing.

Sorry I'm late- I was too busy orgasming out American flags. And I'm not even American.

Approved. God help me.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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